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06-18-2009 01:17 AM

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06-18-2009 01:17 AM

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06-18-2009 01:18 AM

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06-18-2009 01:21 AM

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06-18-2009 01:22 AM

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GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED

FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT’S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

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06-18-2009 01:37 AM

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06-18-2009 03:12 AM

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LeClairity wrote:

HAHA OH WOW

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06-18-2009 03:22 AM

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LeClairity wrote:

Lol.

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06-18-2009 03:38 AM

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LeClairity wrote:

I lol’d irl

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06-18-2009 03:46 AM

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Shadow_blade wrote:
LeClairity wrote:

I lol’d irl

I said 'How mean.' and exited the browser.

-Has no sense of humor.-

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06-18-2009 03:48 AM

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LeClairity wrote:

thats pretty gross i dont care how funny it is

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06-18-2009 03:49 AM

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Green_Ninja wrote:
Shadow_blade wrote:
LeClairity wrote:

I lol’d irl

I said 'How mean.' and exited the browser.

-Has no sense of humor.-

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06-18-2009 03:52 AM

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Weeman wrote:
LeClairity wrote:

thats pretty gross i dont care how funny it is

in b4 Cid Comes back with another
account flaming Everybody.

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06-18-2009 06:38 AM

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i r guY wrote:

gotta find me some weapons and contact this guy...

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06-18-2009 06:47 AM

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Archangel Azrael wrote:
i r guY wrote:

gotta find me some weapons and contact this guy...

Can I come?!?

[Reply] #19

06-18-2009 06:48 AM

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NeonMan5 wrote:
Archangel Azrael wrote:
i r guY wrote:

gotta find me some weapons and contact this guy...

Can I come?!?

does you gots chocolate?

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06-18-2009 06:51 AM

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Archangel Azrael wrote:
NeonMan5 wrote:
Archangel Azrael wrote:
i r guY wrote:

gotta find me some weapons and contact this guy...

Can I come?!?

does you gots chocolate?

I has waffles.

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