Can Someone Freestyle off of this????

im bringin new york back, get you forced back with the 4-matic, i dont cause static but ill sure end it, if you want static, then ill defend this.. matter of fact if you want static rub a baloon in your hair.. and if you want beef go to the grocery store there, i get you whores scared cause i got the furious fire flow, the lyric messiah yo, in the whip, im on 30 inch wheels like a bicycle, the steel might slice you bro, you probably feel like michael, ho, like 'damn this kid’s bringin sexy back.. i wanna try this' haha

“Death is inevitable... Welcome it as a friend, and it can’t be your enemy”
What I wouldn’t give to start over...

im bringin jersey back..you heard me black?/go head be gone with it/come right back..its that kid from the north with the swag so tight/dancin with ya girl under flashin lights/world in my hands,got ya girl in my pants,bout to get my advance,ya thats right/the life that I live,got this ice on my wrist,they like when I spit,cuz its so nice/ride the flows like i should,keep myself lookin good,and u know im like Suge..come thru in the (K)night//im an ill emcee..they like Can it Be??,im not just the fastest,i makes songs for masses,Cant you See?..better raise your glasses//..make the toast..then make ya exit..cuz the names Vintage,AKA the freshest//

TPW Returns wrote:

if y0ur a true artist u can spit 0ff anything

ligytt wrote:

TPW Returns wrote:

if y0ur a true artist u can spit 0ff anything

So let’s see it,head to the instrumental thread

Vintage wrote:

ligytt wrote:

TPW Returns wrote:

if y0ur a true artist u can spit 0ff anything

So let’s see it,head to the instrumental thread

plz direct me

http://lounge.moviecodec.com/topics/54770p1.html

hahahhahahahahha

im bringin the ny back
with a big boom
step in the way ill sweep you up like a broom
better back up
unless you want this wrath
this is the wrath of god agianst your back
back you say
i say stacks on my plate
i see stack in my way
touch them
ill spilt your wig like a toupay

I’m sucking ass at rap/
Don’t even read this it’s a piece of crap/
You want me gone and I’ll leave in a snap/
But it’s better than listening to my jaws flap/

Jesus that was bad.

HALOOOOOOOO wrote: I’m sucking ass at rap/
Don’t even read this it’s a piece of crap/
You want me gone and I’ll leave in a snap/
But it’s better than listening to my jaws flap/

Jesus that was bad.

I kno you could do better

I’m not sure. In 8th grade I made up a really obscure freestyle during one 79 minute class period. But only I’d understand it since it mentions other kids in the school. I’d type it out but it’s weird.

HALOOOOOOOO wrote: I’m not sure. In 8th grade I made up a really obscure freestyle during one 79 minute class period. But only I’d understand it since it mentions other kids in the school. I’d type it out but it’s weird.

As long as it comes from the heart It dsnt matter

Do you really want to see it? You’ll either be freaked out, laugh your ass off at how stupid it is, wish you had never seen it, or all of the above.

HALOOOOOOOO wrote: Do you really want to see it? You’ll either be freaked out, laugh your ass off at how stupid it is, wish you had never seen it, or all of the above.

Lets see it

He is Offline!

Well, you wanted it so I’ll give it to you. Prepare yourselves, it’s majorly fucked up...

I am a rapper, I’m the big cheese/
Sitting on the crapper shitting with ease/
It feels good and it’s fun. I am number one/
You cannot beat me bitch you done/
Shut the fuck up now, or else I will
shoot you to the ground and give you a good pound/
Stab you in the head, asshole you’re dead/
Your entire damn body is covered in red/
I can’t stop swearing, because my armpits are
hairy, and I get my cheese from the dairy/
Somebody said I was scary/
But it’s fine by me I’m a fucked up fairy/
I’ll never do you, you’re a fucking bitch and you eat poo/
I also hate Pikachu because they give electric shocks/
Ash, Misty, and Brock can go suck cock/
Pokemon’s gay everyday/
I’ll go blow out their brains and they’ll get insane/
And get pain like Wayne, in the traffic lane he fell off a jet plane/
I laugh so hard, when I see (retard) I think retard/
When guys get horny their dicks get hard/
To (slut girl) the slut it’s like a gift card/
She needs to have sex with someone tall/
She tried (tall kid) but his dick’s too small/
I got caught with porn in the mall/
And (my friend) is jacking off in the bathroom stall/
With (retard) running up and down the hall/
In the classroom you can hear him call “I’m in the hall!"
And in the bathroom stall he says “I’m wiping my butt!" but that’s not all/
Then he does the really hairy bitch (hairy girl)/
She needs to get a motherfucking big shave yo/
She’s on monkeys gone wild, it’s censored of course/
And you can see (stupid girl) having sex with a horse/
(stupid guy) watching all the action from the sideline/
He wants to put this shit on ESPN Primetime/
But it’s crap in this rap so they refuse just in time/
Then I walk in with my shotgun and commit a crime/
(friend) gets pissed 'cause he was watching that/
Then he does your momma just because she’s fat/
Are you mad? Bitch I bet you are/
Take a step forward and I’ll hit you with my car/
Blood spills out and you die and that’s all/
There’s no funeral 'cause you ain’t shit at all/
I’m almost done with this rap — wait what the hell?/
What the fuck bitch I’ll never use that/
It’s a dildo, think I’m a fag?/
That doesn’t make me horny instead it makes me sag/
Then (stupid girl) came running up fast/
She took the goddamn dildo and shoved it up her ass/
Then I had to kill her on the spot/
Turns out she’s a herm just like everyone thought/
She tried to suck her own dick but it’s fake/
So I knocked the bitch out and drowned her in a lake.

I’m still trying to figure out how and why I came up with that.

Please, someone tell me it’s fucked up.

its fucked up

Thank you.

hahaha thats rap is tight for being young haha,
i got one for you


john mcain
everyones loves him cause he’s a conseravtive fag
listen to what im telling you boy
this shit is real war this shit is no joy
haha but i dont care
cause im on my own level above his hair
hair you say
yeah thats right
he has none because his boyfriend massaged it all night
and all night
i will be found
at the corner liqour store
makin money on the streets screaming at whores
im sorry im a bore
but this rap is done and over with
so ill leave you all with
all you rappers are talented
fuck the rich and savor the poor!