Funny, deep, Owned, touching quotes.

“But I’m debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn’t experiment?
Now now, that’s when you start to stare at who’s in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders - too bad you couldn’t do good at marriage!"

*American army surrounds*
“Put your weapons on the floor, and put your hands in the air!"
“Oh yeah? Says you and what army?"
“What!?!?"
“I just always wanted to say that,"

“Your handicap”
“Nope I just call it I’m fucked."

Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

Everytime you make fun of Chuck Norris, your penis gets shorter and you get dumber...
In the end, you’ll end up like Reneé Zelweger.

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

Everytime you try to be humorous using Chuck Norris, your penis gets shorter and you get dumber...
In the end, you’ll end up like Reneé Zelweger.

FIXED

Wow that explains alot now

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

Everytime you try to be humorous using Chuck Norris, your penis gets shorter and you get dumber...
In the end, you’ll end up like Reneé Zelweger.

FIXED

Wow that explains alot now

It is scientifically proven that you can’t use Chuck Norris.
In fact, only a handful of people was able to see him in real life and survive.
Normally all the others blow their heads off by triyng to understand his omnipotence.

STFU AND POST QUOTES!

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

Everytime you try to be humorous using Chuck Norris, your penis gets shorter and you get dumber...
In the end, you’ll end up like Reneé Zelweger.

FIXED

Wow that explains alot now

It is scientifically proven that you can’t use Chuck Norris.
In fact, only a handful of people was able to see him in real life and survive.
Normally all the others blow their heads off by triyng to understand his omnipotence.

Chuck Norris is an over-used failed attempt at humor

Face the facts and move on

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

Everytime you try to be humorous using Chuck Norris, your penis gets shorter and you get dumber...
In the end, you’ll end up like Reneé Zelweger.

FIXED

Wow that explains alot now

It is scientifically proven that you can’t use Chuck Norris.
In fact, only a handful of people was able to see him in real life and survive.
Normally all the others blow their heads off by triyng to understand his omnipotence.

Chuck Norris is an over-used failed attempt at humor

Face the facts and move on

Well then, when you start to smoke, to get ugly and to begin making C-Movies, don’t say I did not warn you.

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote:

gabmed wrote: Chuck Norris counted to Infinity.
Twice.

Chuck Norris jokes are pissing me off now.
Chuck Norris is fail

Everytime you try to be humorous using Chuck Norris, your penis gets shorter and you get dumber...
In the end, you’ll end up like Reneé Zelweger.

FIXED

Wow that explains alot now

It is scientifically proven that you can’t use Chuck Norris.
In fact, only a handful of people was able to see him in real life and survive.
Normally all the others blow their heads off by triyng to understand his omnipotence.

Chuck Norris is an over-used failed attempt at humor

Face the facts and move on

Well then, when you start to smoke, to get ugly and to begin making C-Movies, don’t say I did not warn you.