yo battle me please ima get things started

Well lets go so i can kill it/
i got so much talent im about to spill it/
you dont know what you got comin to ya/
i gotta flow so good its gonna burn ya/
i got a flow so hot its like lava/
i spit so hot it burns ya...in tha 3rd degree/
i feel kinda bad that you cant be like me/
but its plain to see aint none of you got the drive/
or the will to survive or to strive in tha thug game/
i aint gonna name no names but im better than them/
you all act tough and bad/
when ya値l look rough and sad/
ya値l think you some gangstas trying to be the best/
but you should be put to the test/
battle me cuz im the best/
but then again every dog has his day/
shit but that will be the day that i turn whack/
after this none of ya値l are gonna make a comeback/
because you will all see that none of ya値l can beat me/
aint none of you that can see me/
cuz im on top/
ya値l on tha bottom/
you all try to be like pac and biggie but what happened to them?some niggaz shot弾m/
ya値l like rotten food you aint good/
you all aint hood you may be real and speak from the heart
but shit once you start i get sleepy/
or i get weepy because the rhymes that ya値l kick is some straight bullshit/
and i feel bad because im on some g shit/
and if you think you gonna beat me you betta see/
that if you wanna challenge me ima come with the lyrical beatdown/
its gonna be a meltdown/
because the shit that i kick is on a nuclear scale/
nah fuck dat its global/
im so good im better than all ya/
cuz ya値l some fake ass bitches/
i bet that stings and itches/
i told ya値l i come straight hard/
but if you want some just to let you know i always hold the best cards/
so bring it/
and i値l be done with you real quick/

Yo man that is some pretty awesome shit, the best ive seen on this site. u dont follow everyone elses line with the physical shit and the family jokes. but heres where it gets tricky:

yo,
my name is mtown,
and your in my town!
get ready punk cos the time has come,
are you ready to die, cos the good die young!
im ready but i just cant be killed,
but maybe you’re my first opponent who is skilled!
so then for my time you wont be billed.
i aint the best,
but im certainly better than the rest,
of you fake rappers!
cos when life gets hard and you walk away im left sayin “oh well shit happens”
cos hip hops a lifestyle and it cant be taught,
its not what you thought,
rapping is only part of it and your place in the lifestyle cant be bought,
so cherish and hold onto this part,
you play in it and your art.
cos that’s exactly what rapping is, like picaso or da vinci,
we make perfection but we only human we arent invinci-
ble so it doesnt matter wether your black or white ill take you down just to show you who you’re messin with,
i hate you! nah i dont im just checkin if,
you’re listening or if youre gonna shoot off at the mouth without payin attention without seein what i have to say!
so till you can really challenge me, good night good luck and have a nice day!

puttin other peoples lines in yo rhymes/
thinkin you the shit when we really know you the bitch/ thinkin your as funny as richard pryar/
ima fold you up and put you in the dryer till you start on fire/
this shit gonna be like a movie on high speed connection so yall better bring your fukin protection/
Ima let you have it/
My name aint fukin rabbit/
but i can still rhyme like a fukin savage/
try n hate on me i’ll attack you like fukin HIV virus/
you’ll be lookin like miley cyrus doped up on crack/
ill be waitin for you to be back with some kind of line/
but the thing is you cant fukin rhyme/
youll be looking as green as a fukin lime/
cant afford nothin but that 10 cent rhyme/
you scared to hit that bong unlike cheech and chong/
you run at the smell of that chronic/
in search of that gin and tonic/
you should get yo rhymes straight b4 you post em on myspace/
cause u gonna have to work your magic if you think you gonna be sellin that havick.

yo,
dont you ever tell me that im fuking stealing my rhymes,
ive said this shit befor but i hope you get it this time,
so take care to read every wor of every line!
EVERY RAP IVE EVER RAPPED HAS BEEN 100 PERCENT MINE!
you think its “cool” to smoke weed?
you like a cancer, not HIV,
you right now just a seed,
we bringin our protection,
so when you spread like an infection,
the only dead people are the ones mentioned in your section
mentioning rabbit like you think you’re eminem,
fake slim shady, cant even make it on channel ten,
i seen you on tv you were the biggest loser,
while everyone was excersizin you went on a diet of vodka cruisers,
you lost wait but destroyed your marriage now your wifes with me,
you gotta give it up baby cant you see,
that you aint got shit and your easy to beat!

even though i may be an entree its better than a fukin wannabe/
i dont even need to read yo lines its a waiste of my time/
tryin say im slim shady to bad if i was rich in famous ya’ll would know what my fukin name is/
metionin my personal problems in yo rhymes like you some kind of teacher or maybe some kind of fukin preacher/
tryin say u dont smoke weed whats yo drug of choice crack maybe speed?/
bitch sayin you dont get physical now its fukin critical/
you talk bout ma family like you some kinda real man n you dont even got one fan/
so you betta put the mic down b4 ya get wiped out/
dont eva be sayin im slim with that little grin you aint eva gone win/
betta talk to yo wife b4 you pay dat cable bill bitch can you even afford cable reception with this recession/
you filled with adrenaline and rage cause u was born to make that minimum wage/
yo stupid ass will neva get a raise/
i neva said i was cool cause i smoke weed/
but you got one thing right i aint no fukin breed/
you a uptight bitch who married a trailer park witch/
you prolly over the age of thirty rightin rhymes on the internet thinkin u the shit/
but im be gone but i wont be long you could come along but u scared of da bong/

