20 dirty questions

1)What is your occupation?
Student... atm
2)What color are your socks right now?
Black
3)What are you listening to right now?
Nothing
4)What was the last thing that you ate?
Some kind of noodle meal
5)Can you drive a stick shift?
Not yet
6)If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Navy Blue
7)Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Uhhh... I can’t remember...
8)How old are you today?
18
9)Favorite drink?
Iced Lemon Tea
10)What is your favorite sport to watch?
American Football I suppose
11)Have you ever dyed your hair?
No
12)Pets?
2 of 'em
13)Favorite food?
Dunno... >_> Pizza? Beats me...
14)Last movie you saw?
Uh... Face Off I think
15)Favorite month?
December, not because of Christmas either. I just like the cold.
16)What do you do to vent anger?
Punch things... >_>
17)What was your favorite toy as a kid?
G.I. Joes. ^^
18)What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Fall
19)Hugs or kisses?
Kisses. ^^
20)Cherries or Blueberries?
Blueberries
21)Do you want your friends to email you back?
Yes... T_T
22)Who is most likely to respond?
Allen
23)Who is least likely to respond?
Tera
24)Living arrangements?
What?
25)When was the last time you cried?
Last night... damn song. T_T
26)What is on the floor of your closet?
a mess
27)Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
What?
28)What did you do last night?
Sleep and talk to Becky
29)Favorite smells?
I’m partial to floral scents... >_>
30)What inspires you?
A lot of thinsg
31)What are you afraid of?
Being alone
32)Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Cheese me
33)Favorite dog breed?
Huskey
34)Number of keys on your key ring?
3
35)How many years at your current job?
Not in a job. T_T
36)Favorite day of the week?
Saturday
37)What states have you lived in?
Alabama
38)Favorite holidays?
Anything that gets me out of school. lmao
39)Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
Yeah, both actually.
40)WHO ARE YOU~(YOUR NAME)-
Joshua Allen Kotlowski

Rise of Shinra

1.)Are you kinky?

2.)Have you had sex?

3.)Do you like anal?

4.)Are you bi gay or les?

5.)Do you like to be spanked?

6.)Ever spank someone?

7.)Do you watch porn or have you?

8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)

9.)How do you think you are in bed?

10.)Top or bottom?

11.)Ever done cowgirl?

12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?

13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?

14.)Can I spank you?

15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?

16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?

17.)Whats a fetish of yours?

18.)Bed or couch?

19.)Dominate or be dominated?

20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?

[I might like you better,if we slept together.]

1.)Are you kinky?
Not sure. *thinks*
2.)Have you had sex?
No. :/
3.)Do you like anal?
Probably not
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
None, straight.
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
No
6.)Ever spank someone?
Does a friendly tap count?
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I have...
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Well, no... in that case.
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
I can’t answer this question.... >_> Probably bad...
10.)Top or bottom?
No preference... yet.
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
A what?
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Nooooooo
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Am I?
14.)Can I spank you?
$5
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Kinda
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
penopolis.
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
You know... I have no idea
18.)Bed or couch?
x.x back pains say it all... >_>
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
No comment
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
^^;

Rise of Shinra

Intersting
1.)Are you kinky?
yes
2.)Have you had sex?
I haven’t made a “complete” homerun
3.)Do you like anal?
U mean as receptive if so no...
4.)Are you bi gay or les?
No
5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Well...
6.)Ever spank someone?
yes
7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
yes
8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
hell no
9.)How do you think you are in bed?
???
10.)Top or bottom?
Top
11.)Ever done cowgirl?
no
12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
???
13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
dirty boy
14.)Can I spank you?
yes
15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
yes
16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
“in ur knees”
17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
feet
18.)Bed or couch?
bed
19.)Dominate or be dominated?
dominate
20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
hell yeah...

LMAO!

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skittles u are sick and wrong those are probably the worst 20 questions on this thread... but they are pretty flippin funny lololololololololololololololol... lol

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
Yea baby yeah!

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
I have and do and like it

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
Well for money...even tho its nasty...money yeah prob.

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
No.

5) Would you accept money for sex?
No.

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
HAHAHHA!

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Hmm nope, went two days because I was at a friends house =/

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
Liver and then moose.

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
All the time. My mind is the gutter.

10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
o.o ew

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
No.

12) Are these questions are lame?
Well sorta kinda yeah...

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
Marry me?
YES!

14) Do you like Mud?
Err fun to play in?

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
Yeah when I stayed at a friends house...I went over on last second and had no clothes...

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
No.

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
No....I pick death lol.

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
Choken and then spit and get some motuh wash.

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes >.< lol

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
You have no idea...

