your best rhymes

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.R.3.A.L.1.T.Y. wrote: ...?

nevermind...

Bitch, don’t be testin' me, I’m shit you can’t handle,
I burn deep to the core, you don’t even break the mantle.
Take my reign back, like the U.S. to Britain,
Didn’t even get started and you already trippin'.
Ain’t a fighter, a soldier, I’m a rhymin' assassin,
I’m like King Arthur and you the pussy-ass dragon.
Throw you around, and smash you on the table,
You came in mad confident, now you mad unstable.
See, no one here be rappin' better than I do,
And I was on my own, see, you had someone to guide you.
Open my inventory, take a look inside,
M-16s and ooies, everything you can find.
Load it, cock it, pull the trigger, watch the bullet shoot,
Ain’t goin' for the judge, the juror, no it’s headin' straight for you!
I took the SATs on the day I wa starvin',
Next thing I know, I’m goin' straight to Harvard.
I got in as a student, and I left as a dean,
'cause I’m witty,I’m bright, and I got an eye that’s keen.
When the teacher asked me why I didn’t have a pencil,
I said I write with flows and a prodigious stencil.
I’m, the valedictorian of the story,
'cause I make it sound interestin', and y’all make it sound boring.
Everyone here, calls me the prodigy,
Even the nerds kiss my boots, they all say, “On it, 'G!"

-Original work by me, Shehdaat H.

wat up its assasin bout to take over while you bitches r in hibernation i own this rap game and im goin to assasinate this nation anyone fuck wit da hood i nock yo face in so whos going to battle a god given creation im 12 years old n already got hoes i make dat doe and stay on the low cuz i dont fuck wit dat 5 0 soo fuck wit we a slap you up then youll be on the corner as my hoe makin my doe soo fuckk all yall im the real shit makin my money and slappin yo bitch

every time I’ve heard that a fight was spurred
I see a ghetto bird, I know that somethin’s occured
damn, it’s absurd, tho' that’s not the word preferred
but on the subject of me? yes, I’m overweight, but I’m healthy
I whipped anoexia’s ass, then I became wealthy
and brother, if you dope, then I is crack
and I’m an AK if you claim to be a Mac
now let’s backtrack to who I am
my name ain’t Sam but I still eat green eggs and ham
it’s the M to the ista; yes, I banged ya sista
twisted transista, last name is flow and I dissed ya
and while you is runnin' 'round, ghetto blastin'
I’ve been makin' an ill style that is everlastin'
I came, I saw, and ya know that I always conquered
started the show sober, left completely bonkered
I calculate my comfort zone with how baggy the hoody
I calculate pyrotechnics on how crappy the goodie

I could make better, but this is what I’ve compiled after writin' random crap down with no beat playin'.

I play games all day and my mom buys my clothes.
girls dont like me and i got a big nose.
UHHH OHHH its your white boy in this thang
you sit right there and check out this game
and by game, i mean call of duty
girls dont like me so ill never get that booty
this rap battle just aint no fair
i got the cheats. right left ex be square
Im like zelda on crack, i got nine lives
you aint like me but dont despise.
I used to play sports, but i never got to start.
my only problem was i got a huge heart.
gettin on my level is an impossible task
try all you want but you will never pass
if you can beat this rap ill suck your dick
i swear you never will so go ahead and quit.

Lots of people faking their identity
But I´m not the one who is twisting the reality
A real gangsta is getting his salary
I doubt any of you actually went to the block
And made the people run in terror with a glock
Don´t front Son
We know you never picked up a gun
A stiku-up kid your not
Even in rapping you ain´t hot
Better get a calm life
Or you just gonna get killed by the knife


Not my best,but hey atleast something.

this is the rhyme time its time for me to do a crime while no pennies but dimmes

i rhyme crazy u rhyme lazy rap is my baby
i rhyme to a rich blind lady and ur mom
pays me
im rich on money
i rhyme crazy lyrically and visually
when the police try to catch they cant see
me cause im known as a mystery and
yall cant even see me on an hd tv

LOOK ILL MAKE THIS RHYME LET ME FUCK UR MOM ONE MORE TIME
IF U DIDNT LIKE THAT KETT THA FUCK OUT OF MINE

God bless you working on a plan to Heaven
Follow the Lord all 24/7 days, GOD is who we praise
even though the devil’s all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I betcha my soul won’t budge
Grudge because there’s no mercy for thugs
Oh what can I do it’s all about our family and how we roll
Can I get a witness let it unfold

MISSION HIP HOP

COPYRIGHTED BY ME!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY

Neva had a holdster keep it on my lap hip hop is not dead it juss had a heart attack. let it die a little control itself a little lil wayne may be crazy wit the game though he moops a litte. I know he be mooping cuz he came juss in time to relax a little but he aint doin juss fine. hes bouncing of the walls like hes the only one there but hip hops got back up so dont put ur shit there. protecting hip hop cuz its all we know. we’re all apart of hip hop but hip hop is our home. comin through the line i say it juss in time we’re making hip hop betta time after time. Jewel incrested mansion wit so much flasin' but hip hop aint the gud liffe its juss a fucking passion. Now i aint taking bad knowing thats my hood i grew up in the slums but im styll all gud.

