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06-04-2009 11:17 PM
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You say it’s nasty.
You say it’s vile.
I say it’s tasty.
And better than bile.


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06-04-2009 11:19 PM
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Woah unexpected.

heh


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06-04-2009 11:23 PM
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That was beautiful.


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06-04-2009 11:30 PM
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I live for the struggle
I yearn for the fight
I live to poop
with all of my might.


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06-04-2009 11:37 PM
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I feel so alone
In my little abode
But after I poo
I can eat more food


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06-04-2009 11:46 PM
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I eat and I poop
then I eat some more
I’ll poop and I’ll poop
'til it covers the floor


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06-04-2009 11:52 PM
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Once upon a time, Korey was constipated. He called his good friend over to help him. “Good Friend!" Korey exclaimed, “I have the constipation!" Good Friend replied, “Don’t worry Korey, I has the solution!" and he pulled out his giant pill. “What is this?!?" asked Korey. “This," responded Korey’s Good Friend, “Is called sepository." “Yes, but what is it?" Korey asked again. “Sepository is a pill that’s shoved up your @$$. It helps turn your constipation into easy, comfortable dysentery." “Wow!" exclaimed Korey. “I didn’t know getting rid of my uncomfortable constipation could possibly be so easy!" And Korey immediately took the sepository in front of Good Friend and he pooed. “Now let’s play some 800GB portable video games! Because we have that kind of technology now." And they lived happily ever aftre.


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06-05-2009 12:04 AM
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Red howled in pain, for his bowels were in hell.
Then came Korey, running to help.
“Tell me, good friend, where does it hurt?"
Red looked down and cried, “My butt, up my skirt!"
Korey lifted the veil, only to find
a mess of brown nasty, the smell stung his mind.
Korey breathed in fresh air. He almost fell down.
Red looked much better. He had let it all out.


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06-05-2009 12:06 AM
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Thank you for that.


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06-05-2009 12:08 AM
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Red_Calibur9 wrote: Thank you for that.


It’s hard to type when I’m laughing my ass off. grin


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06-05-2009 12:08 AM
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korey_dude wrote: I eat and I poop
then I eat some more
I’ll poop and I’ll poop
'til it covers the floor


I like this one!


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06-05-2009 12:09 AM
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*throws up*

I’m disturbed.


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korey_dude wrote:

Red_Calibur9 wrote: Thank you for that.


It’s hard to type when I’m laughing my ass off. grin


I can tell.


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06-05-2009 12:10 AM
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King Boo wrote:

korey_dude wrote: I eat and I poop
then I eat some more
I’ll poop and I’ll poop
'til it covers the floor


I like this one!


Me too!


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06-05-2009 12:11 AM
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NOT ME!

*shakes head*

I’m going to watch one piece I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.


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06-05-2009 12:14 AM
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Hijacc wrote: NOT ME!

*shakes head*

I’m going to watch one piece I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.


I need you. I need you to write a poem. At least one. I’m sure you’ll like it. wink


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06-05-2009 12:15 AM
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korey_dude wrote:

Hijacc wrote: NOT ME!

*shakes head*

I’m going to watch one piece I’ll be in my room if anyone needs me.


I need you. I need you to write a poem. At least one. I’m sure you’ll like it. wink


DO IT HIJACC


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06-05-2009 12:17 AM
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HaHahaHA I approve of this hilarity.


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06-05-2009 12:20 AM
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Here I sit, broken hearted,
Tried to shit but only farted;
Then one day I took a chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants!

yay.

or

The night was dark, the sky was blue,
Around the corner the poop wagon flew.
Shots were fired, a scream was heard,
A man was killed by a flying turd.

Now leave me be.


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06-05-2009 12:22 AM
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Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls.
And thos who read these words of wit
Eat these little balls of shit!


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