My Xbox hath reached salvation! It will be cleansed of its evil and purified!!!

Dear (My name goes here),

Xbox Customer Support Service Request ID#: noneofyofuckinbusinesspunk
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Good news, we have received your Xbox console at our Service Center.

You can track the status of your order online by accessing http://service.xbox.com/servicesignin.aspx. You will also receive an e-mail notification when your repair has been completed.

Thank you for your patience.



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Lol it’ll just Fail again two weeks after you get it back, :P

I sent it in less than a week ago. That was pretty fast.

*Squip gets it back... and when it is turned on a message reads:

“Because MS is extremely greedy we’ve decided to red ring your console again but this time not acknowledge your warrant because we can win a case of negligent destruction of the console in your own home... haha bitch we love money."

*console red rings and we all die a little more on the inside*



But seriously awesome.