Internet tough guy

I’m an internet tough guy and I kick ass
but in a real fight I’d take a pass.

I act so tuff on my computer,
but in real life I take it up the pooter.

I’ve never been in a real fight,
when someone scowls I take flight.

But on the internet it’s a different story,
I love the guts and love the glory.

I call people names and act so bad,
oh wait, gotta go, here comes my dad.

Gotta do my dance lessons and knit some gloves,
do all the things that my mom loves.

Can’t talk any more cuz I’m real late,
My boyfriends here, going out on a date.

I really don’t see the point of this thread.

plan wrote: I really don’t see the point of this thread.

It’s a poem dumbass. Do you know what a poem is?

I go on the internet and make faggy poems.
Hell no I can’t handle a swear or flame.

I am offended by everything.
The internet should be like 1st grade.

I worry about how people carry themselves outside the internet.
Everyone is scared to talk shit offline, because I am.

No one act different from me.
Because I am perfect and righteous.

I am the opponent of the internet tough guy
If someone trolls me online, I try not to cry

adulescens wrote:

plan wrote: I really don’t see the point of this thread.

It’s a poem dumbass. Do you know what a poem is?

Angry today ey?

lol @ Chibi’s poem.

“Reality is only limited by imagination”

ModFather wrote: I go on the internet and make faggy poems.
Hell no I can’t handle a swear or flame.

I am offended by everything.
The internet should be like 1st grade.

I worry about how people carry themselves outside the internet.
Everyone is scared to talk shit offline, because I am.

No one act different from me.
Because I am perfect and righteous.

I am the opponent of the internet tough guy
If someone trolls me online, I try not to cry

well played sir... well played.

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.

plan wrote:

adulescens wrote:

plan wrote: I really don’t see the point of this thread.

It’s a poem dumbass. Do you know what a poem is?

Angry today ey?

Stupid today, ey?

Lol cry moar

The Watch Dog wrote: Lol cry moar

Boo hoo, The Watch Dog is such a crybaby.

I’m laughing. You’re the one making threads because I tough guyed you.

ModFather wrote: I go on the internet and make faggy poems.
Hell no I can’t handle a swear or flame.

I am offended by everything.
The internet should be like 1st grade.

I worry about how people carry themselves outside the internet.
Everyone is scared to talk shit offline, because I am.

No one act different from me.
Because I am perfect and righteous.

I am the opponent of the internet tough guy
If someone trolls me online, I try not to cry

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red line wrote:

LinkHeroOfTime wrote: SHUTUP AND WATCH THE BEEF

DONT BLINK CUZ CID WILL EAT IT

adulescens wrote:

plan wrote: I really don’t see the point of this thread.

It’s a poem dumbass. Do you know what a poem is?

sigh white people

I could have swore I told you to stop posting these.