My Oblivion Challenge

After playing Oblivion and Spore relentlessly, I’ve discovered 1 more gaming mania in me, making it a total of 3: The perfeccionism mania (Yall know that already), the “Mixture” Mania (In spore, be blue card all the time and in oblivion, have decent Slash and Destruction abilities, for instance), and my most recent one: New Game Mania.
I, basically, start a new game PER DAY. I don’t know, but I feel really great when doing this, specially with RPGs. I KNOW why, but I can’t describe it in a less ridiculous way. I actually can’t describe it at all. So... I have 3 Oblivion chars (A mixture guy, a meele guy, a magic guy), all at least out of the sewers and in a guild (Fighter and Mage are all Arena GC, while my main (Gab ) has beaten the main story).
After tacling the WHOLE arena with my Breton BARE HANDED (Yeah...Did I mention I chose all his major skills to be Magic skills), I felt that hunger one more time. But it was different. I was hungering for a CHALLENGE.


I called it THE KUNG-FU CHALLENGE.

Objective: Beat the main story WITHOUT having used a single weapon, and without wearing ANY armor besides pants. IE bare-handed, WITH Mastery at hand-to-hand combat.

Rules: -Until you get out of the sewers, no rules.
-If you have any armor besides pants or weapon after getting out of the sewers, you are automatically disqualified. (Holding em in your inventory is fine, though.)
-You can use potions, but you CAN%u2019T use scrolls whatsoever.
-You CAN practice Alchemy. In fact, I advise you to do so, although it is not necessary.
-One exception to the rule is the iron wrist gauntlests you are equipped with in the beggining of the game, ONLY that.
-Rings are fine as well.
-It%u2019s supposed to be a CHALLENGE, but you can set it to any difficulty.
-Also, you can CHOOSE whether to complete this challenge by enchanting your pants (and wirst iron, and left-hand ring, and right-hand ring), but you are probably gay if you do that. GHEY.
-No, you CAN%u2019T use the class specialty spells as well.
-Allies are fine, I actually advise to seek a spell caster.
-You can HOLD on to forbidden item(Forbidden as in disqualificatory items), but NOT equip them.
-Petty gems, torches, lockpicks, repair hammer, go nuts with these, you%u2019ll need them.
-I can%u2019t see why not use skill books.
-You may adquire new spells, but NOT use them. So, it%u2019s your call wheather to foolishly spend money on it or buy some pants... Or a house. Yeah. There ya go, something to do for all that money. You can get all houses and get all furniture.
-Wearing Arrows is also disqualifing.
-No rules whatsoever, enter anywhere you want, beat anyone you want, any sidequest, any guild, any poop deck, any cartoon show. You name it.
-For winning validation, PM me the photo of your char on the dragonfire temple about to end the game, in 3rd person. And take a pic of the skill chart as well, being at least Hand-to-hand visible.



You do not have to do it, I just made it just for the lulz.

Also, I’ll be trying to get it as well. Whoever beats me... Shall receive a rep with a gay commentary about how I’d love to suck your penis.

Begin.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Changes made on the Rules:


Changes 1 (Inspired by myself):

-Instead of only using restorative, you can’t use restorative spells at all.
-You can use potions, but you CAN’T use scrolls whatsoever.
-You CAN practice Alchemy. In fact, I advise you to do so, although it is not necessary.
-One exception to the rule is the iron wrist gauntlests you are equipped with in the beggining of the game, ONLY that.
-Rings are fine as well.
-It’s supposed to be a CHALLENGE, but you can set it to any difficulty.
-Also, you can CHOOSE whether to complete this challenge by enchanting your pants (and wirst iron, and left-hand ring, and right-hand ring), but you are probably gay if you do that. GHEY.
-No, you CAN’T use the class specialty spells as well.
-Allies are fine, I actually advise to seek a spell caster.
-You can HOLD on to forbidden item(Forbidden as in disqualificatory items), but NOT equip them.
-Petty gems, torches, lockpicks, repair hammer, go nuts with these, you’ll need them.
-I can’t see why not use skill books.
-You may adquire new spells, but NOT use them. So, it’s your call wheather to foolishly spend money on it or buy some pants... Or a house. Yeah. There ya go, something to do for all that money. You can get all houses and get all furniture.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

This goes against my syle of playing lol i always pick high elf then i choose the apprentice Star sign. So my magic is what is up lol.. Just Fists? im about to be a nord

Never Back Down, because it might be the last thing you do

DLP 49 wrote: This goes against my syle of playing lol i always pick high elf then i choose the apprentice Star sign. So my magic is what is up lol.. Just Fists? im about to be a nord

EXACTLY.
I’ve chosen it, it’s awesome, I kill a rat with one punch and he carries 250 weight.

