| 02 Sep 2007 03:39 pm |
George Zimmer Guest | HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO’S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.
AND THIS IS WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU. YOU FAGGOTS RUINED CHUCK NORRIS FOR EVERYBODY WITH YOUR DICK JOEKS AND NOW I’M SO ENRAGED, I HAD TO VIOLENTLY DEFILE A POOR LASS FROM THE SLUMS OF SOME NO-NAME CITY IN AMERICA JUST TO CALM MYSELF DOWN. THE STREETS OF THIS LOSER TOWN ARE NOW SWIMMING IN MY DNA PROTEIN THANKS TO YOU GUYS AND PERHAPS YOU ARE TASTING THIS AS I SPEAK. I GUARANTEE IT. | |
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| 02 Sep 2007 04:51 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 8  Joined: 10 Feb 2007 Posts: 2,479 OFFLINE | .... cool. ---
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| 02 Sep 2007 04:51 pm |
Regular Rep: 1 Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 913 OFFLINE | George Zimmer wrote:
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO’S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.
AND THIS IS WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU. YOU FAGGOTS RUINED CHUCK NORRIS FOR EVERYBODY WITH YOUR DICK JOEKS AND NOW I’M SO ENRAGED, I HAD TO VIOLENTLY DEFILE A POOR LASS FROM THE SLUMS OF SOME NO-NAME CITY IN AMERICA JUST TO CALM MYSELF DOWN. THE STREETS OF THIS LOSER TOWN ARE NOW SWIMMING IN MY DNA PROTEIN THANKS TO YOU GUYS AND PERHAPS YOU ARE TASTING THIS AS I SPEAK. I GUARANTEE IT.
lmao what the fuck...
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| 03 Sep 2007 01:39 am |
I'm the vanguard of your destruction Rep: 54 Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 6,956 OFFLINE | ....wtf........ ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 09:37 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15 Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | Anyways... does anyone here listen to Kamelot, Blind Guardian, Symphony X, or Rhapsody of Fire? ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 09:41 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22 Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Sorry, not big on power metal. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 09:45 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | Ahh, yeah I can’t get enough of the symphonic power metal. I got another DragonForce album today... Sonic Firestorm.
Oh and yesterday was my 16th birthday... I got $80 so i’m gunna get Halo 3 on September 25. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 09:53 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Wow, 16? Man, Im not turning 16 till April 19. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:09 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | Yeah, one year closer to my retirement. I got a haircut too, now I look like fucking Adam Sandler. =/
Gay.
I always thaught you were at least 17. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:13 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | No, Im 15. Such a young one. Still a bastard. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:22 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | Hmm looks like I need to change my age on my personal profile and delete those gay mall looking pictures of me.
Adam Sandler ftw.
Don’t worry i’m a bastard too. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:29 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | You look like adam sandler? I did not think that. And dont worry, I probably look a lot worse than you. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:42 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
You look like adam sandler? I did not think that. And dont worry, I probably look a lot worse than you.
Lol have you even posted a picture of yourself before? I want long hair that goes past my shoulders, kindof like Herman Li, but they would never allow that at this shitty school.
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:45 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | Yeah, think 5’10, 180 lbs of ugly patheticness in band shirts, jeans, basketball shoes, and wavy poofy hair. And I dont know how to post pictures, and I dont have a digital camera. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:55 pm |
Addict (beyond 1337) Rep: 15Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Posts: 9,255 OFFLINE | fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:
Yeah, think 5’10, 180 lbs of ugly patheticness in band shirts, jeans, basketball shoes, and wavy poofy hair. And I dont know how to post pictures, and I dont have a digital camera.
Ahh, well I don’t care... I still think your pretty fucken cool.
I weigh like 170... but i’m like 6’4”
Basketball shoes? I thaught you said you had some boots form the army surplus store?
I want some boots so bad...
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| 03 Sep 2007 10:57 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | I have boots, a pair of basketball shoes, and my ratty pair of converse. ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 11:08 pm |
Regular Rep: 1Joined: 25 Jul 2007 Posts: 913 OFFLINE | Cool, well aren’t there any other metal fans at your school that you talk to? ---
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| 03 Sep 2007 11:13 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 26 Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 4,186 OFFLINE | Theres only a couple metal kids at my school, and all of em' are into it just because of the “scene”......just think of a kid switching from hardcore 50 cent fan to hardcore slayer fan within a couple weeks, yep my school is filled with complete douche bags | |
| 03 Sep 2007 11:15 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | the117gamer wrote:
Cool, well aren’t there any other metal fans at your school that you talk to?
Lemme think.......
Theres on that I talk to, and a few others that I dont. Most people are pseudo punk/skater/scene/emo/indie..
I call it popternativeindiemo.
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| 03 Sep 2007 11:18 pm |
Live like an angel, die like a devil Rep: 22Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 12,803 OFFLINE | anti-moviecodec. wrote:
Theres only a couple metal kids at my school, and all of em' are into it just because of the “scene”......just think of a kid switching from hardcore 50 cent fan to hardcore slayer fan within a couple weeks, yep my school is filled with complete douche bags
Yeah, thats what its become. A crappy, MTV watered down scene.
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