your best rhymes

i am pretty good at dis enit....i shall give you another one..and i am soo good at this you can all copy them...-thinking to self 'i am soo nice'


yo yo yo yo yo.....feeel this dog
big up caldecotte pot heads...

its 7:16
i am cooking my rice and beans
when out of the darkness step’s ..DARTH VADER..
me-oh-my-gosh i wasnt expecting you
darth-yeh i came from my spaceship. i needed a big poo
me-but darth dont u have toilets on the dark star
darth-yeah i do but my wife bloked’em with a bra
me-ok darth...you can use the shitter but i would watch out because i left...a REALLY BIG TURD IN THERE LAST FUKING WEEK INIT

yes writen by yours trully XxXgeorgexXx the only 13 year old that knows how to rime

ok someone wanted to talk so what you want

yo that shit was funny lol,but i can tell you a rookie,dont take offence to this shit dawg,im just practicing.

wats up “george”, im here to challange yo bitch ass to a battle//
and to kick this shit off,heres my intro fo this battle//
you need to stop eatin fish,and suckin cock fo' money//
you need to be schooled on how to rhyme properly sonny/
you dont know shit about spittin in this game//
step up to the plate, and try to clear your name//
you aint hard,you just another bitch ass trick//
that runs and hides when shit gets thick//
so drop your shit,let me see yo finest//
icould’na got here any earlier or later,now thas what you call timing.

yo that shit was funny lol,but i can tell you a rookie,dont take offence to this shit dawg,im just practicing.

wats up “george”, im here to challange yo bitch ass to a battle//
and to kick this shit off,heres my intro fo this battle//
you need to stop eatin fish,and suckin cock fo' money//
you need to be schooled on how to rhyme properly sonny/
you dont know shit about spittin in this game//
step up to the plate, and try to clear your name//
you aint hard,you just another bitch ass trick//
that runs and hides when shit gets thick//
so drop your shit,let me see yo finest//
icould’na got here any earlier or later,now thas what you call timing.

-oh my bad,didnt mean to post that shit twice.

yo yo yo your computer is wack so go buy a mack a ma ma ma ma big mac

for joey..

yo btich,your rhymes are wack
they fucked up fo sure,
you must be on crack
sniffing to many white lines
you got too much time
and you wasting mine
so while i spit my rhymes
i dis yours at the same time
cos my shit you cant compare to,
i’ll fuck you up good fool
im the chitty chitty witout tha
bang bang
i rock tha rhyme,rep you out fool
i’ll break your neck,arm,you leg and your ankle
turn yo ass up and down
cos im the best fuckin battling g,
witout a doubt

check out my page, i rap and produce,

http://www.myspace.com/downstairsmusic

thanks
~DownStairs Records~

Im back and now i dont know many people on here lol
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yo momma is so fly
WHAT
ya she dam fly
i see her in da sky
that her fly is open
and i reply
AND SAY DAMN!

eminem is so gay
he is a dam stray
he thinks he can sway
but he cant pay
to pray
he chews on hay
to stay
eminem will always be gay

she thinks she is pretty
she takes pitty
on a kitty
she still shity
being gritty
she is outa the city

If your having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 Problems and a bitch aint 1

yall cant make rhymes here is a rhyme mom and dad teach me right from wrong they told me not to gang bang so i just hang out at the house you went find a mouse every time you try to smoke all you do is choke while you sell drugs on the street im making a beat

yall cant make rhymes here is a rhyme mom and dad teach me right from wrong they told me not to gang bang so i just hang out at the house you went find a mouse every time you try to smoke all you do is choke while you sell drugs on the street im making a beat

tabbo r u on fak tabaco
u aint got da flow
u iz slow
so get low
ima pro

i aint hatin u tabo stop actin hard

man yous a punk
from miles away i can smell your funk
don’t worry this ain’t the end
i aint got a girl
better than a boyfreind
don’t laugh boy i have the power ill wash you up like you took a shower
how you like that man thats the boom
i did something with your mom in the other room
oooooooooooooooo

are yall dudes serius that sucked here is like my 100th best flow and it is better than anyone elses on this topic

yo listen up i’m the real king of the south/
fuck TI and anyone who will be running there mouth/
i’m here to resurect the rap game like pac into makaveli/
and i rep TX on my back and on my belly/
And i’m not even 18 like the bitches fucking with R Kelley/
you think you hotter than me you need to get a cat scan/
see if you got brain damage hit in the head with a frying pan/
i can go all day but i think i should stop here/
anyone think they can out rhyme me put your post right there/

HA ha ha ha.

Wtf was that. How you gon tell T.I. to fuck himself. Ha thats hilarious. Lol. I jus had to laugh at that.

U say fuck T.I. like you are the king,
But ur really The Game and u busting a tongue ring,
How u gon act like Texas is coming back on the map,
If you not even 18, then how u figure that,
I get props from Jay, I get props from Buck,
I get props from every bitch that u never fucked,
And coming down that is a whole lot of girlz,
R.Kelly fucks 16 year olds and u fuck 12’z.
How u gon act like u the best on this site,
Ur sites alright, but im knocking you out overnight,
Its a good thing i found this forum finally,
Coz aint no way ur ass keep on igniting it.
U can call me what u want, but i dont like your shit,
So try take the piss out me with a 69 clip,
Pointed at ur chest and i laughin with the trigger ready,
Bout to blow ur heart and u already beggin,
For me to put it down and be reasonable and shit,
And i say sorry bitch, one more bullet to an empty clip!