episode 1: fat man meets the wii.
once apon a time a fat man who neva got off the couch and there for was dangerously obess and had short stubby arms.
he plugs his wii into the tv after knocking everything over and turns the wii on.
he goes to open the wii game case but his fingers are too fat.
he manages to open it by creating a lever and slots the disc in. he goes to find the wiimote but has already lost it in the couch which has a large bow in the middle from excessive weight.
he finds the wiimote and starts swinging.
he realises the game has not started and biffs the controller at the tv.
“FUCK OFFFFFF” in a drunkin tone spraying while he yells " he pulls the wii mote out of the tv and waits ten minutes for the wii to load. ten packets of chips later the screen is still blank.
o fuck it this story is going no where!
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