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surferdude1212 wrote: skittles u are sick and wrong those are probably the worst 20 questions on this thread... but they are pretty flippin funny lololololololololololololololol... lol

You say it like its a bad thing hurt my feelins

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I AM NOT WE SHOULD ANSWER THOSE SKITS

I’ve learned that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

Am not what?
Yeah I should answer my own qs...

[I might like you better,if we slept together.]

I just have to use my statment [kiss me hug me tell me its going to be ok but most of all love me] alrighty lmao I needed somewhere to put it so I wouldnt forget it.

1.)Are you kinky?
Hells yeah

2.)Have you had sex?
Yeah...with one person and I am with that person..

3.)Do you like anal?
Bahhah whyd I ask that. NO!

4.)Are you bi gay or les?
Yup bi and well confused about alot...

5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Sometimes.

6.)Ever spank someone?
Yup.

7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I have....

8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Yeah...*giggles*

9.)How do you think you are in bed?
well I didint get a complaint from my bf so good.

10.)Top or bottom?
Both.

11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Yup.

12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Yes yeah... don’t comment!

13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
RawR yup

14.)Can I spank you?
*spanks self* just did

15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Yeah I can tell I couldnt.

16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
Fuck me harder

17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
Licking and biteing.

18.)Bed or couch?
Bed.

19.)Dominate or be dominated?
Dominated.

20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
Yes

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SKITTLES666 wrote: 8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
Liver and then moose.

You bitch!

NEREVAR117 wrote:

SKITTLES666 wrote: 8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
Liver and then moose.

You bitch!

I ate moose and I hated it and felt bad
Isint that anough...I don’t even want to eat meat as it is..

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not a place for me im going to go

but befor i go yes yes to all of the qustons that have been asked

1)What is your occupation? high school student
2)What color are your socks right now? white
3)What are you listening to right now? music in my iPod
4)What was the last thing that you ate? rice, egg, and fish
5)Can you drive a stick shift? no i cant
6)If you were a crayon, what color would you be? red
7)Last person you spoke to on the phone? my friend
8)How old are you today? 16
9)Favorite drink? Coke
10)What is your favorite sport to watch? soccer
11)Have you ever dyed your hair? no
12)Pets? a dog
13)Favorite food? chocolate
14)Last movie you saw? hmm...cant tell
15)Favorite month? June, my birthday
16)What do you do to vent anger? i dont know
17)What was your favorite toy as a kid? toy cars
18)What is your favorite, fall or spring? spring
19)Hugs or kisses? i dont know
20)Cherries or Blueberries? berries
21)Do you want your friends to email you back? i like my friends, yes
22)Who is most likely to respond? my friends
23)Who is least likely to respond? my american friends, i think
24)Living arrangements? my stepmom, stepdad and my grandmother
25)When was the last time you cried? i cant remember
26)What is on the floor of your closet? books and clothes
27)Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to? i dont get this question (wonder why my friend sent me this)
28)What did you do last night? i studied
29)Favorite smells? pizza
30)What inspires you? uh...
31)What are you afraid of? nothing i guess
32)Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? cheese
33)Favorite dog breed? fox terrier
34)Number of keys on your key ring? i dont have one
35)How many years at your current job? well i have about a year left wehn i go to college
36)Favorite day of the week? saturday
37)What states have you lived in? i only lived in texas
38)Favorite holidays? xmas
39)Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery? never did
40)WHO ARE YOU~(YOUR NAME)- name is Joon-hyeong Park! american name is John or Peter

1)What is your occupation?
None.

2)What color are your socks right now?
White.

3)What are you listening to right now?
Tyler’s TV.

4)What was the last thing that you ate?
A bite from a meal bar this morning.

5)Can you drive a stick shift?
Yes, but I can’t drive a car. =/

6)If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Black, people like to use me alot. =/

7)Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Matt.

8)How old are you today?
17.

9)Favorite drink?
Starbucks Carmal Frapuccino.

10)What is your favorite sport to watch?
Football. (American.)

11)Have you ever dyed your hair?
Numerous times.

12)Pets?
3 Cats. (Bunny, Katie and Fritsy.)

13)Favorite food?
None.

14)Last movie you saw?
Pulse. (It kinda sucked.)

15)Favorite month?
December.

16)What do you do to vent anger?
Write.

17)What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Toy Dinosaurs.

18)What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Fall.

19)Hugs or kisses?
Both.

20)Cherries or Blueberries?
Cherries.

21)Do you want your friends to email you back?
Sure.

22)Who is most likely to respond?
No one.

23)Who is least likely to respond?
Purple_Ninja. (She only gets on when I tell her to. )

24)Living arrangements?
Uhh.. Huh?

