This is so funny I had to post it
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/keith_richards_is_a_normal_guy.php
For those of you who can’t be bothered to click links:
Keith Richards is a normal guy
There was a rumor going around awhile back that Keith Richards mixed his dad’s cremated ashes with some cocaine and snorted it. Well he’s clarifying the rumor, and tells Rolling Stone yes, he did snort his dad’s ashes, but he didn’t mix them with cocaine. So it’s all good everybody, no need to worry.

