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Why can sushi swim if hes made out of fucking paper?

How can mario smash a rock when he is paper

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How come Mario sucks?

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a. Cuz he has a totally pimp ass hammer

q. if mario goes into the future where grodus rules and goombella became a sex slave for numerous people in the grodus kingdom while bowser had to help mario save the mushroom kingdom so he can rape peach then mario has to fight bowser to get a chance to eat cheese with grodus then they tag team peach would nintendo make a game about it?