How to Become a Rapper in One Easy Lesson!!!

Rap Instructor

Guest

Find a good surgeon and have him remove two thirds of your brain.

Rap Instructor

Guest

Oops...I forgot to add...the above lesson only applies to White People.

If you’re Hispanic you only need a fourth of your brain removed.

If you’re black, save your money, you’re already there!

that one guy

Guest

hmm...true...true

Qwert910

Guest

You know your not funny right?

Rectum Wreckin Texas

Guest

Yes, thank you, I do realize that.

You know you’re stupid as hell, right?

Rap Instructor

Guest

Yeah, I agree with Rectum Wreckin Texan.

N.W.A

Guest

N.W.A

Guest

fuck you,
whAt kindA racist shit is thAt?

Qwert910

Guest

You know you can go fuck yourself?

N.W.A.

Guest

your shit is twisted,/
your words,im fully dissin/
you cant rap for shit “rap instructor”/
i hate you racist bastards,you aint even a rapper/
many trials i have overcome/
many fears i have faced/
but to say shit like that is
just a fuckin disgrace/
go out a rent a whore,who’ll fuck
you for a penny/
while i sit back,kick back
smoke a skunk-ass blunt and drink this henny/

Hakmed

Guest

this is pretty racist this shit needs to be closed

N.W.A

Guest

my point exactly..

N.W.A

Guest

hakmed,you reppin for terrorists?/
that shits worser than sayin
“i hate racists”/
i aint got time to express my hatred for you/
cos i now you just another bitch nigga,misled,
cos you a mothafuckin fool/
believing what you hear and what you see is
two different things/
cos i aint got to suck up to bitches and tell them whatever they please/
when you came around,i thought that you was all good/
till i found out that you said i love sadam,and all dat dude/
that shit is stupid,why the fuck you supporting them?
when all they do is kill,they gon' be condenmed/
to a life of hell,and the same after that/
cos when you hatin on racists and you love terrorists,thats just the wrong shit mac.

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yo man rap instructor u kinda racist thiz fo u

yoo fool i aint gon take yo shit//yo fool i hope u kno u aint maken it//wen i see u on the street//im a fukn shoot ur yo ass nd run off wif yo cleetz//yo maynm u kinda racist//look bitch u gosta face thiz//lil bitch u call ur self instructor//yo man i cum up on ass and bust ya//bitch u a slug eating mo fukn hillbillyy//if i waz u after birth i would of screamed kill me//how can u liv wif yoself//u aint got health or wealth//so fool chek yoself while ur at reck yoself//yo fool u got no stealth//yo brain gone melt//i wouldnt take yo lesson if they wer in my hand well held//yo fool i aint walkin shit//but u talkin shit//u wait till yo leave u fool and fukn hawk yo kidz//yo mayn u aint that hard//u wont show up at the yard//why dont u be my watch dawg nd fukn guard//i gurantee u wont make thiz alive//delete yo fukn posts nd u will have a life

yo fool fo real l8r

Last edited 20 May 2006 04:51 am by M-Unot

Rap Instructor

Guest

yo im gay i admit/
i eat my own shit/
and wipe my ass wif it/
im gay yo u niggaz are correct/
wen i was born i admit i was the wrong sex/
itz not my fault im racist/
like M-Unot sed i have to face thiz/
im sorry ima no good intructor/
wen i waz young i killed my daddy with a tructor/
ever since that my mother hate me/
even now she dosnt appreciate me/
i kno u guyz hate/
i should go masterbate/
but how would i learn my lesson when im just a fake/
dont hate me coz im racist/
but i can still blaze this/
i always talk shit/
but never walk it/
i admit i stalk him/
and plus i cant swim/
i kno im gay/
thats all i gotta say

Rectum Wreckin Texas

Guest

you no im gay right nd i talk shit?

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yer we do

fo real l8r

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Warned. Racism is not tolerated. Any more complaints and you are banned. Topic Closed.

Last edited 20 May 2006 04:34 pm by Rubberducky