9 easy ways to avoid society
1) Work at home by selling junk on Ebay
2) Make sure 56k internet modem is on 24/7 so no one can get through on the phone
3) Go outside no earlier than 3A.M.(normal people seem to sleep at tis time)
4) Keep up with the latest news via internet
5) Sleep during the day
6) Live on sugary junk food
7) Listen to Morrissy and The Smiths and realize that the world is a bleak place to live
8) Watch T.V. and complain about current Saturday Night Live shows
9) Survive on stuff that was sent to you through mail order
This message has been brought to you by:
The Foaminian Cult Campaign to keep annoying motherfuckers in the house
STAY INSIDE!!!!!
