Epic Quotes

State some.

My usual-

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici

"..You wanna know what I was thinking about when I got married?! I’ll tell you what. PUSSY. Don’t make the same mistake." ~My hero.

Moo.

my is ME:

Nerd-Rage

Les chiffres sont les signes de Dieu
(Statistics are signs from God)
-Prior Roger Schultz of Taize

“You are truly wise, when you realize how foolish you really are."

“I think, therefore I am.“

My English teacher once said “There is no greater love than the love between two men." I know how that sounds, but think about it.

Camaraderie, friendship, and brotherhood.

“This sentence does not exist."
(has yet to bother figuring out italics...)

Moo.

“I’m Rorschach, bitch!"
“HAWSOME”
“JAWSOME”
“ghey”

SA-X wrote: My English teacher once said “There is no greater love than the love between two men." I know how that sounds, but think about it.

Camaraderie, friendship, and brotherhood.

Soggy! ^_^

“A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing. "

“A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies. "

“A man who does not think for himself does not think at all. "

“A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. "

“A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it. "

“A true friend stabs you in the front. "

“All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. To be natural is to be obvious, and to be obvious is to be inartistic. "

“All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. "

“Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. "

“An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him. "

“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. "

“Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing. "

“Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. "

“Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future."

“Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching. "

“Everything popular is wrong. " I like this one because it is the mindset of way too many angsty teenagers these days

“Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. "

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. "

“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. "

“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. "

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. "

“I can resist everything except temptation. "

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. "

“I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability. "

“I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead. "

“If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn’t. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism."

“It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. "

“It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly. "

“Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. "

“Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. "

“Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable. "

“Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed. "

“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. "

“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. "

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. "

“The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means. "

“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. "

“The world is divided into two classes, those who believe the incredible, and those who do the improbable. "

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. "

“There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. "

“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. "

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. "

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. "

“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. "

“Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects. "

All Oscar Wilde.

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-The Power Within

I dare to be stupid-Weird Al

Chaos Theory wrote: I dare to be stupid-Weird Al

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J peth wrote:
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greatest quote ever

“It’s only after we’ve lost everything, that we’re free to do anything."

- Tyler Durden

Fight Club.

Zero Gravity

“What me worry?"

Alfred E. Neuman

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One of the WORST quotes I’ve ever heard;

“Did I ever tell you how many times I’d see you and want to ejaculate all over your bazonkas?" - 187 Dracula 3000...

worst fucking movie I ever saw

Darth Nihilus wrote: “It’s only after we’ve lost everything, that we’re free to do anything."

- Tyler Durden

Fight Club.

That movie was epic.

“Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem right now." - Jerry Seinfeld

“I got a new Ipod. It’s 80 gigabytes, because I like to jog for 3 weeks straight and not hear the same song twice." -Arj Barker

Sean of the Living wrote: “Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem right now." - Jerry Seinfeld

“I got a new Ipod. It’s 80 gigabytes, because I like to jog for 3 weeks straight and not hear the same song twice." -Arj Barker

lol Fucking hilarious.

Last edited 21 Aug 2069 1:68 pm by Links