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11 Nov 2008 01:35 am
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Why? Well let me guide you through it like a script, my name is Alex if your confused a noob.

Teacher [to the class]: Ok put the Zinc Oxide in your tube and then hold it over the burner.

Alex [doing an idiot voice]: Sir this blue stuff looks like candy? Should I eat it?

Teacher: Not unless you want to die.

Alex: What if I do want to die? What if I want to end my pointless and meaningless life. (meant as a emo joke but he misinterpreted it.)

Teacher: Well Alex you think life is meaningless?

Alex: (ponders it for a moment) Yes.

Teacher: Well why don’t you go out and hang yourself? Don’t you think that is pessimistic?

Alex: Well sir... (I am still shocked that he suggested suicide.) It’s not pessimistic it is just part of my atheistic view on life...

Teacher: Oh your an atheist are you?

Alex: Yes Sir...

Teacher: Well Alex I think that Atheism is immoral and wrong.

Alex: Does that make me immoral and wrong sir? (a bit of steel in my voice now)

Teacher: Yes Alex it does.

[I do the finger to him... under my desk of course]

Alex: Well that is your opinion sir, doesn’t mean you have to impress your ignorant ideas on me.

[class is shocked]

Teacher: Ok... Moving right along hold it under the bunsen for 2 minutes...






I hate that bastard, if he ever had my respect he just lost it all in under 30 seconds.


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Crimson_Blade wrote: Why? Well let me guide you through it like a script, my name is Alex if your confused a noob.

Teacher [to the class]: Ok put the Zinc Oxide in your tube and then hold it over the burner.

Alex [doing an idiot voice]: Sir this blue stuff looks like candy? Should I eat it?

Teacher: Not unless you want to die.

Alex: What if I do want to die? What if I want to end my pointless and meaningless life. (meant as a emo joke but he misinterpreted it.)

Teacher: Well Alex you think life is meaningless?

Alex: (ponders it for a moment) Yes.

Teacher: Well why don’t you go out and hang yourself? Don’t you think that is pessimistic?

Alex: Well sir... (I am still shocked that he suggested suicide.) It’s not pessimistic it is just part of my atheistic view on life...

Teacher: Oh your an atheist are you?

Alex: Yes Sir...

Teacher: Well Alex I think that Atheism is immoral and wrong.

Alex: Does that make me immoral and wrong sir? (a bit of steel in my voice now)

Teacher: Yes Alex it does.

[I do the finger to him... under my desk of course]

Alex: Well that is your opinion sir, doesn’t mean you have to impress your ignorant ideas on me.

[class is shocked]

Teacher: Ok... Moving right along hold it under the bunsen for 2 minutes...






I hate that bastard, if he ever had my respect he just lost it all in under 30 seconds.


i guess he doesnt like class clown wannabes


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The Power Within wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Why? Well let me guide you through it like a script, my name is Alex if your confused a noob.

Teacher [to the class]: Ok put the Zinc Oxide in your tube and then hold it over the burner.

Alex [doing an idiot voice]: Sir this blue stuff looks like candy? Should I eat it?

Teacher: Not unless you want to die.

Alex: What if I do want to die? What if I want to end my pointless and meaningless life. (meant as a emo joke but he misinterpreted it.)

Teacher: Well Alex you think life is meaningless?

Alex: (ponders it for a moment) Yes.

Teacher: Well why don’t you go out and hang yourself? Don’t you think that is pessimistic?

Alex: Well sir... (I am still shocked that he suggested suicide.) It’s not pessimistic it is just part of my atheistic view on life...

Teacher: Oh your an atheist are you?

Alex: Yes Sir...

Teacher: Well Alex I think that Atheism is immoral and wrong.

Alex: Does that make me immoral and wrong sir? (a bit of steel in my voice now)

Teacher: Yes Alex it does.

[I do the finger to him... under my desk of course]

Alex: Well that is your opinion sir, doesn’t mean you have to impress your ignorant ideas on me.

[class is shocked]

Teacher: Ok... Moving right along hold it under the bunsen for 2 minutes...






I hate that bastard, if he ever had my respect he just lost it all in under 30 seconds.


i guess he doesnt like class clown wannabes


Meh, my class is easy to make laugh. Bunch of r-tards in the back =/


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Tell him your friend said that science is immoral and wrong too, as it is used to create weapons that kill people. tounge


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you should have said “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF CANADIAN BULLSHIT!!!!!!!"


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Tyreaus - Maybe so... but then I would be easily countered with medicinal advances and such sad

TWP - o.o


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Crimson_Blade wrote: Tyreaus - Maybe so... but then I would be easily countered with medicinal advances and such sad

TWP - o.o



It doesn’t matter. If he (ignorantly) thinks Atheism is immoral and wrong, then you should be able to state science is immoral and wrong and give those reasons, as they are logical reasons.


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Tyrane wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Tyreaus - Maybe so... but then I would be easily countered with medicinal advances and such sad

TWP - o.o



It doesn’t matter. If he (ignorantly) thinks Atheism is immoral and wrong, then you should be able to state science is immoral and wrong and give those reasons, as they are logical reasons.


