Screams of Baltith: The MvC Metal Clan

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO’S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.



AND THIS IS WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU. YOU FAGGOTS RUINED CHUCK NORRIS FOR EVERYBODY WITH YOUR DICK JOEKS AND NOW I’M SO ENRAGED, I HAD TO VIOLENTLY DEFILE A POOR LASS FROM THE SLUMS OF SOME NO-NAME CITY IN AMERICA JUST TO CALM MYSELF DOWN. THE STREETS OF THIS LOSER TOWN ARE NOW SWIMMING IN MY DNA PROTEIN THANKS TO YOU GUYS AND PERHAPS YOU ARE TASTING THIS AS I SPEAK. I GUARANTEE IT.

.... cool.

George Zimmer wrote: HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO’S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.



AND THIS IS WHY I’M BETTER THAN YOU. YOU FAGGOTS RUINED CHUCK NORRIS FOR EVERYBODY WITH YOUR DICK JOEKS AND NOW I’M SO ENRAGED, I HAD TO VIOLENTLY DEFILE A POOR LASS FROM THE SLUMS OF SOME NO-NAME CITY IN AMERICA JUST TO CALM MYSELF DOWN. THE STREETS OF THIS LOSER TOWN ARE NOW SWIMMING IN MY DNA PROTEIN THANKS TO YOU GUYS AND PERHAPS YOU ARE TASTING THIS AS I SPEAK. I GUARANTEE IT.

lmao what the fuck...

....wtf........

Anyways... does anyone here listen to Kamelot, Blind Guardian, Symphony X, or Rhapsody of Fire?

Sorry, not big on power metal.

Ahh, yeah I can’t get enough of the symphonic power metal. I got another DragonForce album today... Sonic Firestorm.

Oh and yesterday was my 16th birthday... I got $80 so i’m gunna get Halo 3 on September 25.

Wow, 16? Man, Im not turning 16 till April 19.

Yeah, one year closer to my retirement. I got a haircut too, now I look like fucking Adam Sandler. =/


Gay.


I always thaught you were at least 17.

No, Im 15. Such a young one. Still a bastard.

Hmm looks like I need to change my age on my personal profile and delete those gay mall looking pictures of me.

Adam Sandler ftw.

Don’t worry i’m a bastard too.

You look like adam sandler? I did not think that. And dont worry, I probably look a lot worse than you.

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: You look like adam sandler? I did not think that. And dont worry, I probably look a lot worse than you.

Lol have you even posted a picture of yourself before? I want long hair that goes past my shoulders, kindof like Herman Li, but they would never allow that at this shitty school.

Yeah, think 5’10, 180 lbs of ugly patheticness in band shirts, jeans, basketball shoes, and wavy poofy hair. And I dont know how to post pictures, and I dont have a digital camera.

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: Yeah, think 5’10, 180 lbs of ugly patheticness in band shirts, jeans, basketball shoes, and wavy poofy hair. And I dont know how to post pictures, and I dont have a digital camera.

Ahh, well I don’t care... I still think your pretty fucken cool.

I weigh like 170... but i’m like 6’4”

Basketball shoes? I thaught you said you had some boots form the army surplus store?

I want some boots so bad...

I have boots, a pair of basketball shoes, and my ratty pair of converse.

Cool, well aren’t there any other metal fans at your school that you talk to?

Theres only a couple metal kids at my school, and all of em' are into it just because of the “scene”......just think of a kid switching from hardcore 50 cent fan to hardcore slayer fan within a couple weeks, yep my school is filled with complete douche bags

the117gamer wrote: Cool, well aren’t there any other metal fans at your school that you talk to?

Lemme think.......




Theres on that I talk to, and a few others that I dont. Most people are pseudo punk/skater/scene/emo/indie..



I call it popternativeindiemo.

anti-moviecodec. wrote: Theres only a couple metal kids at my school, and all of em' are into it just because of the “scene”......just think of a kid switching from hardcore 50 cent fan to hardcore slayer fan within a couple weeks, yep my school is filled with complete douche bags

Yeah, thats what its become. A crappy, MTV watered down scene.