U know a nigga goin hard when he writing this song this shit is now done but the mission has juss begun

I all alone
all on my own
walking to class
since that day have been pass
I trying make a normal life
but everywhere I go I like fresh meat for the lions

I don’t give a fuck if u can rhyme ill do it better than u even tho this is my first time lovin my ganja aint a crime fuck did u see that I jus typed out a line. U wanna challege me it ok that’s fine. I don’t get scared so trying to intimidate me is a waste of your time. Tell ur mom to stop asking me for my slime, when I pull out my dick her eyes begin to shine. I cant think straight from the brain damage but still im rhyming still I manage. Ill hand ur family ur head on a platter whiteboy u talk more shit then me fuck u talkin about blood splatter. Ur a pussy deep down im gonna diss u so bad u wont be able to do anything but frown. Ur a fucken clown when where in class as soon as you walk in I think to myself o no bozo`s is town. You want a catholic bitch because u know ur bitch is a whore fuck I don’t got time to waste on you anymore so just fuck off whiteboy shitalker cause u know who u are

challege me again and ill jus put my hands on this keybord and rap the best i can mutherfucker ur no gangster if u think that then u must be to blemmed. i wont shake hands then i try to make peace u want beef since u claim ur so sick claim to be the rap beast i challenge u to make some beats ur not hood ur a pussy to say the least. after i kill u im gonna have a feast invite the devil to have a piece of ur flesh cause u know he loves chicken his favourite part is the breast. ur soul is gona i stole it but i dont wanna get booked so im gonna give it to satan to hold it until i see u in hell then ill just take it and mould it into wat i want. In hell im the king so im immune it doesnt matter if u tell i cant get in shit shut ur mouth or better yet keep it open so u can suck my dick.

ur shit is whack you can think watever you want i dont give a crap, stop walking around telling peolple u could rap. cause u know rap is dominated by latinos and blacks. if a white boy wants to make in this game his rhymes cant be whack like urs are ur soul is poor you got nuthin to live for except your hunger for more u wanna dominate every thing but are gonna end up going to the liquor store every day theres no point in trying to hide the fact that ur gay. raging alcoholic thinks he can beat me at my own game. ur just mad cause u wish it was u puffin on that haze.

if ur a lion that means its hunting season in hell a lion would get charged for treason. think about it the devil is the king hes building his army im one of his employees so i gotta do the job or else hes gonna fire me. i gotta fuck u up entirely lyrically and with perfect timing. ur thinkin to urself man y wont a record company ever hire me maybe is cause they can see that ur not worth the work and time. who knows maybe u wil get hired in the next life if ur man enough to survive the pit of fire. u think ur in charge if u grew ur hair ud look a black marge simpson get fucked by homer simpson and screw around with -sideshow bob- cause u like them extra large

if ur a lion that means its hunting season in hell a lion would get charged for treason. think about it the devil is the king hes building his army im one of his employees so i gotta do the job or else hes gonna fire me. i gotta fuck u up entirely lyrically and with perfect timing. ur thinkin to urself man y wont a record company ever hire me maybe is cause they can see that ur not worth the work and time. who knows maybe u wil get hired in the next life if ur man enough to survive the pit of fire. u think ur in charge if u grew ur hair ud look a black marge simpson get fucked by homer simpson and screw around with -sideshow bob- cause u like them extra large

if ur a lion that means its hunting season in hell a lion would get charged for treason. think about it the devil is the king hes building his army im one of his employees so i gotta do the job or else hes gonna fire me. i gotta fuck u up entirely lyrically and with perfect timing. ur thinkin to urself man y wont a record company ever hire me maybe is cause they can see that ur not worth the work and time. who knows maybe u wil get hired in the next life if ur man enough to survive the pit of fire. u think ur in charge if u grew ur hair ud look a black marge simpson get fucked by homer simpson and screw around with -sideshow bob- cause u like them extra large

ur a fake thats y u would challenge a beginner ur a loser but u think ur a winner ill knock ur of ur throne turn u into my joker. ill make u my slave while rolling my joints ill make you make break up paper holder. keep me entertained bitch cause you make me laugh with the stupid shit that you say dont get it wrong i do too but at least i got the excuse that its from all the haze ur that dumb naturally but wat can i say i know its not ur fault that ur going through this phase where u think u can take on the world but ur mind plays tricks on you i been through that like our teacher always say thats what separates the boys from the men after u pass that phase talk to me cause thats when ur considered a man. i got wat i need one g and u dont need to brag about how ur always getting layed cause in a few years ill be with my bitch getting paid, laid mutherfucker dont be jealous cause im so young and already i got it made

i got mile on my techn/ pointing at your dome when u disrespectin/when u aint got the style check then mention/my flows like a disclip suspention/fuckin with this shit like u on a pension/and did i remind u o did i mention/its like im a devil on this section/ dont doubt my flow on this street/ im soo hard u can feel ur soul move to my feet/im pointing my flow one more shot to remain/then im sending holes in and through ur brain/one more thing remains the same/ur a child and ur fears will still attain