Ok. I am not really the type that follow critics faithfully, but this is beyond my expectation. I heard it is bad. But lower than even D-war(One of the worst movies)?
It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great either it’s just a unneeded sequel they basically finished the story in the first film.
1. Kid gets car
2. Car is robot
3. Kid has map
4. Robots find cube
5. Oh noes Megatron
6. BATTLE
7. Kid kills Megatron
8. Make out time on top of Bumble bee
Now the second one
1. Kid going college
2.Over dramatic weeping from momsy
3.Kid find cube shard is shockified oh he has map yet again
3. Minicons and one has a cannon that suspiciously looks like a penis!
4.“Bumble Bee!" boom boom boom
5.Megan Fox has a panty shot while putting on the dress (Which is never fucking explained, Michael Bay just wanted to see some panties)
6. Is in college
7. Meets Mr. Conspiracy the mexican
8. mom ate reefer brownies acts retarded (Nothing but dead silence from the audience)
9.Party!
10. Optimus Prime
11. Oh noes a pretender! and another panty shot!
12. BOOM pow *Explosion*!!!
12. Megas Oh noes
13. EPIC robot battle
14.Now in da forrest BATTLE
15. Dead is optimus
16. Find Sector pevert 7 from last film
17. Find Jet he old LoL
18. Hump megans fox legs hump megan fox legs Yay wheelie
19.Now in Egypt
20. Find key yay achievement unlocked: Has not had a seizure yet from film
21. Dust NO!!!
22. run Run run close up on megans ass and titties
23. More decipticons
24. HIDE!
25. DEVESTATOR!!!
26. Is found oh noes
27. Close up on Megans ass and titties
28. Devastator has huge gorilla nuts
29. Rail gun lol WTF ownes devestator!
30. Le one who has fallen and can’t get up!
31. Sam ded but wait in cybetronian heaven he has unlocked special move dust turn to key yay!
32. Optimus back
33. Jet fire kills scorponok
34. Jet fire no look well Combine with optimus!
35. Cool looking robot
36. BATTLE!!!
37. Explosions!!!
38. Fallen dead megas and star scream run away
39.Optimus says something
40. Montage sam a professor because he super smart from cube shard now bunch of other irrevelavent BS
41. The end
The MASK wrote:
It wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great either it’s just a unneeded sequel they basically finished the story in the first film.
1. Kid gets car
2. Car is robot
3. Kid has map
4. Robots find cube
5. Oh noes Megatron
6. BATTLE
7. Kid kills Megatron
8. Make out time on top of Bumble bee
Now the second one
1. Kid going college
2.Over dramatic weeping from momsy
3.Kid find cube shard is shockified oh he has map yet again
3. Minicons and one has a cannon that suspiciously looks like a penis!
4.“Bumble Bee!" boom boom boom
5.Megan Fox has a panty shot while putting on the dress (Which is never fucking explained, Michael Bay just wanted to see some panties)
6. Is in college
7. Meets Mr. Conspiracy the mexican
8. mom ate reefer brownies acts retarded (Nothing but dead silence from the audience)
9.Party!
10. Optimus Prime
11. Oh noes a pretender! and another panty shot!
12. BOOM pow *Explosion*!!!
12. Megas Oh noes
13. EPIC robot battle
14.Now in da forrest BATTLE
15. Dead is optimus
16. Find Sector pevert 7 from last film
17. Find Jet he old LoL
18. Hump megans fox legs hump megan fox legs Yay wheelie
19.Now in Egypt
20. Find key yay achievement unlocked: Has not had a seizure yet from film
21. Dust NO!!!
22. run Run run close up on megans ass and titties
23. More decipticons
24. HIDE!
25. DEVESTATOR!!!
26. Is found oh noes
27. Close up on Megans ass and titties
28. Devastator has huge gorilla nuts
29. Rail gun lol WTF ownes devestator!
30. Le one who has fallen and can’t get up!
31. Sam ded but wait in cybetronian heaven he has unlocked special move dust turn to key yay!
32. Optimus back
33. Jet fire kills scorponok
34. Jet fire no look well Combine with optimus!
35. Cool looking robot
36. BATTLE!!!
37. Explosions!!!
38. Fallen dead megas and star scream run away
39.Optimus says something
40. Montage sam a professor because he super smart from cube shard now bunch of other irrevelavent BS
41. The end
I am the biggest transformers fan and even i hav to say optimus prime was like jesus...How was he beatin up megatron and starscream at the same time like wtf.
LionFranky wrote:
I think being 22% has more to do a lot more reviewers showing. Transformer 2 got lots of attention. It is one of hottest movies this year.
Because the people expected it to be good they went in expecting WOW but they got WTF.
Wow for some of the comments complaining about Megan Fox scenes in the movie, I think the whole lot of us just got gayer listening to them haha.
Movie was fricking awesome. It’s your standard action movie. Lots of explosions, epic battles, high intensity action, and beautiful women (Megan Fox). Expecting more is like expecting Ben Affleck to perform a role properly and spot on.