yo riddle me this
the skeet trickles in ya mouth from ya bois dick
cotton mouth is cleared up o so quick
sperm in ya belly produces some unsellable white shit
u nasty, u make me laugh
u sittin at home on ur vintage ass
u look like u where da maybaline mask
lipstick attached to ur vibrators ass
yo riddle me who
and i apoligize if im bein rude
but queers like u
are the true reason for regurgetated food
im sick, no im gone
i bet u and louie vuiton would like to be alone
but my problem skills i turn on
so kiss blow then swallow the lead from da chrome
my life seems empty dark and hallow//
so the top i pop and sip den swallow//
drink the pain away at least till tomorrow//
fuck it ill smoke away the pain and sarrow//
but now due to the smoke i cant see//
i look for signs of the right path but find none clearly//
thats why im advancin to coke and extacy//
it seems ive become an addict some kind of fuckin feind//
all this shit just cuz of a hoe//
so much white, blood out my nose flows//
one night i overdosed no one knows//
next mornin my eyes where snacks for dem crows//
hi my name is moses waz up tell me about my rhyme i made this 7 years ago when i was 12 its not realu good but just hear it
ok uh uh uh uh im about to make a fresh rhyme in no time
so shut up and dont talk just like a mime
start to please your girl because she giving me head in the bed and then she started to cry when i did her on overdrive and again she cryied when i said good bye but before i left she said oo moses i liek sucking that big thang like toses
ok your girl is down here sucking on my peir she can be the car and i can stere
ok your girl said to me i do her well when your in the bed with with her its hell she told me i do her right in the bed i put up a good fight
ok next verse with no reherse see your girl is sucking my balls from winter till fall she do it in public places just like the mall she even do it in your schools hall giving me oral thanks for hearing my rhyme hope you under stand the moral
Well that was my rhyme i hope you liked it i know it was kind of rubish but i was 12 please reply
yo, i may not have high “rep” like some of you guys, but thats cos i can spit a real rhyme intead of being online 24/7.
yo,
sittin in front of my pc tryna spit sum fresh rhymes,
doin it just to waste my time,
i can keep goin all night line after line after line.
but wat you think you know about me?
before you try to battle, heres some info 'bout this mc!
i got red hair,
so call me a ranga and see if i care!
i got glasses,
call me a nerd or four eyes,
doesnt change the fact that i can kick all of your asses,
and thats just with my words
yall are like sheep, followin me in herds.
im a white aussie, no mistake,
i aint black, im a freak, so hit my heart with a stake!
try and find a way to kill me,
youre wastin time tryna out rap me,
id be broke if every time i beat yall you billed me,
and even though a stake to the heart,
didnt take me apart,
yall will jump out from behind a cart,
and try 'n' cap me.
and when that dont work yall will try and knife me,
but ill be ready cos thats how i got my wife see,
i learn from everything, every day,
shut up your opinions of me i dont give a fuck wat you got to say,
and thats another,
thing im sick of “your mother”!
it dont mean shit so stop sayin that, your sister your girl and your brother!
it aint the shit that wins battles,
but i gotta go i hear the angel of death callin as the chain rattles!
Mtown wrote:
yo, i may not have high “rep” like some of you guys, but thats cos i can spit a real rhyme intead of being online 24/7.
yo,
sittin in front of my pc tryna spit sum fresh rhymes,
doin it just to waste my time,
i can keep goin all night line after line after line.
but wat you think you know about me?
before you try to battle, heres some info 'bout this mc!
i got red hair,
so call me a ranga and see if i care!
i got glasses,
call me a nerd or four eyes,
doesnt change the fact that i can kick all of your asses,
and thats just with my words
yall are like sheep, followin me in herds.
im a white aussie, no mistake,
i aint black, im a freak, so hit my heart with a stake!
try and find a way to kill me,
youre wastin time tryna out rap me,
id be broke if every time i beat yall you billed me,
and even though a stake to the heart,
didnt take me apart,
yall will jump out from behind a cart,
and try 'n' cap me.
and when that dont work yall will try and knife me,
but ill be ready cos thats how i got my wife see,
i learn from everything, every day,
shut up your opinions of me i dont give a fuck wat you got to say,
and thats another,
thing im sick of “your mother”!
it dont mean shit so stop sayin that, your sister your girl and your brother!
it aint the shit that wins battles,
but i gotta go i hear the angel of death callin as the chain rattles!
Doggie Wake up And REad Ya Rhymes That Shit Is wack nO Disrespect
wudit doo, back again right quick droppin yet another crap quality audio for yall. but hopefully yall gimme an A for effort haha! anyways check out this verse i whooped up and any feedback is welcome. props to the vets as usual holdin it down yadig!
http://rikit122.fileave.com/LH_(verse).wav
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“I know the process is so much stress, but it’s the progress that feels the best” - Weezy F.
