Youre finished, a second round exit, you fell quick//
Bitch I’m Amir Kahn, you’re Andreas kotelnik//
Which means Im Asian pride, youre just plane status//
on his account page thats me n my mate famous//
im so quick the g force gives me a flat face look//
now ima lay down the rules seen as youre my new neighbour//
if you play “jin” n “Chinese Food” full volume//
Ill play gin n Chinese fools n then run on you//
n don’t talk bull shit like ya do cos ima bulldozer//
a site full of yanks n u stand alone dont ya//
if u drink Budweiser even ill drink bud but wiser//
n send u home to states with a hangover the size of china//
Opponent:Moose
Your British so Stick to the Tea and the Krumpets
You get Played like a Wii and u Blow like trumpets
Your voice I cant understand you flow like muppets
I’m Like God to you I decide your fate u my puppet
I’m your new 'Neighbor?' Well I play the game
like 'Monopoly' So I dare This Bitch To Land
on 'my Property!'
Systematically Proactively I’m Frying this prey
Actively like Chicken on the Rotissery!
Burn em and put em out of his Misery/
You’ve Been Smoking the Weed and Seed Your
Spitting Fictionaries/ If we looked up 'unknown'
in todays Dictionaries There would be a Picture
of 'that Dude'
Winner:Statuz
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Light pole barrel,chopper stupid long/
New Orleans nigga, I get super dome/ Lil Wayne - Wasted
Bitch I’m Amir Kahn, you’re Andreas kotelnik//
Which means Im Asian pride, youre just plane status//
Kotelnik that Asian boxer right?
Asian pride plane status line had me laughing.
I didn’t get the account page famous line can you explain that moose?
I was expecting to find some funny shit on his page that would make it
a hard punchline but nothing really.
Your best lines were the I’m Asian pride and your plane status and
the im so quick the g force gives me a flat face look (were you saying
asians have flat faces right?)
The bud line didn’t make sense at first than you connected it with the last line
aha you stupid.
Statuz came out punching tea and krumpets/ wii and blow trumpets
he rhymed the bar nicely and funny.
Originality: tie Both had it
Punch Lines: moose last bar was funny but statuz had Monopoly
and I’m Like God to you I decide your fate u my puppet
Its hard going first but you should have responded
to that before dateline was over Moose.
Personals: Statuz had it Moose had some too like plane status and the jin line because of his avatar
but..
Your British so Stick to the Tea and the Krumpets/1st personal
Your voice I cant understand you flow like muppets/2nd personal (was talking about that
recording you made)
If we looked up 'unknown'
in todays Dictionaries There would be a Picture
of 'that Dude'/3rd personal (were you talking about his location Statuz? or mc career)
Overall: Both came at it in a funny way but I’ll go with Statuz
he came a bit harder.
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Hard to define this heart of mine the Lion symbolize the grind
Legion Flow wrote:
Bitch I’m Amir Kahn, you’re Andreas kotelnik//
Which means Im Asian pride, youre just plane status//
Kotelnik that Asian boxer right?
Asian pride plane status line had me laughing.
I didn’t get the account page famous line can you explain that moose?
I was expecting to find some funny shit on his page that would make it
a hard punchline but nothing really.
Your best lines were the I’m Asian pride and your plane status and
the im so quick the g force gives me a flat face look (were you saying
asians have flat faces right?)
The bud line didn’t make sense at first than you connected it with the last line
aha you stupid.
Statuz came out punching tea and krumpets/ wii and blow trumpets
he rhymed the bar nicely and funny.
Originality: tie Both had it
Punch Lines: moose last bar was funny but statuz had Monopoly
and I’m Like God to you I decide your fate u my puppet
Its hard going first but you should have responded
to that before dateline was over Moose.
Personals: Statuz had it Moose had some too like plane status and the jin line because of his avatar
but..
Your British so Stick to the Tea and the Krumpets/1st personal
Your voice I cant understand you flow like muppets/2nd personal (was talking about that
recording you made)
If we looked up 'unknown'
in todays Dictionaries There would be a Picture
of 'that Dude'/3rd personal (were you talking about his location Statuz? or mc career)
Overall: Both came at it in a funny way but I’ll go with Statuz
he came a bit harder.
amir kahn is a british asian boxer that beat andreas kotelnik (im amir kahn hes kotelnik therefore im asian pride)
and he had this on his account page.
there both white therefore thats me n my mate famous so again im asian pride.
... hes not
im so quick the g force gives me a flat face look//-this is a shit line n i wish i never used it
if u drink Budweiser even ill drink bud but wiser//
n send u home to states with a hangover the size of china// - & the 1st line of this bar is shit too n i wish i never used it
so if i do lose im not guuna feel cheated cos i deserve to loose if u ask me. he had the better spit, end of.
n thanks oh hai
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Moose E.B. AKA CartOOn Villain
Last edited 29 Oct 2009 09:47 am by That Dude Moose E.B.
That Dude, you were ok, had a few solid punches, but you gotta work at just coming with harder disses at your opponent.
Statuz, not really sure what happened in that last line. did you forget to rhyme or something? lol Other than that though, this was the hardest I’ve seen you come in a battle, especially with that monopoly line
Youre finished, a second round exit, you fell quick//
Bitch I’m Amir Kahn, you’re Andreas kotelnik//
Which means Im Asian pride, youre just plane status//
on his account page thats me n my mate famous//
im sayin i beat him so im asian pride, n the reason why im sayin this is because he had on his account page.... WHITE ASIAN PRIDE DUDES!!. so the last bar wraps the 1st up.
i think that & this were my only good bars n i think they beat most of azns. the only reason why i lost and admit i lost is cos the rest of my spit were fillers.
if you play “jin” n “Chinese Food” full volume//
Ill play gin n Chinese fools n then run on you//
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Moose E.B. AKA CartOOn Villain
Last edited 30 Oct 2009 06:34 am by That Dude Moose E.B.
