My Spore Challenge

After playing Oblivion and Spore relentlessly, I’ve discovered 1 more gaming mania in me, making it a total of 3: The perfeccionism mania (Yall know that already), the “Mixture” Mania (In Spore, be blue card all the time and in oblivion, have decent Slash and Destruction abilities, for instance), and my most recent one: New Game Mania.
I, basically, start a new game PER DAY. I don’t know, but I feel really great when doing this, specially with RPGs. I KNOW why, but I can’t describe it in a less ridiculous way. I actually can’t describe it at all. So... after having 3 different planets (All in Space Stage), each with a different extreme archetype, I felt that hunger one more time. But it was different. I was hungering for a CHALLENGE.


I called it THE ANIMAL INSTINCT CHALLENGE.




General Objective: Get to center of galaxy.



Rules:

— — — — -Cell Phase — — — -
- Beat Cell Stage WITHOUT using any type of weapon.
- Any diet is fine.
- Although you can’t wear spikes n stuff, you CAN put carnivore and/or omnivore mouths. Don’t mistake this challenge to the Pacifist Achievement.
- Die as many times as you want. Yeah.
- You shall do it on HARD. YES. HARD.
- You CAN’T put Herbivore AND Omnivore, but you can put the other 2 types of mouth combination.
- You CAN’T put more of the same mouth.
- You CAN’T put more than 1 eye (said aye CAN be duplicated by Bilateral Symetry)

— — — — -Creature Phase — — — -
- Beat the creature stage WITHOUT putting ANY arms(or HANDS), ANY weapon and ANY detail.
- Any behaviour is fine.
- You can put at MAX 2 legs.
- Just as the Cell Stage, NO MORE than 1 mouth of your diet and 1 eye.
- Sure, you can put a tail, but it’s more “looks” than anything.
- Put any type of feet.
- HARD, MOTHAFUCKA!
- If you want it, you can die.

— — — — -Tribal Phase — — — -
- Beat the Tribal Stage WITHOUT wearing ANY armor or manning ANY weapon/instrument.
- Since you can’t “sing”, the only path is FIGHTING.
- You may domesticate anything, and you may kill anything as well.
- Eat whatever you want.
- DO IT ON HARD.
- I don’t think you would like to die, but sure, go ahead.

— — — — -Civilization Phase — — — -
- Beat Civilization Stage WITHOUT wearing ANY armor, WITHOUT creating AIR vehicles and WITHOUT creating towers.
— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — MORE COMING SOON — — — — — — — — — — -

You do not have to do it, I just made it just for the lulz.

Also, I’ll be trying to get it as well. Whoever beats me... Shall receive a rep with a gay commentary about how I’d love to suck your penis.

Begin.

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.

Man, I can’t even get to the center of the galaxy on normal with no restrictions, haha. That damn war race is way to damn fast... I spend too much time on the defense to make any meaningful progress.

Khorib wrote: Man, I can’t even get to the center of the galaxy on normal with no restrictions, haha. That damn war race is way to damn fast... I spend too much time on the defense to make any meaningful progress.

Really?
Here’s a tip that I thougth it was useless:
1- MAKE ALLIANCES. YES.
2- GET MORE COLONIES. Whatever it takes, have as many colonies as you can, expecially with different collored spices(is that the correct term? Mine’s in portuguese, so I’m calling that colored powder thingie as Dust) than yours.
3- GET TRADE ROUTES. Expecially with empires with different dust.
4 and last- SELL DUST. But only to the highest bidder (around 10k or 20k). Really, I went from 20k to 220k because I had 20 Red Dust unused, and my colony planet(situated on my system’s moon )was buying it for +- 10k. Anyone, 10 x 20?

Chibi wrote:

FMS wrote: I bet your asura!!!!

I bet you’re failing English class.