Awesome Stories

Hey peeps this is meant for people to tell awesome stories from there life like me for instance, one time i was in home depot and i found a 100$ bill. Of course it didnt go nnoticed and i had to wait 30 days to see if someone claimed it.No one did. I gained 100 more bucks. What about you?

what an amazing fucking story. i once found a hundred dollar( pound actually) bill up my ass after being fucked by addie izzard! beat that story u queer!

i meant eddie izzard not “addie”

I am looking for “BIG GAY FAG”. Your ass is mine you tight little hero. I want my 2pac cryn cock ass up TIGHT in your little poooontang... Don’t you go runnin roun daa net now boiieee. Cause I is da playa for da Gaya.. You is goooooona make me Appy like Pappy n U don' wanna No bout dat Shiaaaaaaaat ..... I can smell dat you is a young wanna be playa. Well boy you cum play wit dis shit ova ear an u know whu yoo Daaaddddy goona bb! Cuase I is lookn deeeeeeep in yoo eyessssss Biatccccccch boi.

You guys should really go to San Francisco with that shitz. I’ll be there because

I’m BILL GATES, BITCH!