20 dirty questions

I’ll go to jail if i participate in this crap... the 30 yom has left the building.

1. have you had sex with a child?
2. have you had sex with the oppisite sex as you?
3. have you had sex with the same sex as you?
4. have you had sex with a panda
5. have you had sex with a turtle
6. have you had sex with a tree
7. have you had sex with yourself
8. have you had sex with a vacuum
9. have you had sex with a t.v
10. have you had sex with a cucumber
11. have you had sex with a dog
12.

firewolf81 wrote: Hmmm dirty questions eh.

1) Are you a sexual deviant?

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?

5) Would you accept money for sex?

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?

10) Have you ever soiled yourself?

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?

12) Are these questions are lame?

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.

14) Do you like Mud?

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?

1) No

2) No

3) Hell yes, for 100 bucks

4) Depends on how expensive it is

5) If it’s somebody hot I’ll do it for free

6) No

7) Yes. Once on a school camp we went for a week and showers weren’t allowed at all.

8) Hungry Jacks

9) Who doesn’t?

10) When I was a kid

11) Yeah, by a bird. Some asshole next to me actually said it’s a sign of good luck

12) Sorta

13) I don’t want to

14) No

15) I change my underwear once every day.... on Pluto.

16) No that’s fucking gross

17) Only if the alternative was Hungry Jacks

18) Spit. Those greenie bastards saying it’s good protien can go munch a bowl of 'em for all I care

19) No

20) Don’t really care

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firewolf81 wrote: Hmmm dirty questions eh.

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
ummm... i like kinky shit, if that’s what you mean

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
not on the mouth



3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
depends.



4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
depends



5) Would you accept money for sex?
depends

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6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
no



7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
yes



8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
milk



9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
fuck yeah



10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
not for 13 years...



11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
no.



12) Are these questions are lame?
yes



13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
shit...



14) Do you like Mud?
meh



15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
yes



16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
fuck no



17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
fuck no



18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
spit



19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
almost



20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
no shit

“Death is inevitable... Welcome it as a friend, and it can’t be your enemy”
What I wouldn’t give to start over...

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
NO
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
NO
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
Yes
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
NO
5) Would you accept money for sex?
Depends
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Yes
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Yes
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
Yes
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Yes
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
No
12) Are these questions are lame?
Not affected by them
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.

14) Do you like Mud?
Used to
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
Yes
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
Rarely
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Depends on the Animal. Could I cook it?

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
Spit
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
Yes

My Turn

1)Have you ever seen 2girls1cup.com and watched the video?

2)What was your reaction?

Zero Gravity

NihilusRavager7780 wrote:
My Turn

1)Have you ever seen 2girls1cup.com and watched the video?

2)What was your reaction?

1) Yes I have.
2) Um I didn’t really have one. I’ve seen worse than that when I was a child.

This is quite disturbing.

Buuuuut, what the hell?

Yes I am a sexual deviant.

lolololololololollollllololooolollollolol

Devon wrote:
10. have you had sex with a cucumber

Devon where did that come from?

Lol.

firewolf81 wrote: Hmmm dirty questions eh.

1) Are you a sexual deviant?

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?

3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?

5) Would you accept money for sex?

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?

10) Have you ever soiled yourself?

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?

12) Are these questions are lame?

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.

14) Do you like Mud?

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?

1)no
2)maybe, but not french, and only to piss them off
3)They have, but didn’t get paid. I get that bastard back!!!
4)Nope
5)Don’t think I would
6)Yes, he’s my friend, and he does that move. Don’t know how they let him.
7)No, wait, maybe as a kid.
8)I think crickets, well, fried crickets with lemon and salt.
9)I suppose
10)As a kid, in class, yes. First grade.
11)Yeah, a bird, my damn mouth. It was closed though. Didn’t make the situation any better. Rinsed like there was no tomorrow.
12)Apparently not if people did them.
13)um...do what now??
14)Yes. Without it, there would be no mud football.
15)Yes.
16)Most likely.
17)A fish, probably. It’s only sushi
18)Spit it out, rip out it’s wings and legs, post it on a board with a tack to make it an example to other flies that want to try the same thing.
19)Yes
20)No, I’m sad now.

