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Hello their kiddies in this forum you will read my series of events that unfold for Sora in his upcoming adventure of Kingdom Hearts 3 but in my way!Yes it may be wierd but dont fret as this series will become uberly awesome
*opens book and eats some rice pudding*
*Destiny Island*
*Series 1*
Sora:Ahhhh its been 10 years now ever since the events unfolded now im on this island married to Kairi and well Riku is just my bud.Heehehehe
*Sora’s flashback*
*dark portal opens from sky*
Sora:Hmmmmm its raining
*goes inside*
*knocks on riku’s door*
Sora:Riku u home?
Riku:Sorry im a bit busy im ahhhhhhhh
Kairi:*whispers*Oh god hes in front of the door!
Sora:*listens*
Sora:She was cheating me!!!!!!*sob*
*runs away*
*dark portal shoots out a meteor and crashes at the shores of Destiny Island*
Sora:OOOOOOOOOO Shiny!
*pokes wit keyblade*
Mario:WAHA!*pops out of cruiser*
Sora:OMFG ITALIAN TERRORIST FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!
Luigi:W8 we need ur help!?
Sora:Really?what is it?
*Mario explains long story*
Mario:And thats how it happened!
Sora:*snore*zzzz huh wut happen!?
Luigi:Just help us kill baddies!
Sora:Ok WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
*jumps in vehicle*
Sora:OOOOO this is like a gummi ship!
Mario:Yes now let us fly it ok?
Sora:HEY W8 I WANNA FLY IT!
*fights over controls wit Mario*
Mario:MAMAMIA UR GONNA MAKE US CRASH!!!!!!!!
Luigi:EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*mario poops his pants*
Mario:Whoopsie!
*crashes on Traverse town*
Mario:Ok we’ll stay here for supplies and fix our vehicle then!
Sora:Right i know who can fix our vehicle Cid can help!
Luigi:Alrighty!
*goes to cid’s shop*
Cid:Want a potion?
Sora:Ummm no we were hoping if u can fix our cruiser?
Mario:Ours!?hey its me and luigi!
Sora:Whatever
Cid:Want a hi-potion?
Sora:No
Cid:Mega-Potion?
Luigi:NO POTIONS WE EAT A MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!
Cid:Ether?
Sora:grrrrrrr nvm!
Cid:You can ride me Sierra
Sora:U serious!?
Cid:Sure*smokes some weed*uhhhhhhhhh errrr*collapses*heres the keysss.
*Sora grabs keys as one of em had a lil chain wit a chocobo,Tifa doll and a gummi block on it*
Sora:EEEEHHHH theres pink stuff on it!
Luigi:OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *throws it to mario*
Mario:MAMAMIA!
*flies Sierra to Mobius*
Mario:Here we are lets see*looks at script*
Sora:Hey look a hedgehog lets kill it!
Sonic:Huh?
Sora
IEEEEE*Luigi stops Sora*
Luigi:You idiot you kil the bad guys not good guys!
Sora
ut.......
Sonic:Hey its u fat ass plumbers!
Mario:WHAT!?WELL UR NOT A GOOD LOOKING HEDGHEOG UR SELF!
Luigi:Yeah!
Sonic:At least i play sports and lose some weight unlike you!
*Mario gasps*
Mario:well at least im not a gay hedgehog who likes a 2 tailed boy fox and dumps a hot pink hedgehog!
Sonic:GRRRR*Mario constantly fights with Sonic*
Sora:Uh oh!
Eggman:Hello their fools its time to face me the genious of all empires of robots!!!!!!
Sonic:Eggman!lets settle our despute later!
Mario:Aye!
Sora:*pulls out keyblade*Lets do it!
*Crappy robots come at em*
Sora:.......*robot dies out*
Mario:Ummmmm *jumps up*Wow they really.......ummm suck!
*sonic dashes through a couple of robots*
Sonic:Man im awesome!
Luigi:Hmmmm has anyone noticed most of eggman robots are created from aluminum and tin!
