BausMan's tutorial on how to make your very own "Junk in a box"

Okay, i was gonna make a youtube video showing you guys how to do this but my camera is broken and i am too lazy to get a new one.

Okay this tutorial will show you how to make your very own junk in a box, to do this your gonna need a box, just about any kind with a removable lid will work, just make sure the box has no holes in it or what not, a pair of scissors and a marker.

Now draw a circle in the side of the box (as shown in the pic below) with the marker, then CAREFULLY cut a hole in the box, dont make it too big or it might fallout if you have to run from someone.

NOTE: please people, be realistic with the size of the hole that you cut, i know you all think that you are hung like farm animals but for your sake, dont over do it.

right now it should look like this:



Okay, now place your junk in the box like so:



Okay, now put the top of the box back on, the end product should look like this:



You can decorate the box as you like, some people go as far as to put wraping paper and bows on the box, if that your thing than go for it, but i like mine better with out all the bows and stringy bullshit.


And once more i’ll go over thhe steps again



Okay i hope the tutorial helps you guys, and i hope you have fun surprising the fucking shit out of some unsuspecting (old?) woman.

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yup, im the only one online.

Now im going to bed.

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yup, im the only one online.

Now im going to bed.

Your not the only user online.

qwerty

muyo says this idea ftw

*you will die grasswalker....*

Sup Christmas of 2006.

in my new world boxes will be pre made with a hole on the side for this soon-to-be sacred tradition my grasswalkers

*you will die grasswalker....*

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

fuck you main

must make one

its my dick in a box...


1: cut a hole in the box

2: place your junk in that box

3: make her open the box...

blessthefates!

BausMan 117 wrote:

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

fuck you main

king u musnt attack my fellow brothers of prankatude, come to the humorous side and repent brother!

*you will die grasswalker....*

BausMan 117 wrote:

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

fuck you main

Quote from some homo on youtube “Man 408Mustangs, you’za a fuckin bitchnez you abviously(Yes, spelled completely wrong) you aint no anything about modern electronics my Storm is fuckin best phone out there so shut up honkey”

DICK IN A BOX

sexy

muyomansrebirth wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

fuck you main

king u musnt attack my fellow brothers of prankatude, come to the humorous side and repent brother!

yes, repent king, and join us.

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

fuck you main

Quote from some homo on youtube “Man 408Mustangs, you’za a fuckin bitchnez you abviously(Yes, spelled completely wrong) you aint no anything about modern electronics my Storm is fuckin best phone out there so shut up honkey”

if it fell of that would suck thou or if some one gave the box a good smak

BausMan 117 wrote:

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

-King- wrote:

BausMan 117 wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Sup Christmas of 2006.

yeah i know, but i was really bored.

You’za a bitchz.

fuck you main

Quote from some homo on youtube “Man 408Mustangs, you’za a fuckin bitchnez you abviously(Yes, spelled completely wrong) you aint no anything about modern electronics my Storm is fuckin best phone out there so shut up honkey”

SHUT UP CRACKER, YOU AINT NOT NO MUCH ABOUT MODERN SPACE TECHNOLOGY LIKE I DOSE.