Ghosts

free willy you met her too.

She sounds interesting, i wanna meet her!

you must be nuts

Christine you can’t meet here. She spread her wings and flew off to God knows where. Probably to seek out more unsuspecting prey.

Thats a shame. Mayb she transformed into a bat! (Will keep an eye out!)
Or mayb shes secretly living in ur tv! Spying on ya and waiting to pounce!

I was watching 'Buffy' and I thought I saw here as one of the demons. auuuuuugh

Dam i can feel the love u had for your ex!

I think demons are disguised as spiders, they are evil looking buggers! Yuck!
1 leg for each sin, there isnt 7 sins, must be a hidden 8th! Sounds about right, men have the extra 9th sin as well, infact thats what usually causes most sins in men in the first place! (No offence guys)

No it doesn’t cause the sins in men, you women cause us to think with the small head and do sinful things. You women are the 9th sin and we like it. Obviously or we wouldn’t be chasing after you women. lol

Thats just the typical bloke, passing the blame onto women! lol

You passed it on to us first. Now give me my pint.

*hands empty pint glass to ima crazy with the same innocent grin used earlier*

(I think a ghost must have nicked ur pint!)

That’s not right. I am not going to have a recycled pint.

My ex-demon drank it.

U should feel better now then, its just like u pissed in her mouth! Not quite the shovelled shit in her face! But hey.

You know how to cheer me up. *smiles*

Then my aim for the night is completed! Making u smile!
Good night, sleep tight, mind the bed bugs do not bite! If they do, get a shoe, beat them till their black and blue! (OOps im being racist again without realising!) *Changes the last sentence to* 'beat them till their black and white-in no preference or order-*
Watch out for the ghosts and gouls! They are under ur bed waiting for u!

You’re making my side hurt from laughing. Have a great night.