He’ll get 'Smacked Black' And Wacked back
fast into the past like i’m Rewinding Time
Please.. only thing you 'Squeeze' is a
lime/ You don’t Levitate you Gravitate
And Fall/ I’ll Beat em and Treat Em like
'a Doll'/ This Elf Myth will get Played
with then put back on 'the Shelf'/I’ll
bet my only Threat is Myself/ Spittin
lyrical arrows out my mouth Like Legolas the Elf/
Link Hero of Time? Got Cannon Balls that’ll make
your Boat Sink on my Prime/
I have an urge that I think I should host it however.
Look I had something for kid the first time, but he wasn’t even worth it talking all that fables.
So I’m going to keep it in “reality” spit it back 100 if you can.
houston houston he going down like Whitney/
Say ya 'got the urge' must shake like britney/
kid if she want it, I’ll B5 on it & K fed on it/ (push up on it and bake her belly)
If I give a golden touch shed give me good temporal/
and when I spit Midas she’ll bow and receive like a temple/
example this a lil sample feel full effect as you I dismantle/
reality when living on your own and you act grown/
reality what you escape when trying to rhyme a bone/
reality boyz n the hood over nobody here to script you/
reality your image a fake attire b I just ripped you/
it began with effort then a few lines down i thought fuck it.
but its good enough to beat turtle dove 007...lol
or i hope so anyway.
opponent: mecha agent turtle 00t
you keep it real and you air it, call you an aerial//
so youre steel in the air, vacuuming the air for real!//
cos you suck n now u can fuck off, don’t say you cant//
is your hair real? cos you can sir, now u can leave feeling charmed//
don’t question me cos ill antler ya, if i answer silent//
n if i answer using words ill only spit back like ima pithon//
in the confinement of a reptile, but your no family to me//
id happily kick your ass back in time for dinos to eat//
now beat it beat it, before i Michael Jackson yo ass n kill ya//
come out ya shell n leave the site before bjarn begins to bill ya//
btw no beef bruv
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Last edited 14 Oct 2009 04:48 pm by That Dude Moose E.B.
Legion flow? Where can I find the definition bro?/ Ignitions a go!! <===={{{{
Apprenticed black mans going to get fired faster then D-trumps apparition show!/ Damn..
Dude you are terrible, you look bad just holding a mic let alone a line man!/
Giving dude a mic and expecting him to spit is like Blind folding a blind man!/ Haha..
And damn crack head, leave crack n give yourself a new look!/
Put down the “how to look like u live in a shed” n read a new book!/
dude.. ya chick gives me head in ya home! n treads my cock!/
She calls me Fred Flint - stone cause I make her bed rock!/ Over!!
N she even said to ya “shave the pubes off ya head! I mean this..!"/
Not sure if she was talking dome or if she couldn’t find ya penis!!/ damn..
*edit* anything you guys don’t get, lemme know.
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- If you are getting MW2 for the Ps3, PM me.
LOL FAIL:
you bitin rappers of the best,im bitin rappers in their flesh//
killed off so many emcees,i cant calculate the deaths//
flyin ryan? ill hijack this pilot like an island pirate//
im sick like a sinus virus and toxic like cyanide is//damnn
fuck manners,ima slam em cuz he a geek like Danny Tanner//
nah he a geek like 'Urkel'..except no one in his “family matters”//
ill fight em with my arms tied,and box em with my eyes closed//
rap without a voice box and still ill leave this guy froze//
your fuckin with a raw vet,so if i catch u on my doorstep//
youll run faster than Tony Dorsett..and probly slip and fall if the floors wet//dumbass
fuck manners,ima slam em cuz he a geek like Danny Tanner//
nah he a geek like 'Urkel'..except no one in his “family matters”// lololololololololololololol damn dog you shoulda just said that lol we wouldve understood
Opponent: TheSaneRevelation (forgot that part thats all I edited lol)
Ye know kon,
keeps it nice and fresh with the freestyles
so battiling me, its like walking down the green mile,
Im Anderson Silva except I ground and I pound,
You Forrest Griffin, wont make it out the first round
Scare a flock wit laser beams, when they cock the haters leave
one shot’ll pop fly....welcome to the major leagues
So Best protect your neck, comes with all disrespect,
cause you aint jesus, nigga you won’t ressurect,
This kids a bastard and I know why your father split,
because he busted a nut in your mothers cunt and said fuck having another bitch// Ez
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" Your hate fuels my fire, and once im lit theres no putting me out." -Koncept
KONCEPT wrote:
Opponent: TheSaneRevelation (forgot that part thats all I edited lol)
Ye know kon,
keeps it nice and fresh with the freestyles
so battiling me, its like walking down the green mile,
Im Anderson Silva except I ground and I pound,
You Forrest Griffin, wont make it out the first round
Scare a flock wit laser beams, when they cock the haters leave
one shot’ll pop fly.......welcome to the major leagues
So Best protect your neck, comes with all disrespect,
cause you aint jesus, nigga you won’t ressurect,
This kids a bastard and I know why your father split,
because he busted a nut in your mothers cunt and said fuck having another bitch// Ez
Dam, that was a nice line.
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Light pole barrel,chopper stupid long/
New Orleans nigga, I get super dome/ Lil Wayne - Wasted
yo, dont play with me dont mess around//
ill come over there and shoot ya down.//
your grind and my grind aint the same dawg//
I’m the catalogue, you’re the same song//
yo your rhymes arent so tight moose//
they sound like some messed up version of Dr. sues//
ill pin you and after that ill kill you//
ill make u into one big wig and put the vid in my sig.
you suck huge balls/
and your dick is small/
you think you can mess with a wigga/
please nigga/
im hitler and your the jew/
you a pussy and im harder than you/
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE A TRANSVESTITE/
FUCK NIGGA GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE YOU DONT GOT AN INVITE/
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^^^^HAWT
HALOOOOOOOO wrote:
...but I’d tap that bitch in The Power Within’s sig...
The bells are circulatin' the blood in your veins
Why are girlies on the tip, Ryan your name
u not good, But flyin ryan is good
You bring the wood pecker, I’ll bring the wood
im just wippin' and rippin' at your body and soul
Why do you like Flyin Ryan, we like rock and roll
Cause it ain’t the glory days with Bruce Springsteen
I’m not a virgin so I know I’ll make ur girl scream
You hated Michael and Prince all the way, ever sense
If their beats were made of meat, then they would have to be mince
so dats wassup
Peace
Captain Cock, I’ll rape the pussy within//
Around the clock, Fuck til the lips get dim//
Cut off your arm and finger you with your own limb//
Then get your mom on her knees and make her shine my Dick rim//
After I do that, I tell her the dick was free//
Bust a nut in her so she cant see me//
lol did yall know TPW is from the gayest city?//
That right, this nigga is from the Cisco bay//
Compton niggas say “BRACE YO SELF” TPW city say HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!//
I assume this was your best line since you apparently wrote its over next to it?
She calls me Fred Flint - stone cause I make her bed rock!/ Over!!
I told you to spit 100 and that’s the best you can come up with? that line is so old and used I even used it when I was 15.
he’ll even Lloyd made a song about it. Its called bedrock but you can forward to like 1:12 for the exact line.
Do you want to just edit all your lines again “bro”?
I’ll give you this, your last two lines since they made me laugh. Aside from that nothing else stood out, than again think that’s overused like me saying this line again
Heh but when it comes to flyin,ben,a Superstar
uh..Same hair line, guess originality was receding too far/get it get it