POST YOUR HOMEMADE RAPS HERE.

Looking forward to it. Post it soon and I hope it is about emphatic imposter.

and it will be
kickin his assll be me
then hell see
what it feels to be like me...


that sucked

what did you guys think of the rap?

Okay: you know i hate all dem preps with the bull s****, and even though they rich I admit it, but they don’t got skills, they may take pills, but no you got to keep it for real and chill. You may got money, riches, and a challenge, you can’t back that up cause you aen’t got no talent! Wow, yes I think I just schooled you, keep it up, back it up and I’ll rule you! peace.

I mean this one:

School Ain’t Cool

School ain’t cool,
'cause schools fo' fools,
who wanna act cool,
but in reality they as dumb as mules,
I just which they didn’t give is homework,
as if I didn’t have enough work!
I mean it’s like deja vu saying “I’ve already done this work already”,
and to make things worse the workflow ain’t steady,
in 5th it’s all easy-you can breeze right through it,
but then comes middle school comes and you sayin' “I just can’t do it!"

verse 2:

It almost drives you to the point of suicide,
but then the bell rings and the students are runin' so fast it looks like they can fly,
I wish school would blow up into a million pieces
and then I could finally stop smuggling my Reeses.


Chorus:

why can’t school end forever?
is that so much to ask for it to end forever?
I just wanna blow up the school,
'cause that would be cool,
hell I’m gonna do it now,
anyone wanna help me blow up that bitch now?
we’ll finally be free,
from our tests and our goddamn asignment spree,
come on, let’s be free,
just you and me!

verse 3:

school is like a slave plantation,
'cause it’s impossible to escape the situation,
teachas being the master and students being the slave,
they bein' the ones who stop you from partying and having a rave,
let’s be like ol' Harriet and escape the mastas,
oh betta yet let’s kill the mastas,
well ya betta keep on dreamin' 'cause that won’t happen anytime soon,
damn my school doesn’t get out until 5 hours after noon!

Chorus

Verse 4:

have I said enough about school
and how it ain’t cool?
let’s just ditch,
and leave that bitch,
forever and ever it’s sounds to good to be true,
well guess what: it IS to good to be true,
as long as adults rule we’ll be stuck to our study chairs,
doing homework, and having those SAT scores haunting ya in ya nightmares,
is this a way to live life to the fullest?
Hell, no, so let’s protest
against going to school, let’s do a strike,
and make them not able to confiscate our bikes,
this is a new age where the students rule,
It’s sounds so promising- kids will rule!

Chorus

this rap is called “let me bone your grandma”

one knock two knock three knock four/this week grandma will turn into a whore

oh what a pleaseant surprise please come in dear/as i watch her walk back while she wiggle that rear/i grab a bottle of water and make my way to the couch/than ask granny how can she always deal with that grouch/she said i pay him no mind he’s just a lazy ol gray head/and when he wants sex i lay in the bed and try to play dead/than roll over once maybe roll over twice/than he ejaculates on my leg like its white on rice/damn granny i cant beleive you gotta deal wit that cat/you wanna see me bend you over and hit that shit from the back/than i whip out my hammer bend her over and jam her/flip her like pancakes smack her in the head and than slam her/man that pussy is musty made my hammer all rusty/had to use a cloth cause i couldnt see that pussy so dusty/now this bitch got the crib smellin like clams and overcooked yams/than i told her i had to go cause i got overbooked plans/i through the towel in her face and said i call it quits/man i never knew fuckin a grandma would be so down in the pits.


this is copy and pasted from some shit i found on the net.

hahahahaha. shot!

Yo yo yo, I am a hoe.

Happy poopy everywhere, its on my clothes, its in my hair. YEAH!!!

Hey Dr can ya help me out
Are ya listning
I don’t wanna shout
are ya at a christning
comon show your clout
the sun is blistering
blah blah blah

MAN why you so poor?
did u just eat that whole apple core?
slut
big fat but
i went drving last night

yo my name is shady and i did name my daughter haley, put down that gat, what did you have for dinner a rat?, you aint got skills and you shop at no frills, go eat some dip, don’t mind if i trip, you smoke grass look theres some brown on your ass, don’t be jealous just chill with the fellas , won’t be my fault if you die, oh wait BROWN STAINS ON PANCAKES

i am lonely, i am sad, i just cry on my behalf. i try not to show it, but it bleeds through, i can’t help to show it and i always show you. my blood has turned cold like day old cheese pizza, because i get depressed and i gotta gotta eata! i am fat and no one likes me, if i was food i wouldn’t be apetising. I am a girl, at least i think i am, i don’t hang with other girls, and like to eat ham. i don’t like make up and all that crap, i am a fat girl because i always take naps. no one likes me even people on posts, except one guy who saved me the most...