Have you ever thought of putting an item in your anus?
yes(aven’t you watched jackass)
Have you ever put an item in your anus?
no thanks mate
Does getting a golden shower turn you on?
nope, it would make me need a shower
Would you have sex with a baby?
you sick mutherf*cker
Would you rather get fucked in the but and have to suck on the penis, or lick someone’s buthole?
lick sum1s ass
Have you ever eaten your own feces?
nope
Have you ever drank your urine?
na mate
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with yourself?
hmmmm, im not sure
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with someone else?
haha i woke up after a party and there was 6 of us tied to a bed hahaha
Do you like handcuffs and whips?
meh
Have you ever had a homosexual sexual expeirence?
feeling ass count? cos im an AFL player hahah
and i’m done

girlyman wrote: Have you ever thought of putting an item in your anus?
yes(aven’t you watched jackass)
Have you ever put an item in your anus?
no thanks mate
Does getting a golden shower turn you on?
nope, it would make me need a shower
Would you have sex with a baby?
you sick mutherf*cker
Would you rather get fucked in the but and have to suck on the penis, or lick someone’s buthole?
lick sum1s ass
Have you ever eaten your own feces?
nope
Have you ever drank your urine?
na mate
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with yourself?
hmmmm, im not sure
What is the kinkiest thing you have done with someone else?
haha i woke up after a party and there was 6 of us tied to a bed hahaha
Do you like handcuffs and whips?
meh
Have you ever had a homosexual sexual expeirence?
feeling ass count? cos im an AFL player hahah
and i’m done

Thought you sounded Aussie.

Oh and AFL player????

What team.....come on, tell us

1) Are you a sexual deviant?

maaaaaybe XD
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?

have done, and will do
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.

no ty

4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?

nooo

5) Would you accept money for sex?

Nooo

6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?

no

7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?

ive gone 1 :S

8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?

a fly

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?

i have LOTS

10) Have you ever soiled yourself?

nobodys perfect!

11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?

a basterd horse ¬_¬

12) Are these questions are lame?

err, just a bit

13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.

i cba

14) Do you like Mud?

yeh!

15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?

Yep.

16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?

yeh, not nice

17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?

why?!

18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?

not worth spittin out

19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Nearly by my sis (and im a girl, eeek)

20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?

not bothered tbh

have you ever tripped and fell on animal shit?

1) are you a sex deviant?
2)have you gotten a orgie/erectum?
3)do you look at hentai or other porn?
4)do you think naughty thought every day?

brawl fc: 5112-3106-6060
mai theme song

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
Maybe
2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
Hell no unless i won a large sum of money
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
Sure sounds fun
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
No
5) Would you accept money for sex?
SUre
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
Yep hah
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Sure
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?
Uhmmm no idea
9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
durhh
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Yep laughing and having to crap dose that
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
Maybe by friends rabbit
12) Are these questions are lame?
No there phun
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
i ccant
14) Do you like Mud?
not rly
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
like for months
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
I dont think so maybe i threw up and swallowed some
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Yeah i have to
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow?
spit i think
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I think so
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?
nope it was fun

Devon wrote: 1. have you had sex with a child?
2. have you had sex with the oppisite sex as you?
3. have you had sex with the same sex as you?
4. have you had sex with a panda
5. have you had sex with a turtle
6. have you had sex with a tree
7. have you had sex with yourself
8. have you had sex with a vacuum
9. have you had sex with a t.v
10. have you had sex with a cucumber
11. have you had sex with a dog
12.

tv?tree?CUCUMBER????

WTF!?

1. have you had sex with a child? When I was a child, yes.
2. have you had sex with the oppisite sex as you? Depends on what you count as sex.
3. have you had sex with the same sex as you? Yeah.
4. have you had sex with a panda? Who hasn’t?
5. have you had sex with a turtle? No, but it’s on my to do list.
6. have you had sex with a tree? I hug trees, not rape them.
7. have you had sex with yourself? Masturbation? Duh?
8. have you had sex with a vacuum? Ow.
9. have you had sex with a t.v? Something like that.
10. have you had sex with a cucumber? My favorite toy.
11. have you had sex with a dog? Bestiality is wrong.

DAAAAY’AAAAAM y’all have waaay too much time your hands.

firewolf81 wrote: Hmmm dirty questions eh.

1) Are you a sexual deviant?
??

2) Would you kiss someone of the same gender?
NO
3) Would you let someone fart right on you face for $100.
For the money yeah
4) Would you pay to have sex with someone?
no
5) Would you accept money for sex?
maybe
6) Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?
No
7) Have you ever gone 3 days without showering/bathing?
Yep
8) Whats the most disgusting/horrifying thing you have eaten?

9) Do you have dirty thoughts?
Duh
10) Have you ever soiled yourself?
Eveyone was a baby once
11) Have you ever been shit on by a animal?
Nope I have ninja reflexes.
12) Are these questions are lame?
Some
13) If you answered yes, post you own question and answer it.
Nah
14) Do you like Mud?
Not really
15) Have you ever worn your undergarments 2 days in a row?
Yep
16) Have you ever eaten your own vomit?
Swallowed it before it got out
17) Would you eat a fresh dead carcass of a animal if you had to?
Probably
18) A fly just flew into your mouth, Spit or swallow
Spit
19) Have you ever been caught masturbating?
No
20) I’m glad this is over, aren’t you?

Yeah