25)When was the last time you cried?
30 minutes ago.

26)What is on the floor of your closet?
Two boxes and a bra.

27)Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
Iunno..

28)What did you do last night?
Take a Norco, Play “The Sims” and than sleep.

29)Favorite smells?
Roses, gasoline.

30)What inspires you?
Sorrow and Anger. Love.

31)What are you afraid of?
Being alone.

32)Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Cheese.

33)Favorite dog breed?
English Bulldog.

34)Number of keys on your key ring?
5.

35)How many years at your current job?
None. Unless you count the kids.. Than 3.

36)Favorite day of the week?
Monday.

37)What states have you lived in?
California.

38)Favorite holidays?
Christmas and Halloween.

39)Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
Yes.

40)WHO ARE YOU~(YOUR NAME)-
Rebecca.

1)What is your occupation?
I still go to school
2)What color are your socks right now?
White
3)What are you listening to right now?
My mom compaining about my brother’s myspace page
4)What was the last thing that you ate?
Smoked salmon soup
5)Can you drive a stick shift?
Got to get a license first
6)If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Dark green
7)Last person you spoke to on the phone?
No idea. It was a prank call.
8)How old are you today?
16
9)Favorite drink?
Mountain Dew
10)What is your favorite sport to watch?
Boxing
11)Have you ever dyed your hair?
No, not really into that stuff
12)Pets?
A cat and a retarded dog that pisses on everything.
13)Favorite food?
Pizza, Salmon, and HOT POCKETS!!!!!!1!11!1!!
14)Last movie you saw?
28 days later
15)Favorite month?
June. Beginning of Summer and hot weather. I like hot weather.
16)What do you do to vent anger?
Kick a pillow over the staircase and yell THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
17)What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Legos. Those were the shit back then.
18)What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Spring
19)Hugs or kisses?
Both
20)Cherries or Blueberries?
Cherries
21)Do you want your friends to email you back?
Sometimes...
22)Who is most likely to respond?
Whoever’s bored
23)Who is least likely to respond?
Whoever’s on XBOX live
24)Living arrangements?
Ummmmmm... what?
25)When was the last time you cried?
2 years ago, when some kid did a football punt on my balls >.<
26)What is on the floor of your closet?
carpet
27)Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this to?
What?
28)What did you do last night?
Studied for finals, took a shower, and went to bed
29)Favorite smells?
Mmmmmmmmmm... Hot pockets
30)What inspires you?
Those dudez on NOVA
31)What are you afraid of?
My own House alarm, and barfing.
32)Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
Cheese and spice
33)Favorite dog breed?
All but the wolf are retarded
34)Number of keys on your key ring?
Key ring?
35)How many years at your current job?
Went to school since I was 5.
36)Favorite day of the week?
Friday.
37)What states have you lived in?
California
38)Favorite holidays?
Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Easter
39)Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery?
I drove an ATV a couple times, and I drove a boat
40)WHO ARE YOU~(YOUR NAME)-
SQUiP? Only Surferdude knows

1.)Are you kinky?
Maybe.

2.)Have you had sex?
Yes.

3.)Do you like anal?
Oh god, No.

4.)Are you bi gay or les?
I’m straight, but if I fell in love with a girl, I’d be open to a relationship.

5.)Do you like to be spanked?
Owwie.

6.)Ever spank someone?
Yess. =]

7.)Do you watch porn or have you?
I have before.. but it’s so.. ew..

8.)Have you ever touched a penis? (not of your own if your a guy)
Yes’m.

9.)How do you think you are in bed?
-5694327/10.

10.)Top or bottom?
Bottom.. I’m lazy.

11.)Ever done cowgirl?
Probably on a drunken night. <_<

12.)Ever been ate out or ate someone out?
Maybe.

13.)Are you a dirty girl/boy?
Maybe.

14.)Can I spank you?
Please?

15.)Can you tell I cant think of much more to say thats dirty?
Indeed.

16.)Whats one dirty thing you like to say?
Dickalicious.

17.)Whats a fetish of yours?
Death.

18.)Bed or couch?
Floor.

19.)Dominate or be dominated?
Depends on my mood.

20.)Was it as good for you as it was for me?
-Smokes a cigarette.-

1.Have you ever contracted a STI?

2.Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once?

3.Have you ever seen someone naked without them knowing?

4.Do you have any fetishes?

5.Have you ever had homosexual fantasies?

6.Have you ever been involved in bondage?

7.If you are female and/or homosexual would you spit or swallow?

8.Shag on the first date?

And i’ve run out of questions....

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skittles sig is the culprit.