Eggman:Grrrr well it looks like ur friends are dead then*A huge Gundam robot comes out and has all of Sonics friends in its right hand*
Eggman:MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS TO LATE SONIC U AND UR PESKY ALLIES WILL NEVER SAVE UR LOVED ONES!
Amy Rose:LOVE ME SONIC AND U WILL SAVE ME OR U WILL GO TO HELL!
Sonic:EEEKkk
Knuckles:Here we go again sonic saves the day oh boy!Gosh he is such a dick!
Sonic:I heard that!
Eggman:MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
Sora:Hmph!ITS NOT OVER EGGMAN!
THE END
*vote will Sonic’s friends die or will they be saved!
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ok did kairi and riku die?
hey make sora save the day!
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Oldman with a Hernia wrote:
Hello their kiddies in this forum you will read my series of events that unfold for Sora in his upcoming adventure of Kingdom Hearts 3 but in my way!Yes it may be wierd but dont fret as this series will become uberly awesome
*opens book and eats some rice pudding*
*Destiny Island*
*Series 1*
Sora:Ahhhh its been 10 years now ever since the events unfolded now im on this island married to Kairi and well Riku is just my bud.Heehehehe
*Sora’s flashback*
*dark portal opens from sky*
Sora:Hmmmmm its raining
*goes inside*
*knocks on riku’s door*
Sora:Riku u home?
Riku:Sorry im a bit busy im ahhhhhhhh
Kairi:*whispers*Oh god hes in front of the door!
Sora:*listens*
Sora:She was cheating me!!!!!!*sob*
*runs away*
*dark portal shoots out a meteor and crashes at the shores of Destiny Island*
Sora:OOOOOOOOOO Shiny!
*pokes wit keyblade*
Mario:WAHA!*pops out of cruiser*
Sora:OMFG ITALIAN TERRORIST FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!
Luigi:W8 we need ur help!?
Sora:Really?what is it?
*Mario explains long story*
Mario:And thats how it happened!
Sora:*snore*zzzz huh wut happen!?
Luigi:Just help us kill baddies!
Sora:Ok WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
*jumps in vehicle*
Sora:OOOOO this is like a gummi ship!
Mario:Yes now let us fly it ok?
Sora:HEY W8 I WANNA FLY IT!
*fights over controls wit Mario*
Mario:MAMAMIA UR GONNA MAKE US CRASH!!!!!!!!
Luigi:EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*mario poops his pants*
Mario:Whoopsie!
*crashes on Traverse town*
Mario:Ok we’ll stay here for supplies and fix our vehicle then!
Sora:Right i know who can fix our vehicle Cid can help!
Luigi:Alrighty!
*goes to cid’s shop*
Cid:Want a potion?
Sora:Ummm no we were hoping if u can fix our cruiser?
Mario:Ours!?hey its me and luigi!
Sora:Whatever
Cid:Want a hi-potion?
Sora:No
Cid:Mega-Potion?
Luigi:NO POTIONS WE EAT A MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!!
Cid:Ether?
Sora:grrrrrrr nvm!
Cid:You can ride me Sierra
Sora:U serious!?
Cid:Sure*smokes some weed*uhhhhhhhhh errrr*collapses*heres the keysss.
*Sora grabs keys as one of em had a lil chain wit a chocobo,Tifa doll and a gummi block on it*
Sora:EEEEHHHH theres pink stuff on it!
Luigi:OKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *throws it to mario*
Mario:MAMAMIA!
*flies Sierra to Mobius*
Mario:Here we are lets see*looks at script*
Sora:Hey look a hedgehog lets kill it!
Sonic:Huh?
Sora
IEEEEE*Luigi stops Sora*
Luigi:You idiot you kil the bad guys not good guys!
Sora
ut.......
Sonic:Hey its u fat ass plumbers!
Mario:WHAT!?WELL UR NOT A GOOD LOOKING HEDGHEOG UR SELF!
Luigi:Yeah!
Sonic:At least i play sports and lose some weight unlike you!
