Bioshock sucks

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I don’t know why everyone loves this game. Sure, the storyline is great and it looks good, but the gameplay is downright horrible.

- Fontaine looked like a fucking academy award.

- Vita chambers remove all difficult from the game. Honestly, what is this? Lego Star Wars?

- The Plasmids don’t feel very 'bio-ish' to me. Fireballs, lighting, ice. Might as well just have called it magic.

- Half the bosses are easier to kill than Big Daddies.

- Being a Big Daddy sucked. All I got was tunnel vision and 25% damage resistence. How about getting to use one of those giant rivet guns or drills? That would have been awesome.

- Multiplayer would have been nice. Especially in deathmatches with the choice of being either a splicer of big daddy.

- Why don’t splicers use plasmids against you?

- I can’t even see what plasmids and gene tonics I have equipped in my inventory. System Shock 2 had that feature, why couldn’t Bioshock?

- I was expecting better than an escort mission near the end of the game, honestly.

- Only one gory moment in the entire thing. Incorporating some more survival horror elements along with FPS and RPG could have been nice.

- The whole thing feels a bit cartoony to me. I know it’s supposed to be part RPG, but the splicers bounce around like retarded puppets.

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/4-BioShock
There ya go

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Bioshock rules!

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Name one thing really good about the gameplay that no other game has.

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You get to kill little girls.

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Nothing, but it’s still awesome.

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I didn’t care for it that much.

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i AGREE coMpleTeLy

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You got to kill small semi defenseless children what’s not to like.

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I’ve always enjoyed myself a nice rapeage of those little sisters the second time through. I rescued all of 'em the first time.

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Wow.

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It’s not like you get to see them getting killed or anything. The screen just goes black and your holding a slug.

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Not that you mention it it did suck.. fucking slugs.

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I bet you are...

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killing little kids
fighing a man that shoots confetti out of his arms
you are a little kid that was altered
the tap decks were diffrent
TAKES SKILL TO KILL THINGS
the fact that the GAME WAS FUCKING AWESOME

had a better story line then halo

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Horrible endurance though... house arrest sucks.

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Agreed.

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That’s not saying much.