| 25 Aug 2007 09:56 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 3  Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 93 OFFLINE | The MvC Metal Clan: For connoisseurs of Steele.

Rules
1.) Be metal. \m/.
2.) Be respectful of your metal brethren.
3.) For the purpose of cool sounding words, girls are also metal brethren.
3 extended.)Yes girls CAN be metal, what are you six years old? Someones afraid of cooties.
Just to prove that not all metal heads are beardy, pot smoking vikings; Simone Simons.
4.) Don’t talk shit, you will be bitch slapped.
5.) Don’t be Emo.
6.) All Metalheads are equal, but that doesn’t mean their instruments or musical taste are.
Although SoBs (heheh) have slight privileges when it comes to the main account.
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Members
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BLOODLUST
Bjarne Lundgren
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Darth Nihilus
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FIRESTORM ZERO (excommunicated for being a dick faced loser)
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| 25 Aug 2007 09:58 pm |
Erzengel Rep: 45  Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 9,324 OFFLINE | ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 09:59 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 3  Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 93 OFFLINE | Story Time: Heavy Metal Fairytales.
There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights.
POWER METAL
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and F*cks her.
HEAVY METAL
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks Jack Daniels and f*cks the princess, then wakes her up in the middle of the night and f*cks her again.
FOLK METAL
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave... without the princess.
DEATH METAL
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the princess, fucks the dragon, then leaves.
BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he f*cks the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
PROGRESSIVE METAL
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 46 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes and goes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
INDUSTRIAL METAL
The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairytale land by security guards.
SPEED METAL
The protagonist is suddenly there, plays a short solo, dragon is confused, someone’s screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she’s been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:00 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Shweet. ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:01 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Im still suprised what i submitted became the name. ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:02 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | Got some better metal chick pictures too. Hey at least they don’t look like skeletons this time. ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:03 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Hehe. Well, Put up some gwar vids. I like gwar. ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:04 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Hehe. Well, Put up some gwar vids. I like gwar.
Feel free to do what you want, I private messaged you the Admin account password.
I’m going to look for some videos myself right now on youtube. ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:06 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Gotcha. ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:15 pm |
Taking noobs to school Rep: 45  Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 16,079 OFFLINE | gwar? doesnt that band use costumes? | |
| 25 Aug 2007 10:16 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Yes. Now, what sound does a dog make? ---
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:22 pm |
Taking noobs to school Rep: 45  Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 16,079 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Yes. Now, what sound does a dog make?
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| 25 Aug 2007 10:39 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15  Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | I think this deserves a sticky. ---
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| 26 Aug 2007 12:45 am |
I'm the vanguard of your destruction Rep: 54  Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 6,956 OFFLINE | Hell yeah its done this is fucking sick ---
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| 26 Aug 2007 03:49 am |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 30  Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 1,709 OFFLINE | Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
Apart from that, good work. --- Weapon of Mass Percussion
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| 26 Aug 2007 03:55 am |
Erzengel Rep: 45  Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 9,324 OFFLINE | DrumIntoTheNight wrote:
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
Apart from that, good work.
Fine, I guess I can remove Joey from my profile if you want.
I personally don’t give a shit, I happen to like him, but whatever, it’s not worth conflict over it.
Hopefully when Jon sees this he’ll change it. ---
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| 26 Aug 2007 12:47 pm |
Wannabe Rep: 3  Joined: 25 Aug 2007 Posts: 93 OFFLINE | DrumIntoTheNight wrote:
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
Apart from that, good work.
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| 26 Aug 2007 01:18 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 30  Joined: 03 Apr 2007 Posts: 1,709 OFFLINE | Screams of Baltith Admin Account wrote:
DrumIntoTheNight wrote:
Request to remove the picture of Joey Jordison from the drummers list, since Nu-Metal isn’t Metal, and he’s a tedious, fanboy-attracting, massively overrated and sloppy drummer.
Apart from that, good work.
Done.
Legend. --- Weapon of Mass Percussion
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| 26 Aug 2007 01:55 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22  Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Say what? ---
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| 26 Aug 2007 01:56 pm |
Erzengel Rep: 45  Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 9,324 OFFLINE |
Add those to the instrument section please. ---
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