Screams of Baltith: The MvC Metal Clan

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Rules

1.) Be metal. \m/.
2.) Be respectful of your metal brethren.
3.) For the purpose of cool sounding words, girls are also metal brethren.
3 extended.)Yes girls CAN be metal, what are you six years old? Someones afraid of cooties.


Just to prove that not all metal heads are beardy, pot smoking vikings; Simone Simons.

4.) Don’t talk shit, you will be bitch slapped.
5.) Don’t be Emo.
6.) All Metalheads are equal, but that doesn’t mean their instruments or musical taste are.

Although SoBs (heheh) have slight privileges when it comes to the main account.

Screams of Baltith Admins

Atresac
DrumIntoTheNight
Fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69
Gunslang


Members
Anti-Moviecodec
BLOODLUST
Bjarne Lundgren
ChaosSpartan
Cid
Count Grishnackh
Darth Nihilus
D.V.D.A.
everyonebothersme
Foresaken Corpse
FIRESTORM ZERO (excommunicated for being a dick faced loser)
HALOOOOOOOO
Hushbaby
Maggot Face
needforspeakfreak
_N3M3SIS_
Petrofski - Guardian of the Display Case
SA-X
Squipple

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The Display Case
One photograph per instrument. You have to own the instrument, and you have to have taken the photograph yourself, you can ask to have more than one instrument added.


Maggot Face’s Drum kit



Petrofsky’s amazing, bat fretted, device of brutality and horror!


DITN’s Pension Fund

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Story Time: Heavy Metal Fairytales.

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights.

POWER METAL

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and F*cks her.

HEAVY METAL

The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks Jack Daniels and f*cks the princess, then wakes her up in the middle of the night and f*cks her again.

FOLK METAL

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave... without the princess.

DEATH METAL

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, fucks the dragon, then leaves.

BLACK METAL

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he f*cks the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

PROGRESSIVE METAL

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 46 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes and goes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.

INDUSTRIAL METAL

The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairytale land by security guards.

SPEED METAL

The protagonist is suddenly there, plays a short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.

THE END

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Shweet.

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Im still suprised what i submitted became the name.

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Got some better metal chick pictures too. Hey at least they don’t look like skeletons this time.

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Hehe. Well, Put up some gwar vids. I like gwar.

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Feel free to do what you want, I private messaged you the Admin account password.

I’m going to look for some videos myself right now on youtube.

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Gotcha.

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gwar? doesnt that band use costumes?

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Yes. Now, what sound does a dog make?

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*fuck

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I think this deserves a sticky.

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Hell yeah its done this is fucking sick

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Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.

Apart from that, good work.

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Fine, I guess I can remove Joey from my profile if you want.

I personally don’t give a shit, I happen to like him, but whatever, it’s not worth conflict over it.

Hopefully when Jon sees this he’ll change it.

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Done.

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Legend.

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Say what?

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Add those to the instrument section please.

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