Omfg! That was just a load of random shit put together. Did that take you like 5 mins to think it up? And when you were trying to find links to ryme with the other word you just put any old random one in for e.g. “Ham” Wtf ?????

#1 shot that all a nigga relly needs to go head wiggle his neezes next time he gone be called a ting a ling but Im boss.

yo my name is Kane, and im about to bring some pain, so enjoy the last breaths you will take-

youve had your good fun, and now ud best run, cause im fixing to start kicking butts!!!

yo yo i go by the name of zachary lucas,you put that shit together and you get you a zucas,i love the revolution even though it aint out,but when e3 comes i just might faint out,you can catch me jurking off on the ign board,or squirtin loads on my tv to the ten thousand year door,i look at goldenraptor as my codec father figure,becuase he’s 69 and thats what he does to me nigga,i got like 10 friends here so have no fear,come over my house and i’ll blow in your ear,than pull down your zipper and start pullin away,while im playin gamecube becuase its a brighter day,i keep a green day cd in my pocket for luck,than head to the boys bathroom stalls and i duck,and what do i see is it a little pee-pee,and this is when i get my face mauled in t-p,so than i go home crying with half a boner,why is iwata sotoru gotta be a half a doner,i want my rev right here and right now,if gannons behind me my asshole is not tight now.

Zucas out

my life sucks
i ahte ducks
all i can do is ryhme
oh God look at the time
RAP is CRAP:P
i need a nap
lap lap lap dap pap.

My finest work of art.

dunt player hate on me. play....player hate on sumone else.

yo,yoyo, im...ima gangster, where my dogs at?
bark with me if ur my dog.
yo yo yo, im going, im gonna give a shout out to all the player haters. if ur a player hater, don’t pla...player hate on me. im..ima gangster.... im straight up.

grrr, i’m steaming mad. grrr.

ima gangster, ima a straight up G.
the gangster life is the life for me.

Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night.
being a gangster is HELLA thight.

i walk around town with a stark erection.
then gave ur mom a yeast infection.

i saw a policeman, and i punched him in the eye.
to serve and protect, wut a lie!

i also dont like white people, u shouldn’t too.
and dont get me started about the jews.

ima gangster, grrr, im mad
ima gangster, my rhymes are bad.

ima gangster, i’m iced out like a freezer.
ima gangster, i dont listen to weezer.

i dropped outta skool at the age of 3. Why?
cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me. Oh.

my rhymes r kool, jus like doing cocaine.
my rhymes r hot, like a burning flame.

sisqo is my homie, hez a gangster too.
me sisqo r the leaders of the gangster crew.

i like to be in jail, he likes to sing and dance.
sum say were the perfect match.

step off...
step bak.....
step awaaay....
step back....
dont..dont step forward..
bak!....
dont step forwards step backwards...
backwards...
dont step to me...
DO NOT STEP TO MEEEEEEEEE...EEEE...

im givin a shoutout to all ma homiez incell block 8.
being in jail sux cuz u always have to masturbate.

except wen a jewish person goes to jail all my homiez cheer.
they will make mince-meat out of hiz rear.

ben peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song.
i shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong.

ima gangster, i drop bombs like hiroshima.
ima gangster, bitch suk on my weiner.

ima gangster, i drive a kool car.
ima gangster, i smoke weed in a cigar.

yo! my gangster flow.
yo!yoyoyo.

im rolling on doughs, iced out like hocky.
i got got kicked outta Japan for drinking all da saki.

wut a bitch, gimmie head hoe.
wuts up to my dogs, yoyoyo.

they play this song on the radio all day long,
so everyone can hear my gangster song.

nobody thought i’d blow up like a firestone tire-
oh, theres no beat left...

(takes out a gun)

die! die u old Santa Claus, die!

(Ghandi again)
i like to slap bitches.
i like to slap hoes.

yoo yoo

I’m a rapper,
sittin' on a crapper ..

Ya thats all I got tonight folks .
Could you tell that I’m related to 50 CENT and all those fools ??

50 CENT IN DA CLUB RREEEMMIIIXX

goo gooo gooo go take a big dump , -'cos its your birthday
goooo take a dump -'its your birthday
and you know you want to take a crap -'cos its your birthday!

(CHORUS)
You’ll find in in the club,
shakin all my chub,
i aint into havin sex
'cos i aint got no pects
so come give me a hug,
you dirty little slug