Rumpy pumpy pumpy rumpty in and out, and in and out, and oohh. That was lovely. All day I’ve been waiting for that, and I must say it was worth it. I came over to the park this morning. It was all down to ‘he who must be obeyed’ he just wouldn’t go down, no matter what I did to him. So, after breakfast I brought him over here, to see if I could find him a hole to get in.
I sat on my usual bench and did my usual trick. Whenever a lady got near, I’d open up my mac and show her my pal.
I got the usual comments.”Dirty old bastard.” “I’m calling the police” That sort of thing, but then Rosie showed up.
Rosie took one look, and put her head down there and went to work, in broad daylight. So I took her into the bushes and had a lovely time. Better still, there was none of that embarrasing conversation malarky. Oh no. As soon as I’d finished, I gave her a pat, and off she went with her friends, digging for bones and chasing cats.
Perfect!