Excellent. He said at an earlier time that he wasn’t Christian but he still believed in a God, so I am just going to assume he is a deist =D


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Crimson_Blade wrote:

Tyrane wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Tyreaus - Maybe so... but then I would be easily countered with medicinal advances and such sad

TWP - o.o



It doesn’t matter. If he (ignorantly) thinks Atheism is immoral and wrong, then you should be able to state science is immoral and wrong and give those reasons, as they are logical reasons.


Excellent. He said at an earlier time that he wasn’t Christian but he still believed in a God, so I am just going to assume he is a deist =D



o.o
Oh, then, may as well tack on that that friend that told you this stuff is also a Deist and believes in God. tounge


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Tyrane wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Tyrane wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Tyreaus - Maybe so... but then I would be easily countered with medicinal advances and such sad

TWP - o.o



It doesn’t matter. If he (ignorantly) thinks Atheism is immoral and wrong, then you should be able to state science is immoral and wrong and give those reasons, as they are logical reasons.


Excellent. He said at an earlier time that he wasn’t Christian but he still believed in a God, so I am just going to assume he is a deist =D



o.o
Oh, then, may as well tack on that that friend that told you this stuff is also a Deist and believes in God. tounge


Terrific, terrific.


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Crimson_Blade wrote:

Tyrane wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Tyrane wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Tyreaus - Maybe so... but then I would be easily countered with medicinal advances and such sad

TWP - o.o



It doesn’t matter. If he (ignorantly) thinks Atheism is immoral and wrong, then you should be able to state science is immoral and wrong and give those reasons, as they are logical reasons.


Excellent. He said at an earlier time that he wasn’t Christian but he still believed in a God, so I am just going to assume he is a deist =D



o.o
Oh, then, may as well tack on that that friend that told you this stuff is also a Deist and believes in God. tounge


Terrific, terrific.



Have fun! ^^


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Well I am off to finish my nights chapter. Damn distracting interwebs.

*shakes fist at CENA for inventing it*


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ROW ROW FIGHT THAT POWAH!!!!


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I think you should respect your teacher cos he is not scared to voice he’s own opinion.

He should also respect you for yours as well. But I would say your teacher showed moor restraint in that confession then you did.

Also he suggested suicide probably sarcastically cos he’s not on some Internet forum with all the petty rules that go with it.


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Great. Now you’ve enforced his backwards view that Atheists are depressed suicidals without morals. You shouldn’t have tried that joke.


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Mola Ramm wrote: Great. Now you’ve enforced his backwards view that Atheists are depressed suicidals without morals. You shouldn’t have tried that joke.



On the contrary I think there would be less suicidal ppl among atheists then religious ppl. After all if your feeling that low and you believe in God and all that bollix then I would think that would frighten a person into not killing them self. Where as an atheist dose not have all that bollix to deal with and stays living for the love of life it self.

Plus an atheist is moral cos they wont to be. Not cos some book told them that they well go to haven if they are.


I would just like to point out at this point that I myself am nether an atheist or a person that believe in a religion.


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A religious scientists, or teacher rather...interesting.


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Junk wrote:

Mola Ramm wrote: Great. Now you’ve enforced his backwards view that Atheists are depressed suicidals without morals. You shouldn’t have tried that joke.



On the contrary I think there would be less suicidal ppl among atheists then religious ppl. After all if your feeling that low and you believe in God and all that bollix then I would think that would frighten a person into not killing them self. Where as an atheist dose not have all that bollix to deal with and stays living for the love of life it self.

Plus an atheist is moral cos they wont to be. Not cos some book told them that they well go to haven if they are.


I would just like to point out at this point that I myself am nether an atheist or a person that believe in a religion.


I dunno, a lot of people who really just don’t care about their lives at all are atheist who were at one time religious. I think if you were raised an Atheist you may find yourself appriciating life because of how insiginificant we presumably are in the universe.


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Pfft... you gave him the finger under the deck? I would’ve shoved it in his face and told him to fuck himself wink


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some one new wrote:

Junk wrote:

Mola Ramm wrote: Great. Now you’ve enforced his backwards view that Atheists are depressed suicidals without morals. You shouldn’t have tried that joke.



On the contrary I think there would be less suicidal ppl among atheists then religious ppl. After all if your feeling that low and you believe in God and all that bollix then I would think that would frighten a person into not killing them self. Where as an atheist dose not have all that bollix to deal with and stays living for the love of life it self.

Plus an atheist is moral cos they wont to be. Not cos some book told them that they well go to haven if they are.


I would just like to point out at this point that I myself am nether an atheist or a person that believe in a religion.


I dunno, a lot of people who really just don’t care about their lives at all are atheist who were at one time religious. I think if you were raised an Atheist you may find yourself appriciating life because of how insiginificant we presumably are in the universe.



The point I was trying to make is that if an atheist did not wont to live he would just simply kill him self as he in he’s mind would have nothing to lose. Where as someone that believed in the holy spirit and the bible would not. They would carry on living but be misserbol about it. Probably.


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