This guy moves to a new neighborhood. At the end of the day after moving shit eating some pizza with his friends he is sick of looking at boxes, and just wants to relax.
He walks down the street to the local bar, walks in and sits down at the bar on a rather comfortable stool. He orders himself a pint. A few pints later some guy sitting next to him starts talking to him.
Half drunk random man, “hey buddy, you new in the area?" He replies “Yes, I just moved in to 65 up the street”
Half drunk random neighbor, “Wow small world I live at 63, we’re neighbors."
The man continues to talk to the poor man who just moved, who mostly replies in a series of grunts and half answers.
Eventually the neighbor gets on to the topic of employment, “So whatcha do for a living. I am a mechanic downtown."
The tired man looks angry and says, “I hate when people ask me about my job. When I tell them what I do THEY ALWAYS HARASS ME. I just want to have another beer then go home and sleep."
The mechanic neighbor, “Oh man, I am not like that. Just tell me I won’t bug ya."
The tired man, “Yes you will."
The mechanic Neighbor, “No come on."
This goes on for a minute or two the man who just moved finally gets a little flustered and says, “FINE. You want to know what I do? Do you really? I am a magician, now you are going to bug me."
The mechanic neighbor’s eyes light up, “can you do a trick for me, just one?"
The magician, “See I told you. You are now bugging me.."
The mecahnic neighbor, “awwww come on. just one trick..."
The magician, “FINE. turn around."
The mechanic turns around.
“Undo your belt and drop your pants."
The mechanic takes a weird look over his shoulder at the magician, who just says “Do you want your magic trick or not?" The guy drops his pants.
“Underwear too” The mechanic kind of sheepishly drops his underwear. The magician steps behind the mechanic and says “Feel my thumb in your ass?"
The mechanic is pretty creeped out but kinda drunk gives a faltering “y e s”
The Magician reaches his arms around the mechanic and holds both his thumbs out and giggles “It’s not my thumb”
AbraCadabra!
