Paris: Hey there wana have sex with me
Fanboy: No im to busy playing the Wii
Paris: But its me Paris Hilton
Fanboy: I know who you are but Zelda just came in the game and i have to mastrurbate to her
Paris: What is so sepcial about the Wii that makes it better then haveing sex with me
Fanboy: Oh my god what is wrong with you it has motion scencors and the latest
Paris: So you rather play with the boner control then fuck me
Fanboy: Its not a boner its only a wiimote which allows the user to interact with and manipulate items on screen via movement and pointing
Paris: Ok fine masturbate to the Wii and dont have sex with me your loss
Fanboy: Sheesh she was so annoying shes such a nerd how could she think about haveing sex when the Wii is out with so much neeto games
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Paris Hilton is a whore, give me my Nintendo Wii.
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Paris is a slut and not that hot.
Honestly.
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lol your a nerd
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If you’re gonna do this at least make the girl someone whose twat is not all shriviled up and dry.
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paris hiltons the hottest person you can fuck right now so if you turn down fucking her for a Wii your a nerd
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Read this if your stupid 2 wrote:
lol your a nerd
So?
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my version:
sony fanboy and paris hilton:
Paris: Hey there wana have sex with me
Fanboy: No im to busy playing the Ps3
Paris: But its me Paris Hilton
Fanboy: I know who you are but a hore just came in the gta and i have to mastrurbate to her
Paris: What is so sepcial about the Ps3 that makes it better then haveing sex with me
Fanboy: Oh my god what is wrong with you it has the best graphics ever and can play blu-ray
Paris: So you rather look at pretty pictures play with the then fuck me
Fanboy: Its not a just pictures its an amazing system that has so much power and it is made by sony so it must be the best thing ever
Paris: Ok fine masturbate to the Ps3 and dont have sex with me your lose
Fanboy: Sheesh she was so annoying shes such a nerd how could she think about haveing sex when the Ps3 is out with so much neeto games
now, do you see why your an idiot? lol. man, this is just pathetic.
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lol your a nerd
So?
you rather play Wii then have sex with paris hilton this is why people like you will stay virgins
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No, Jessica Alba is the hottesr person you can fuck.
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What about Angelina Jolie?
Jessica albs fat like your 500 pound mom
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I found a pic straight from Hilton’s gynecologist:

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Jessica albs fat like your 500 pound mom
haha, real fat.
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Read this if your stupid 2 wrote:
Jessica albs fat like your 500 pound mom
You think Jessica Alba is fat!?!?!? Then you must think Nicole Richie has never been anoerexic, right?
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Read this if your stupid 2 wrote:
RageOverdose wrote:
Read this if your stupid 2 wrote:
lol your a nerd
So?
you rather play Wii then have sex with paris hilton this is why people like you will stay virgins
Yes I would.
If it was someone such as JLo, Jessica Alba, or Fergie, I’d leave my Wii in a second. But Paris? Hell no.
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kev360 wrote:
my version:
sony fanboy and paris hilton:
Paris: Hey there wana have sex with me
Fanboy: No im to busy playing the Ps3
Paris: But its me Paris Hilton
Fanboy: I know who you are but a hore just came in the gta and i have to mastrurbate to her
Paris: What is so sepcial about the Ps3 that makes it better then haveing sex with me
Fanboy: Oh my god what is wrong with you it has the best graphics ever and can play blu-ray
Paris: So you rather look at pretty pictures play with the then fuck me
Fanboy: Its not a just pictures its an amazing system that has so much power and it is made by sony so it must be the best thing ever
Paris: Ok fine masturbate to the Ps3 and dont have sex with me your lose
Fanboy: Sheesh she was so annoying shes such a nerd how could she think about haveing sex when the Ps3 is out with so much neeto games
now, do you see why your an idiot? lol. man, this is just pathetic.
sry you have to make your own topic for that but of course your not funny since u copied mine with a few changes
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Edited 05 Dec 2006 07:37 pm by Read this if your stupid 2
RageOverdose wrote:
Read this if your stupid 2 wrote:
RageOverdose wrote:
Read this if your stupid 2 wrote:
lol your a nerd
So?
you rather play Wii then have sex with paris hilton this is why people like you will stay virgins
Yes I would.
If it was someone such as JLo, Jessica Alba, or Fergie, I’d leave my Wii in a second. But Paris? Hell no.
So you love fat people?
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