I’m an internet tough guy and I kick ass
but in a real fight I’d take a pass.
I act so tuff on my computer,
but in real life I take it up the pooter.
I’ve never been in a real fight,
when someone scowls I take flight.
But on the internet it’s a different story,
I love the guts and love the glory.
I call people names and act so bad,
oh wait, gotta go, here comes my dad.
Gotta do my dance lessons and knit some gloves,
do all the things that my mom loves.
Can’t talk any more cuz I’m real late,
My boyfriends here, going out on a date.