CRAZIEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE???

back when i was renting out this house there was a contractor who parked in his work van in my driveway becuase he rented out the garage/bacement for his storage space. well one night i had a little party with a fire out side and all that good stuff. i got so bombed i was ranting and raving about how this van has been here for 3 weeks straight and hasnt moved. 10 beers later i get up out of my chair and grab the 12 ft ladder that was against my house and started smashing it through the windshield of this guys van, i hated this guy to begin with and the van was kind of old. than my friends decided to throw rocks at the other windows and one if them actaully went in the van and lighted a fire in the van until is was like a bonfire, i couldnt believe this shit. we flattened all the tires and spray painted in pink. i finally realized what i did and provoked when i woke up to take a piss at 6 in the morning and looked out my window to see the destruction. the lawn was a mess the driveway and porch were also. but the van was like a barbie reincarnated piece of shit. i than had a slight panic attack and thought to best way to hide from all of this is to stay under my covers all day and wait until someone bangs on my door, that being either the contractor or the cops. no one showed up all day except my friends laughing about it and we decided to call the contractor and explain, and surprisingly he was alright with it. i think he feared us. he decided to charge us a small fee of 1,500 for the van and there was 20 of us there so you do the math thats less than 100.00 each for a crazy time of destruction i will never forget.

I ate myself, I was tasty.

and your a retard

I know.

I tossed off in a doctors face. Whats more he was scottish. Gay fuck

Craziest thing? actualy liked haveing sex with Pamela Anderson.

read all the bullcrap and mispellings of weasel.

neonex you certainly can be an ass sometimes...

Well hy there Fuckerbunny! hows it going!

Hey Weasel, I wanna say a few things to you, 1- If you are gay... thats fine, you started the whole picking on me thing, since i first got here and the whole calling me fucker bunny, without me ever noticing you, you started following me to every topic, it shows clearly you like all this friction with me...if that turns you on, cool, do it with someone else im not into guys. So dont keep your hopes up. 2- you dont have to get mad at me for telling you, that you have a serious writing problem, but im done with that too.

Im okay with you calling me fucker bunny,
I f u c k a lot anyways, just like a bunny will.

yes, but you see Weasels eat Rabbits. and rabbits are very stupid.

I call you Fuckerbunny because your a bunny that’s fucking stupid. if you want to think its because i you git it a lot that’s fine by me, but remember next time your dick gets stuck in your own ass, that you are a stupid, sexist, racist, son of a bitch, that also happens to be the bastard offspring of the devil.

WHY YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MY DICK, DONT YOU GET IT? NOT INTO YOU!

no this is the first time i have ever said anything about your dick.

NEONEX_PR

so that is your attempt to get the last word. come on man. you better then that! you could at lest call me gay again or say “Fuck you weasel!" but just stating your name? it brings a tear to my eyes!

WEEMAN

muhahahaha ph34r my power!!!

*eyes glow red*
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I fed my fish cheese, and it died, Is that weird? Everyone likes cheese!

ah man thats screwed, you fed your fish cheese!!? Why not just fish food?

laughter is the best medicine... so laugh with me!

Posted by shay shay

I ate myself, I was tasty.

I bet you were. Can I have a taste.