Mother: now willie, you must not be selfish, let your brother have the sled half the time
Willie: but Mother! I AM! i ride it downhill, and he carries it up.
Its Weezy fucking baby//
Wait I know yall get that
WEEZY FUCKING BABY!//
LOL!
That failed.
Mommy, mommy, can Jimmy come out and play baseball with us?
Billy, you know Jimmy has muscular dystrophy.
Yeah, but he makes a good third base.
Billy walks in while mommy is changing her bloody tampax in the bathroom. He looks at mommy and says, “What’s that mommy? Mommy says, Err, umm, that’s where daddy stabbed me. Billie says, “Wow, he got ya right in the cunt didn’t he?