Poems About Poop

You say it’s nasty.
You say it’s vile.
I say it’s tasty.
And better than bile.

Moo.

Woah unexpected.

heh

“To sing when you hurt,and to sing when you cry,to sing when you live and to sing when you die”

That was beautiful.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

I live for the struggle
I yearn for the fight
I live to poop
with all of my might.

Moo.

I feel so alone
In my little abode
But after I poo
I can eat more food

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

I eat and I poop
then I eat some more
I’ll poop and I’ll poop
'til it covers the floor

Moo.

Once upon a time, Korey was constipated. He called his good friend over to help him. “Good Friend!" Korey exclaimed, “I have the constipation!" Good Friend replied, “Don’t worry Korey, I has the solution!" and he pulled out his giant pill. “What is this?!?" asked Korey. “This," responded Korey’s Good Friend, “Is called sepository." “Yes, but what is it?" Korey asked again. “Sepository is a pill that’s shoved up your @$$. It helps turn your constipation into easy, comfortable dysentery." “Wow!" exclaimed Korey. “I didn’t know getting rid of my uncomfortable constipation could possibly be so easy!" And Korey immediately took the sepository in front of Good Friend and he pooed. “Now let’s play some 800GB portable video games! Because we have that kind of technology now." And they lived happily ever aftre.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Red howled in pain, for his bowels were in hell.
Then came Korey, running to help.
“Tell me, good friend, where does it hurt?"
Red looked down and cried, “My butt, up my skirt!"
Korey lifted the veil, only to find
a mess of brown nasty, the smell stung his mind.
Korey breathed in fresh air. He almost fell down.
Red looked much better. He had let it all out.

Moo.

Thank you for that.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Thank you for that.

It’s hard to type when I’m laughing my ass off.

Moo.

korey_dude wrote: I eat and I poop
then I eat some more
I’ll poop and I’ll poop
'til it covers the floor

I like this one!

*throws up*

I’m disturbed.

“To sing when you hurt,and to sing when you cry,to sing when you live and to sing when you die”

korey_dude wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Thank you for that.

It’s hard to type when I’m laughing my ass off.

I can tell.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

King Boo wrote:

korey_dude wrote: I eat and I poop
then I eat some more
I’ll poop and I’ll poop
'til it covers the floor

I like this one!

Me too!

Moo.

NOT ME!

*shakes head*

I’m going to watch one piece I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.

“To sing when you hurt,and to sing when you cry,to sing when you live and to sing when you die”

Hijacc wrote: NOT ME!

*shakes head*

I’m going to watch one piece I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.

I need you. I need you to write a poem. At least one. I’m sure you’ll like it.

Moo.

korey_dude wrote:

Hijacc wrote: NOT ME!

*shakes head*

I’m going to watch one piece I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.

I need you. I need you to write a poem. At least one. I’m sure you’ll like it.

DO IT HIJACC

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

HaHahaHA I approve of this hilarity.

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted;
Then one day I took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants!

yay.

or

The night was dark, the sky was blue,
Around the corner the poop wagon flew.
Shots were fired, a scream was heard,
A man was killed by a flying turd.

Now leave me be.

“To sing when you hurt,and to sing when you cry,to sing when you live and to sing when you die”

Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls.
And thos who read these words of wit
Eat these little balls of shit!