yo,
i been gone for a while but im back,
see you still talkin bout crack,
weed, bongs and the size of your dick!
tiny little prick,
now im warmed up, here we go,
cos the biggest part of you is your ego,
dude dont you realise the ammo you gave me,
by the time that im finished youll be saying, save me!
see the reason we dont know you is cos your talent is sessional,
tried to get on the biggest loser and they said no proffesionals,
you say im mentioning your personal problems g?
are you saying that your an alcaholic with HIV?
But I know your name you just another white boi,
screams at christmas when he doesnt get the right toy.
but youll never be rich and youll never be famous,
because your rhymes are the same as,
the shit i saw online it was funny shit dot com,
cos your rhymes are a joke you are sadam and im the bomb,
You see You started out good but shit blew up in your face,
groped the wrong lady and she got you with mace,
and while you were blind we rapped you in lace,
and threw you out the window..........SPLAT!
you landed on an old ladies cat,
and she beat you down with her hat,
probably cracked your cranium,
poisoned cos her hat was lined with uranium,
we got you in handcuffs cos people see how insane i am,
and it seems pretty obvious that you are getting mad,
thats kinda sad.
its not that bad,
its just a battle they aint nothin but words,
but you look like a farmer who just lost his herds,
go practice your lines bro and come back with better shit,
yo, this is it,.
time to deliver the final line that will beat you down,
drive you underground,
tail between your legs hidin,
and if you dont come back we really dont mind and,
in a few years there will be reported site ings,
nut thats ok cos youll see what the worlds become and you will die frightnened.

This topic makes me want to cry.

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why does it make you want to cry?

why dont you guys do this on youtube or upload an mp3 or something, it would be interesting to see if any of you can ACTUALLY rap, and not just write things that kind of rhyme

i can but i dont have a recording system

you don’t need a recording system, get a $5 pc microphone, plug it into the 3.5mm Mic In socket on your pc and download audacity for free, add a 5/4 drumbeat or something and encode to mp3

Gunslang wrote: you don’t need a recording system, get a $5 pc microphone, plug it into the 3.5mm Mic In socket on your pc and download audacity for free, add a 5/4 drumbeat or something and encode to mp3

He’s a rapper, slow that down for him.

Gunslang wrote: why dont you guys do this on youtube or upload an mp3 or something, it would be interesting to see if any of you can ACTUALLY rap, and not just write things that kind of rhyme

yes do that

Thanks to KingBoo my bro for the signature.

Pandora wrote: This topic makes me want to cry.

Indeed.

my name is mmm.......
it dos’nt mean i can rap like MNM
its jst my part f my trick...
i will mak u lick my dick....
dont let it slip.....or i will mak u trip..
nigga dont wana fly......
i will b da reason for ur mamma to cry...
u mak me wana do it......
ur gona puik fulid............
agree.....u did a crime..........
it dosent mean u shld also rap in rhyme...
i will put my socks on ur face...
jst smell it and feel da taste...
hav it all for fun...
go home and teach ur son....
if he dosent learn then call me i will giv u a gun

Now what’s this arguin'
Is this a battle that i’m in?
If i “drop it like it hot”
Then won’t it be a sin
to beat you at your game
man i’m so acclaimed
if i ever had a record deal
you’d always hear my name
I aint gonna rap about
my style and the “classic” hood
Cause I live in the countryside
by a river in the woods
Icemagic101, you reckon you are cold
but i know that i am colder
and i walk aong the street
with this talent on my shoulder
Sometimes it does slip
i got to hoist it up
see my lyrics as i spit
but man your outta luck
Just getting to you MTown
see you cowering in fear
but crack open a budweiser
and listen why im here
Did it ever occur to you
while your writing rhymes
that you could be doing better
your wasting all your time.
In the real rapping world
you wouldn’t last 5 seconds
you say the good die young
Well a later grave beckons.
And MMM If your reading back your rap
it turns into a song
cause a rap is meant to rhyme
but you’ve spelt your words wrong.
I think you meant fluid
quality has been defiled
how on earth could you do it
shooting your own child????
Talk about his son learning,
I think we need a school
to teach you some respect
your obnoxious but i’m cool

Also, i didn’t swear once in that which i am pretty pleased with

fucksake... losers

Plasjas, MMM, normally i would make some sort of attempt to battle and then beat you guys, but it hardly seems fair. You guys arent rappers, ur rhyming words and calling it rap. That was an imbarassment to the hip hop nation. WORST RAP EVER!

niguh u wack im sick of seein all these fake boys that claim they kno how to rap . how do the fake boyz kno how to ryme they wastin there time. u fakes betta chill befo the blood spill cuz when the guns pop u bitchez drop. born an raised in the 801 we be caryin gun cuz when we see dem cops we dont run .ICEMAGIC u bringin a knife to a gun fight now imma pop led in yo head and tell me if it feels right son this is thefast and furious ill fuk u up so bad your head will be delirous u claim to be the thug but youve never seen blood cuz with the cholos on the block this shit will never stop and with crips down the street will never restin peace you say u got flo but yo my hoes hoes got mo flo than yo wack ass shit Ice magic says hes got game yo i make it rain so tell me what happens when yo ice meets my flame. you said you went hard but i kno some kids that betta than u and they retards man u weak your about to be deceace cuz i murderd u on this battle so rest in peace!