!Andy Milinokis!

andy is only as old as he thinks

okay forget my question i agree with hayley that is creppy and he should act more his age. cause that is like freakin creppy right there. so i guess its not a rumor. k i aint gonna watch his show no more cause that is just freakin creppy! who ever likes that show is on drugs cause that show is the dumbest thing that i have ever seen and i dsont think that they should even show it anymore!

YOU JUST DON’T APPRECIATE TRUE ART!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING1!!

I got Peas on my head but dont call me a pea-head
Bees on my head but dont call me a bee-head
Bruce Lees on my head but dont call me a lee-head
Now excuse please, I gots to get my tree fed
You wear name brands I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing
Apple: I hate myself
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Cuz its my show you cant tell me what to do
When life gives me lemons i make beef stew
Now its time for me to go you know im gonna rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket
Cuz its my show im andy milinokis
Its my show im smandy smilismokis
Its my show im andy milinokis
*Boom Boom chhh*

he’s pretty funny but the show isn’t the best thing on mtv by no means

hey sadie.

How many times do we need to post the lyrics to the intro song? Good lord. ALSO CAPS LOCKS IS REALLY ANNOYING, BOB! I think that if Andy WAS a kid, there’d be parents in the show, because they could write some funny things between him and his parents.

hey sadie.

It’s:

I rock peas on my head
but don’t call me a peahead
bees on my head
but dont call me a beehead
Bruce Lees on my head
but don’t call a leehead
Now please excuse me
I gots to get my tree fed
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple who love self loathing
“I hate myself!"
Pancakes on my face makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
Its my show you can’t tell me what to do
When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew
So, yo I got to go
Its time for me to rocket
I put Bologna in my left pocket
Speer some cream cheese in my gold locket
its my show, I’m andy milonakis
It’s my show
I’m Smandy Smilanakis
Its my show Im andy milonakis!

I JERK OFF TO ANDY ALL THE TIME! OHOHO YAHYA!
* BEATBEAT BEATBEAT * *Snap*

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To answer some of the questions in this topic:

Andy milonakis (notice the O in milOnakis, not
milInakis, not a fucking I ppl) got his own show
because he is famous for an internet video that he
performed called 'the superbowl is gay'.
Well, it looks like the video spread to the producers of MTV and i guess they felt the need to
give him his own show.

Yes, Andy Milonakis is 29, soon to be 30 in early 2006. No rumor.

And the true and final lyrics to the intro of the Andy Milonakis Show is (which means no more endless lyric posts) are:

I rock peas on my head but, don’t call me a pea-head.

Bees on my head but, don’t call me a bee-head.

Bruce Lees on my head but, dont call me a lee-head.

Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brand but, I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing.
Apple: “I hate myself”

Pancakes on my face make me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

It’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.

When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew.

Yo, I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.

I put some bologna in my left pocket.

I smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.

Cuz its my show im andy milonakis.
It’s my show im shmandy Shmiloshmakis.
Yes, it’s my show im andy milonakis.

my friend said you were 29 cuz u had a disease that made you look like a 14 year old but i dont beleive that so i was just asking

love your biggest fan

stevi

YOU GUYS ARE ALL LOSERS....I WENT ON MY SPACE AND FOUND ANDY MILONAKIS AND IT SAID HE HAD BEEN A MEMBER SINCE 3/6/2000..WAAAY BEFOR ANY EPISODES OF THE ANDY MILINOKIS SHOW, SO I EMAILED HIM AND I ASKED HIM IF HE REALLY WAS 29 AND HE NO HES ONLY 14 ITS JUST SOME DUMB PEOPLE MAKING UP RUMORS....AND ALSO I ASKED HIM WHERE I COULD FIND SOME OF HIS VIDEOS AND I FOUND AN OLD ONE AND HE SAYS “JUST BECAUSE IM A 12 YEAR WHITE FAT KID RAPPER....." SO YOU GUYS ARE JUST REAKLLY GAY AND LISTEN TO ANY BULLSHIT YOU HEAR!!

ahh i luv him hes the coolest andy roxx!!! he has a my space???? lol i wanna see it! blahh so overall he is rlly funny in a rlly stupid way so0o

Not this crap again!

GOD HE IS ONE FAT FUCKIN KID. SHIT! KEEP HIS SORRY ASS AWAY FROM THE GONDAMN HOSTES FACTORY!!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!! GIVE HIM SOME COCAINE AND LET HIM SHRIVEL UP. FUCK HE IS ONE JUNIOR FAT ASS!!!

FUCK ME! HE LOOKS LIKE A PIG BOY! WHY CANT THE WORLD BE BLESSED AND HAVE HIM DIE OF A HERT ATTACK SO WE COULD FFED ALL THOSE STARVING PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?! HE’S BIGGER THAN THE FUCKING STATE OF RHODE ISLAND. bEING A FAT KID HE MUST LOVE CAKE. HE SO FAT, HE GOT SMALLER FAT KIDS ORBITING HIM. THERE IS NO VEHICLE MADE FOR A FAT LARD ASS HIS SIZE. HE HAS MORE CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBOOK. IT TAKES HIM TWO TRIPS TO HAUL ASS, JESUS CHRIST THAT IS ONE FAT FUCKING KID. I JUST WANT HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY......HE WOULD EAT THE CHOCOLATE RIVER IN NO TIME, INHALE TO OOMPALOOMPAS LIKE A LINE OF BLOW. HE COULD BEAT SOME ONE TO DEATH WITH HIS ARM FLAB IF HE STOOD INFRONT OF A FAN! HE’S MORE OF A LARD ASS THAN MY EX KRISTIN MORGAN! FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS, THERE SHOULD BE AL LAW AGAINST HAVING PROPLE SOOOO FAT THAT THEY SLOW THE ORBIT OF THE EART. HIS GRAVITY FIELD IS PULLING THE SUN TOWARDS EARTH. FUCK I HOPE HE NEVER SITS ON ME. HE COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR JAPAN SHOULD HE SWIM IN THE PACIFIC. IT WOULD TAKE MORE JIHADDIST WITH DOUBLE FISTED SWORDS, THAN WE HAVE IN THE WORLD JUST TO CUT BACON OFF HIS BACK. FUCK HE’S FAT. HE LOOK LIKE A BEAR ON A BICYCLE WHEN HE SITS ON A HARLEY FAT BOY. HE MAKE A HARLEY FAT BOY LOOK LIKE A SKINNY BOY. GOD HOW COULD GOD CREATE SOMETHING SO NASTY? I THINK I’LL KILL MYSELF BEFORE HE SMOTHERS THE EARTH WITH HIS ASS..... KILL ME NOW GOD. SEND ME TO HELL!

Andy milinokis is cool i dont c y u all hate him maybe its just cuz hes yonger then all of u and hes got more money then u do idk but hes cool and hes a really god damn lucky fat kid thats all i got to say