*Mario gasps*
Mario:well at least im not a gay hedgehog who likes a 2 tailed boy fox and dumps a hot pink hedgehog!
Sonic:GRRRR*Mario constantly fights with Sonic*
Sora:Uh oh!
Eggman:Hello their fools its time to face me the genious of all empires of robots!!!!!!
Sonic:Eggman!lets settle our despute later!
Mario:Aye!
Sora:*pulls out keyblade*Lets do it!
*Crappy robots come at em*
Sora:.......*robot dies out*
Mario:Ummmmm *jumps up*Wow they really.......ummm suck!
*sonic dashes through a couple of robots*
Sonic:Man im awesome!
Luigi:Hmmmm has anyone noticed most of eggman robots are created from aluminum and tin!
Eggman:Grrrr well it looks like ur friends are dead then*A huge Gundam robot comes out and has all of Sonics friends in its right hand*
Eggman:MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ITS TO LATE SONIC U AND UR PESKY ALLIES WILL NEVER SAVE UR LOVED ONES!
Amy Rose:LOVE ME SONIC AND U WILL SAVE ME OR U WILL GO TO HELL!
Sonic:EEEKkk
Knuckles:Here we go again sonic saves the day oh boy!Gosh he is such a dick!
Sonic:I heard that!
Eggman:MUWAHAHAHAHAHA
Sora:Hmph!ITS NOT OVER EGGMAN!
THE END
*vote will Sonic’s friends die or will they be saved!
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Last edited 29 Jul 2006 09:34 pm by yusif2k
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cloud 9 wrote:
ok did kairi and riku die?
hey make sora save the day!
Nope not yet u see Sora thought Kairi was cheating on him since riku and kairi were in the same room but instead Kairi was helping riku wit supplies and crap.So kinda like the kingdom hearts genre he goes around worlds but instead they are popular video game worlds.Now lets continue were we left off!
*Mobius*
Sonic:Your not getting away Eggman!
*dashes into EggGundams*
*falls back*
Eggman:MUWAHAHAHAH ITS TOUGH AINT IT!
Sora:Hmmmmm......
Mario:WAHA!
*jumps on to EggGundam’s head*
Eggman:........you make a nice head ornament but u look fat!
*flicks Mario off head*
Big:SAVE US FROGGY!!!
Knuckles:Ok this guy has to shut up wit this froggy idea!
Cream:WAHHHHHH WHERE GONNA DIE!*cries*
Knuckles:And this girl’s gotta shut the fuck up!
Tails:I think we can get out!
Knuckles:How?
*tails pulls out his trusty screwdriver*
Knuckles:UMMMM do u hav any pockets?
Tails:No i use it as a tampon
Knuckles:OKKKK thats screwed*drum roll by Big*
*tails unlocks the cage on EggGundam and the gang is free*
Sonic:grrrrr
*Eggman fires lasers at group!
Sora:REFLEGA!
*Blocks*
Luigi:EEEEHHHHHH I GOT A PERFECT IDEA!
*eats a mushroom and turns big*
Luigi:WAHHHHHHHH
*same wit Mario*
Mario:WAHAHAH!
Eggman:hhahahahah now eggbots combine!
*Power ranger theme song*
GO GO GO POWER RANGERS MIGHT MORPHIN POWER RANGERS!
EggaZord Formed!
Eggman:Muwahahahahah
*power ranger big monster battle style!*
Sora:Wow...........
Sonic:GRRRRR those plumbers are taking the glory!
Sora
ont worry you owned eggman like millions of times
Knuckles:You know if eggman is such a genious how come he hasnt captured Sonic oonce? and hurt him or killed him or caused any major damage.
Eggman:Hey i heard that!
Luigi:Ready mario!
Mario:Yes!
*SUPER MARIO BROTHER FLAME FLARE!*
*EggaZord disengaged!*
Eggman:MUWAHAHAHAHA YOU PESKY BRATS MAY HAV BEATEN ME BUT ILL BE BACK!
Tails:Sonic hes heading to Station Square hurry!
