Atresac's challenge.

With June 6th 2006 coming soon, there is a lot of hype going on. Is the World coming to an end? How awesome will Maddox’s book be? Well, here’s my little wager.

If the world DOES end on June 6th 2006, we can be sure there is a God and all us who don’t believe in God will never come here again (obviously).

When the world doesn’t end and everything goes on as it was, all the Born again Christian activists will shut their mouths and go home. Deal? Deal.

Who said the world’s going to end ??

I’m lost ..

Hey you challenge should be to sign on one of these days .. !!

GOOOGLE_QUEEN wrote: Who said the world’s going to end ??

I’m lost ..

Hey you challenge should be to sign on one of these days .. !!

lol .. sure .. been long since anyone actually saw him login ..

Etain wrote:

Cid Highwind wrote:
Moderator record hun, ..yada yada yada ..I was talking about, dearest.

Cid - don’t call me “hun” or “dearest” thanks.

No deals, pal...

It says in the Bible, in the Gospels, that no one knows the day or hour in which Christ shall return, and the world will end. That means that wherever you got these stupid notions that the world will end on June 6th, was all a bunch of garbage...

And Atresec, try actually reading the Bible instead of basing your beliefs on what you see on CNN.

-James E. Falcon, Colonel

hey colonel .. sup man ..

Etain wrote:

Cid Highwind wrote:
Moderator record hun, ..yada yada yada ..I was talking about, dearest.

Cid - don’t call me “hun” or “dearest” thanks.

I’m not basing it on CNN you dolt. I’m basing on what every Christian activist has been saying to me for weeks now, and I figured I might take care of SWC at the same time.

EEEEEEEEEE, Ok?

Dogbert said the deepest thing ever.
“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."

i bet u my dick it wont end on june 6 2006!!!

FEEL MY RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well then, Atresac-

I don’t blame you for being upset at Christian activists, as a matter of fact; I don’t agree with people like Pat Robertson and people who use brute tactics to try and “convert” people to Christianity.

Try showing some consideration for the fact that not all Christians have their views in a pristeen order and that some are indeed misguided.

Do both of us a favor and read the Bible...
I challenge you to read one of the four Gospels (Preferably Luke), and to give me your take on what it says.

Try it, you may like what you find.

-James E. Falcon, Colonel

“I’m not basing it on CNN you dolt. I’m basing on what every Christian activist has been saying to me for weeks now, and I figured I might take care of SWC at the same time."




That wouldn’t take care of me. We don’t know if something will or will not happen on 06/06/06. But we do know it will happen one day or the next, the end of the world, Jesus coming, the Antichrist, the Wrath and so on. Just because it doesn’t happen on a certain day, doesn’t mean it will make Christians keep quiet. We will still preach, and even more. Because the Bible says it will happen, and soon. No deal, because I never said that the end was coming on 06/06/06, I just said something bad MIGHT happen, like maybe the Antichrist will be born or something, but that is all presumptions, we don’t know, God does. And we need to be ready, spiritually, at any time. Not just for one day, - everyday, because Jesus will come as a thief in the night. So no deal. Still will be preaching, unless of course, if Jesus comes soon, before then. And I too challenge you to read at LEAST one of the Gospels, like John.

May God bless you all richly! Peace. Still praying for you.

“Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“

“Posted by GOOOGLE_QUEEN (Guest):

Who said the world’s going to end ??

I’m lost .."



The Bible says that Jesus is going to come to take His people into Heaven, the place He’s been preparing for us since He was resurrected. And the Antichrist will come to reign, he will have big power, and many people will think he is the Messiah. But then some Jews will figure out that he was a fake, and by thier blood, they will obtain Salvation, Heaven. Like if they killed the Jews for thier faith, they will go to Heaven. And God’s wrath will be poured out on earth. There will be something like a meteor that crashes on earth, part of the moon and sun will give no light, something like radiation will poison the rivers, many people will die, sea creatures will die, there will probably be a period of coldness, and people will starve due to lack of harvest from the bad weather, there will be wierd creatures that torture followers of the Antichrist for a couple months, and just about the end of the world! It will be horrible. And people will harden their hearts, and will curse God for these troubles. The mark of the beast will be implanted on people. It will be a disaster!

Have you read Revelation? You should, the whole end of the age is in there. It may be hard to read, and you may not get everything. And interpretors still have different meanings as to what Revelation is trying to say. But it is good to read.




“I don’t agree with people like Pat Robertson”



Col Falcon, is that the same Pat Robertson who wrote a novel titled “The End of the Age”?

“Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“

This reminds me of an essay I wrote for school a while back. We were to write about what the world would be like if we were never born. I present to you, that essay:

“The Apocalypse
Josh Caserta




















A scripture of the most un-holiness, and of the most awesomeness.
What would the world be like if Josh Caserta was never born? It’s an interesting question. However, in the answer lurks a truth of a magnitude so great and awesomely awesome, just hearing the truth would either cause your head to explode, or scar your life and perception of reality for eternity… followed soon after by an exploding head. The truth is, had Joshua I. Caserta not been born, the world as we know it would crumble, going down the metaphorical toilet. The world would be engulfed in chaos, to the extent that Earth could not be called a “world” without setting off a lie detector, or a B.S. detector.
When the messiah we know as Josh Caserta was born, order was brought to the whole planet. The sick were healed, and the poor became as rich as Gates. Yes, there are still poor people, and sick people, but they probably just did something that pissed Josh off, as many things do. They might have just said “hi” to him in a tone he did not approve of. The hell hole that was the world was replaced by a flourishing land of milk and awesomeness. Everywhere Josh steps could be sold for thousands of dollars.
But had Josh not been born, the pure chaos would cause a world of suicide, disease, and ultimately, the Apocalypse. In great detail if Josh Caserta was not born.
At first it would start off with semi-humane consequences, such as increased poverty and more going uneducated. However in the following years, things such as volcanoes arising from the planet’s once peaceful surface. And rivers once running with crystal clear water and fish, would be running with the deep red blood of a thousand virgins (who would not be virgins if he was born), and swarming with piranhas, that have been possessed by the devil. The homeless would become so diseased; they would turn into creatures that lusted for blood of the O negative type. Hippies would become so high, they would loose touch of the little reality left, and go on a mad killing spree.
In 1998 the spawn of Lucifer himself would rise from the San Andreas Fault, which, without Josh, would be 1,958 miles wide. They would take over the body of such hot celebrities like Brenda Song, Pamela Anderson, and Jackie from That 70’s Show. And 3 months later, after 92 consecutive days of hellfire, the blaze will take out the moon, which will then fall like the ratings of Desperate Housewives, into Russia, eradicating thousands of lives, and the planet’s largest country. America would shift its shape to that of a rotting corpse, a mere shadow of the country it once was.
When all hope is lost, and the planet is being ravaged by death and activists who told you this would happen if you ate that cheeseburger, the planet will lose a vital part… Australia.
When the robot army of Mars comes to destroy our planet, it hits Australia, and the entire chunk of Earth would be lost. The change of mass would cause the planet the spin into chaos, and farther into the galaxy, into the coldest regions of space, where Earth would not be capable of life, and the planet would freeze over.
But Josh has had mercy on the lives of billions. He has control over this. Had he not been born these disasters would be unavoidable. It may seem far fetched but do not doubt Josh. As the Messiah he can tell what would happen if he wasn’t born.
But now, after enlightening you, Josh is offering yet another gift: a faith.
Josh has decided that the world needs to know how important he is, so he has founded his own religion: Minions-of-Josh-ology. It is a religion in which you learn all about him and his miracles, everything from shutting a door with his foot, to making a turkey sandwich magically disappear before your eyes. It will cost $69 dollars to take the awesome-test (a test where Josh sees if you are awesome enough to worship him), and an additional $666 to join. No this is not a cult and is nothing like Scientology. It is much cooler and has a better cause: worshipping a 13-year old and helping him get famous.
The church is at the center of the universe, which is wherever Josh is at any given time. He will offer salvation, and guidance to those less awesome than he. To become an apostle of this church, you must get him a dinner at Friendly’s, and be the first to get him a brand new Playstation 3 in 2006. This will offer perks such as the privilege to kiss his hand, and his ass, simultaneously. That’s right, when you become one of his apostles, he gives you an extra pair of lips.
Is Josh not a merciful God?
If you see him, return the favor for all he’s done for you; life, health, food, and of course, Playstation. Yes he created Playstation. He still has to pay because the Messiah cannot be a thief. Next time you see him, kiss his hand/ass. You’re not doing him a favor, he’s doing you a favor."

And of course, attatched was my Jesus picture. I got a 105% on it. Man, I rule.

Stop calling yourself the Messiah! That’s a lie. Jesus Christ was the one and only Messiah. Beware of Judgement, when God will look over your life, your words, your actions, your thoughts, your essay. There is a Heaven and a Hell. Beware. No one is God but the one and only God. You don’t know what you’re messing with.

“Dying men have said, “I am sorry I have been an atheist, an infidel, an agnostic, a skeptic, or a sinner”; but no man ever said with his last breath, “I am sorry I have lived a Christian life." “The wages of sin is death- quit before payday.“