Mtown wrote: yo, i may not have high “rep” like some of you guys, but thats cos i can spit a real rhyme intead of being online 24/7.
yo,
sittin in front of my pc tryna spit sum fresh rhymes,
doin it just to waste my time,
i can keep goin all night line after line after line.
but wat you think you know about me?
before you try to battle, heres some info 'bout this mc!
i got red hair,
so call me a ranga and see if i care!
i got glasses,
call me a nerd or four eyes,
doesnt change the fact that i can kick all of your asses,
and thats just with my words
yall are like sheep, followin me in herds.
im a white aussie, no mistake,
i aint black, im a freak, so hit my heart with a stake!
try and find a way to kill me,
youre wastin time tryna out rap me,
id be broke if every time i beat yall you billed me,
and even though a stake to the heart,
didnt take me apart,
yall will jump out from behind a cart,
and try 'n' cap me.
and when that dont work yall will try and knife me,
but ill be ready cos thats how i got my wife see,
i learn from everything, every day,
shut up your opinions of me i dont give a fuck wat you got to say,
and thats another,
thing im sick of “your mother”!
it dont mean shit so stop sayin that, your sister your girl and your brother!
it aint the shit that wins battles,
but i gotta go i hear the angel of death callin as the chain rattles!
ok that was ok for some white dude who swears write dude check these ill rhymes that i type dude. yo it seems like you were struggling all night just to write a single line, take your time, you need it cuz u know hip hop i bleed it.so read the fine print below dont take it slow cuz im on the go so i got to kill this dude fast. i might be thirteen but i know this dudes ass and hes not in my advance class of expertise i know that ya girl couldnt help but be sexualy attracted to me. made her say si i luv you b made her giggle like he he. yo im takin this website by storm and killin people on this forum.if u dont digg wat u gonna do shoot me pac and bigg split my wigg. ha lets see u try, man i live to die so dont think im scared of death of loosin my breath so peace i need to get my rest
can i play?/
if not allowed im going to anyway/
because i got sum shit to say/
baisically mostly everyday ima be putting it down/
im sorry if i get ya down if i beat ya/
but when i start im straight g ya see/
and there aint no stoppin me once i start/
cuz i got some lyrics that come from the heart/
ya’ll probably buy yours from a mini-mart/
a whole cart full of other peoples rhymes just because you aint got the time to rhyme from the mind or the heart/
so just do ya part play the role of the mothafucka that goes down in the heat of battle/
aight mothafuckas bring it cuz im done setting the stage/
so you may try to engage me but that’ll just enrage me so bring it/
and ima be waiting/
creating a master plan/
so i’ll battle ya’ll when i can/
Well lets go so i can kill it/
i got so much talent im about to spill it/
you dont know what you got comin to ya/
i gotta flow so good its gonna burn ya/
i got a flow so hot its like lava/
i spit so hot it burns ya...in tha 3rd degree/
i feel kinda bad that you cant be like me/
but its plain to see aint none of you got the drive/
or the will to survive or to strive in tha thug game/
i aint gonna name no names but im better than them/
you all act tough and bad/
when ya’ll look rough and sad/
ya’ll think you some gangstas trying to be the best/
but you should be put to the test/
battle me cuz im the best/
but then again every dog has his day/
shit but that will be the day that i turn whack/
after this none of ya’ll are gonna make a comeback/
because you will all see that none of ya’ll can beat me/
aint none of you that can see me/
cuz im on top/
ya’ll on tha bottom/
you all try to be like pac and biggie but what happened to them?some niggaz shot’em/
ya’ll like rotten food you aint good/
you all aint hood you may be real and speak from the heart
but shit once you start i get sleepy/
or i get weepy because the rhymes that ya’ll kick is some straight bullshit/
and i feel bad because im on some g shit/
and if you think you gonna beat me you betta see/
that if you wanna challenge me ima come with the lyrical beatdown/
its gonna be a meltdown/
because the shit that i kick is on a nuclear scale/
nah fuck dat its global/
im so good im better than all ya/
cuz ya’ll some fake ass bitches/
i bet that stings and itches/
i told ya’ll i come straight hard/
but if you want some just to let you know i always hold the best cards/
so bring it/
and i’ll be done with you real quick/
The Nina, the Pinta, The Santa Maria///
I’ll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria///
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad’s boat///
You wont go down 'cause my dick can float!///
We sail 'round the world and go port to port//
Everytime I cum I produce a quart///
Put on your life vest, let’s drop anchor///
There’s a nice lady whore, I’d like to swank her///
Deadliest catch, without the crabs///
We’re almost out of gas, call the Arabs!///
I’m a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow///
Take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow///
Make sure to wax, use your mom’s Nair///
You’ll be amazed when I cum in your hair!///
Pull up the anchor cause we’re leaving dry land///
Get below deck with a dick in your hand!///
icemagic101 wrote:
can i play?/
if not allowed im going to anyway/
because i got sum shit to say/
baisically mostly everyday ima be putting it down/
im sorry if i get ya down if i beat ya/
but when i start im straight g ya see/
and there aint no stoppin me once i start/
cuz i got some lyrics that come from the heart/
ya’ll probably buy yours from a mini-mart/
a whole cart full of other peoples rhymes just because you aint got the time to rhyme from the mind or the heart/
so just do ya part play the role of the mothafucka that goes down in the heat of battle/
aight mothafuckas bring it cuz im done setting the stage/
so you may try to engage me but that’ll just enrage me so bring it/
and ima be waiting/
creating a master plan/
so i’ll battle ya’ll when i can/
PEACE
yo check it this dude is ass if this was a race i’ll be first and you’ll be last. i’ll burn you so bad there’ll be nothing left but ash. this shits like a plain you take off then crash. yo you say can i play like if this shits a game if this is game consider yourself slain set into flame now you gonna hang homie on not playin right now your probably figuring that B.J.M is insane cuz im like a beast that never be tamed cuz im massacring like im the texas chain. yo this dudes rhymes are lame and plain while i go hard like a train while you go soft as rain in a couple of minutes ur gonna start walking with a cane this a message for all of yall that want the same thang. yo check 2,1,2 and now its over for you ,now im done wit this bitch let the vultures have the rest of this peice of shit
