So there was these people with monkey tails who were all like “I have lasers I can shoot out of my hands." and this alien dude named after a kitchen appliance was like “Shit bitch so can I." so the monkey tailed dues are like “Bitch please." and the kitchen appliance dude was like “Dude I have a monocle I am going to fuckin bust a laser in your ass." and the monkey tailed dudes are like “Are you trying to act like a black space alien?" and then the dude was like “Bitch!" and killed the monkeys.
Meanwhile, his father was talking to him through his new Iphone and said “Nice going faggot." and the kitchen appliance dude was all sad because he truly did sound feminine.
Thats chapter one.
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