Nintendo was just a somewhat gentle nation, sharing an uneasy peace with the Playstionians. However on November 15th 2002, Nintendo was invaded by the Nation of xBox, under the rule of the Microsoft government monarchy, led by Linus Torvalds and Steve Jobs. The xBoxians had intended to make Nintendo a colony where they would force the Nintendian people to make shitty games for their oversized consoles.
The xBoxians maintained dominant control of the Nintendo nation for 5 years. However, rebel groups of Nintendo characters led by Mario, Mr. T and Three of the four Links attacked in a series of waves of terrorist attacks until they had managed to capture the xBox main camp on xBox Island, thus forcing xBox out of their country temporarily. Their main challenge was to face the “respawning” of a two-player Halo 2 game. As they just had managed to kill one, he respawned as the non-existant second player hid. To overcome this they managed to persuade the player to set the mode to “legendary”. 20 minutes later the player had stormed off in a huff and saying that the xBox had cheated. As the groups advanced forwards many a life was taken, luckily they had managed to find 1-ups along the way. The main part of the war was the Battle of Bob-bomb Land. Just when the Nindendogs-of-war thought they had lost, Mario came forward, and after eating a mushroom, he expanded to 3 times his size and wadded through the whole of the XBoxians' mix’n'match army of Timesplitter’s 3 characters. However things turned around after Cortex went back in time and switched the mushroom with a shrinking one, so Mario was sick. But then Pac-Man came forward and ate them all after consuming a cherry power-up. Pac-Man then proceeded to eat the ghosts of the soldiers lost.
When xBox attempted to re-establish its colony, Nintendo had had enough of their shit and forced the xBoxians into a bloody eight-year war that culminated in xBox defeat and shortly afterwards their retreat. This war has been recorded as the Nintendo Revolution.
This war was a horrible battle and both sides attempted to increase their technology substantially. With the xBoxian’s created the new 360, and Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare, and the Nintendogs-of-war generating their new DS Lite, meaning they could go anywhere and unleash new-style old-school ownage upon the highly-advanced but only just refurbished weapons and armour of the Tom Clancy characters. The two sides were forced to put their diffrences aside, however, after the Sonish army invaded both, thus the Wii60 alliance was formed.
(lol)
I don’t see any...besides all you have to do is take the holes and do this with them...
*slides holes under rug matting them down nicely*
Now nobody will know...shh!
The Wii60 alliance was a powerful force, lead by main characters from both the Nintendo side such as Mario and Mecha Donkey Kong, and from the xBoxians such as Sam Fisher and Master Chef. They managed to stand strong both in the country of Nintendo and that of Microsoft as they found that the 18 years of war before it had only made them stronger which allowed them to crush the Sonish army and the newly formed Wii60 combination ruled the world for decades to come.
Until Mario Jr. Jr. Jr. Jr. flipped off Steve Jobs.
There’s one thing wrong with that history- Macintosh hasn’t been involved in gaming since.. well, the first mac in the 70’s! And Steve Jobs isn’t even in Nintendo’s territory!
the21gamer wrote:
Yes, yes, that’s great! Nintendo owns Microsoft!
Didn’t quite get the point now did we?
Amazing what missing the last sentence can do. Sony owns Microsoft!
LOL he still did’nt quite catch it. Haha
Appaerently not... -.-
Yes I do because no such alliance exists. It’s every man for himself and Sony owns Microsoft and if that was true then Microsoft’s teamign up with Nintendo is proof Sony is owning Microsoft.
21 gamer- um not to spoil the joke for everyone else but you do understand that whole history thing was a joke right. Probably even originated from the Wii60 site.
Zucas wrote:
21 gamer- um not to spoil the joke for everyone else but you do understand that whole history thing was a joke right. Probably even originated from the Wii60 site.
I know it was. I accidently skipped eth last lien and said Wii ones 360 then I read it and Sony was gonna own 360 so it teamed up with wii.
