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Green_Ninja wrote: Jared..

Is worshiped by woman everywhere..

That fool has at least 50 woman madly in love with him..

but anyways..

I have like..

7 I think by blood..

I only talk to 3 though..

Jacob, Jared and Janice..

But Janice is 8 and she’s mentally challenged..

Her mom was a druggy that didn’t even know she was pregnant till 2 hours before she gave birth.

ok so hes a chick magnet

well i have around about 200 cousins

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Geeze..

I have a big family..

but not all blood related..

Half my family is missing because my Grandpa had a second family..

My uncle’s a pimp and has who knows how many choldren..

My grandma and mom tend to take in random strangers and raise them as their own..

One of my uncles ran off to Michigan and I don’t know how many children he has..

and my dad was cheating on my mom with a bunch of 18 yr olds before they got a divorce..

He has 5 with my mom, 2 with my step mom.. and atleast 4 with random whores..

did i mention thos 200 were on my moms side?

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Wow..

Your grandma must have been-

-Coughs.- Nvm.

my grandpa had like 6 kids...

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Didus wrote: my grandpa had like 6 kids...

My grandma on my mom’s side had 6 kids..

and my dad has 7.. That we know of..

Manwhores run in my family.. x.x

i have 3 sisterz

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Hahahah!

My brothers have 5 sisters.

haha!

i have a niece

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

o.o..

I do too.

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Do I win?

no

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Plz?

ok

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

Ohhlala.

My family could beat up both of your families.

Haha.

Maybe.

but that’s why my family owns a lot of guns.

haha my family would outnumber yours

A very wise and intelligent man wrote:
Pce Chief, jump on that pussy before its too late homey.

500!