Sonic:Aye WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sora:Great we hav to walk al the way their!
*3 hours later*
*Station Square*
Sonic:Where u guys been!?
Sora:Yea like we hav super speed!
Mario:Plus im a fat!*pats his belly*
Eggman:Your late my heartless is now at full form meet Perfect Chaos Heartless mode!
PCH*Perfect Chaos Heartless*:RAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!
Sora:Whoa!
Sonic:Ill take it from here*uses 7 chaos emeralds*
*SUPER SONIC*
Sonic:WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM SUPER HYPER SONIC WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*Runs in circles*
Knuckles:Yea thats alot of help god this is gonna be worse then that shadow the hedgehog game!
Shadow:Whatchu talking bout mo fucka!?
Sora:*pulls out keyblade and slashes at PCH Tentacles*
Sora:Hah!
*Mario and Luigi shoots fireballs at PCH!*
PCH:RAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRRR*crashes into buildings*
PCH:Oh god u made me crash into a freakin building and its not alligned right this aint perfect umm u guys gotta do it again!
mARIO:iT CAN TALK!!!
Luigi:Ehh?
Sonic:WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*runs inside PCH stomach*
PCH
h good cmon i just had a perfect diet like 30 minutes ago!
Eggman:KILL THEM!!!!!
PCH:Alright alright sheesh lemme whipe off these battle scars first!
Sora:Uh oh!
*PCH blasts a huge major laser at the group crushing the building!*Mario:I CANT FLY!
*luigi puts on super cape*
*Mario opens eyes*
Mario:Huh i cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Toy Stories scene*
Luigi:GAHHHHH UR HEAVY!
*mario and luigi crashes into the ground and cause a huge earthquake and crater on ground!*
Sora:WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Super Sonic grabs Sora*
Sonic:I GOT YA WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sora:Huh?Thanks!
PCH:Mortals your resistance is futile the end is near!!!!Is that perfect oh and wheres the cool battle theme
*Omochao turns on radio*
*Sonic Adventure Battle theme final boss*
Sonic:Ready!!!!!
Sora:Yes!!!
*Sonic throws Sora into PCH*
PCH:RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR *Charges a hyper blast*
Sora:Its over!
*charges his keyblade into the mouth and explosion goes on!*
Eggman:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TEAM ROCKET BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
Jessie:Hey thats our line!
Eggman:Whatever!*pulls outs gba and plays pokemon*
Sonic:Its over station square is saved thanks to you guys!
Sora:NP
Mario:Ehh friends
sONIC:.....Sure just lemme throw these chaos emeralds into the opne and well hav another game where we hav to go on another goose chase to save the world WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*sonic throws chaos emeralds into the air and scatter*
Sora:Wow thats smart!!!!!
Knuckles:I swear to god hes an idiot!
Amy:Oh sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic:AMY AHHHHHHHHHH
Amy:FUCK ME SONIC!!!!!!*hugs sonic*
*everyones laughs in joy as station square is saved*
Sora:Wow......*mooshy mooshy rememberance scene wit kairi*
Mario:Eh u ok?
Sora:Yea lets head to the next realm
THE END!
*Sorry if its to actiony
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man sora didnt get no pussy............
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dude these stories are awsome as hell which is gonna be the next world they go to?
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where do you come up with this shit
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well he has a brain...unlike u ..and he has very good imagination .
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shut up, you always have something rude to say
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i know
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grrrrrr. ^.^
luv ya
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jessica quit writing so fast .. let me write
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lol why????
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because its annyoiing and my computer is laing i cant catch up. stay on one topic or two
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Im just writing in everything, why is your comp lagging
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quit plz stay on one topic i cant even have a conversation i dont even know how edwards going to talk to u if u keep writing so fast
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hold on ok, listening to 1000 words, go to this ok
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjJGfdYZryU&mode=related&search=final%20fantasy%2010-2%201000%20words
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plz plz plz watch it all tha way, just copy that and put it in the addy bar
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y your being annoying and typing on every post.
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