It feels like you’re rocky or something.
Try playing it while watching this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgcaUsnpToQ&feature=channel

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Oh, and the Sneak animation is just awesome.
It’s like raping a rat
I know because blood came out of their asses whenever I did a sneak power attack.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Im a beast lol My strength is the 70’s already lol

Never Back Down, because it might be the last thing you do

No Chaos Axe?

Red_Calibur9 wrote: No Chaos Axe?

If you want to use it, find a “rape every enemy” challenge.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

DLP 49 wrote: Im a beast lol My strength is the 70’s already lol

I KNOW!
And he has such tight abs too. Hm...

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

I created a class called “Kung Fu Panda”.
It’s a combat class, it’s atributes are Strength and Endurance, and it’s majot skills are Acrobatics, Alchemy, Athletics, block, hand-to-hand (duh), security and sneak.
What do ya guys think

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Dream of the Endless wrote: I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Ya filthy whore.
Too bad the challenge doesn’t involve load saves OR boots

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Game Master wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote: I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Ya filthy whore.
Too bad the challenge doesn’t involve load saves OR boots

The challenge seems too hard for me.
I always just make an invisible armour set and go around summoning Dremora Lords.

Dream of the Endless wrote:

Game Master wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote: I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Ya filthy whore.
Too bad the challenge doesn’t involve load saves OR boots

The challenge seems too hard for me.
I always just make an invisible armour set and go around summoning Dremora Lords.

Yeah, while I sword-kill everyone in the imperial city, you let the Daedra do the dirty work.
it’s a CHALLENGE, and Hand to hand combat is awesome, give it a chance.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Dream of the Endless wrote:

Game Master wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote: I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Ya filthy whore.
Too bad the challenge doesn’t involve load saves OR boots

The challenge seems too hard for me.
I always just make an invisible armour set and go around summoning Dremora Lords.

summonsnt43t349t4935432ig!~!!!!!!!?????!@341232GRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

King Boo wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote:

Game Master wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote: I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Ya filthy whore.
Too bad the challenge doesn’t involve load saves OR boots

The challenge seems too hard for me.
I always just make an invisible armour set and go around summoning Dremora Lords.

summonsnt43t349t4935432ig!~!!!!!!!?????!@341232GRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Summons are for cowards.
I mean, in my whole Oblivion gaming time, I’ve just sumonned ONE monster, and that was a skelleton in the battle against 2 pitdogs + that bitch from the training room.
I mean, NOW it were 3-on-3

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Game Master wrote:

King Boo wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote:

Game Master wrote:

Dream of the Endless wrote: I kept the boots of springheel jack after the final thieves guild quest, hurr hurr.

Ya filthy whore.
Too bad the challenge doesn’t involve load saves OR boots

The challenge seems too hard for me.
I always just make an invisible armour set and go around summoning Dremora Lords.

summonsnt43t349t4935432ig!~!!!!!!!?????!@341232GRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Summons are for cowards.
I mean, in my whole Oblivion gaming time, I’ve just sumonned ONE monster, and that was a skelleton in the battle against 2 pitdogs + that bitch from the training room.
I mean, NOW it were 3-on-3

Summons are for people with epic Conjuration levels.

Why risk hurting my Nord character’s handsome masculine face (no homo) in a fight when I can just bring out a Gloom Wraith to pwn everyone.

So you’re not playing Oblivion, you’re playing “Overlord 3: The version made by Bethesda”

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Game Master wrote: So you’re not playing Oblivion, you’re playing “Overlord 3: The version made by Bethesda”

Indeed.

But really, I never played Overlord, I want to though.

Dream of the Endless wrote:

Game Master wrote: So you’re not playing Oblivion, you’re playing “Overlord 3: The version made by Bethesda”

Indeed.

But really, I never played Overlord, I want to though.

Overlord is basically that: tell your minions to do all the work, while you keep fapping in the background.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.