random girl- hi zucas you wanna go out to a movie?
zucas- sorry i can’t i gotta go on moviecodec.com and wack off to the revolution controller tonight!
random girl- what’s a revolution controller?
zucas- what is your god damn problem,how do you not know what a revolution controller is? iwata is my daddy.
random girl- ok you are creeping me out zucas
zucas- do you know a revolution day is coming E3 in about 4 months?
random girl- what is that the end of the world?
zucas- no god damn it you dumb idiot,it’s my nun chuck controller waving wand and my revolution game system. how do you not know what the revolution is?
random girl- well zucas i dont play with a playcube everyday like you or an x-station,im sorry.
zucas- i cant wait for zelda to come out.its gonna have 100 hours of gameplay
random girl- huh?
zucas- did you read any news on gonintendo.com today? please tell me, now!
random girl- what,where your scaring me stop it.
zucas- (shaking) i need to get to a computer before i have a nervous breakdown.
random girl- (gets a cup of water) here sip this,you look like your gonna faint.
zucas- is this cup made by nintendo?
random girl- no it’s made out of styrofoam zucas
zucas- whats styrofoam? is that a branch from xbox’s bungie cause if it is im gonna flip out.
random- maybe you need to seek some medical help,you seem distorted.
zucas- i got to go i got to go meet up with goldenraptor and my friends. bye iwata
Wow Betty Crocker, Mortis, moderator, Somebody, Carlee, and Loca Moca you’ve really outdone yourself. Have you ever thought about being a writer. Oh of course you haven’t. The latest news I heard is that writers must be straigth now. Oh I’m sorry try again when the law changes. But in that time maybe you can think about how sorry sad your life is so much that you must insult mine. Go back to preschool and actually listen to the teacher who is trying to tell you how to be a good person and think normally. Maybe you’ll turn out to be a regular person or maybe you won’t cause all your parents do is drink.
Now go change you diaper. I think you just had an accident.
they suck,
i’ll defend zucas and open up a can of whoopass with a side of shut the hell up to anyone that starts crap about him. damn i hate fanboys especially the ones that say that xbox 360 will be the best ever. i am an xbox guy and id kick your ass at halo anyday, but some people irritate me like you mortis.
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“Saying “Why play Guitar Hero when you can play a real guitar?" is like saying “Why play a first person shooter when you can join the army?" -c_pokey
After thinking for six or seven seconds, I realized that this should be in the off topic area. Should anyone understand you, then let it be known. Closed.
