Holy shit I just got the shit scared out of me!

My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!

I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!

Squipple wrote: My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!

I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!

That always happens on my birthday

It bled right on me!

>.< RRRRGH! That’s disgusting!

Squipple wrote: My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!

I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!

It stared into your soul

Squipple wrote: It bled right on me!

>.< RRRRGH! That’s disgusting!

Holy crap bird flu!!!!

Lol eww.

[I might like you better,if we slept together.]

Di5turbed wrote:

Squipple wrote: My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!

I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!

It stared into your soul

IT DID!!!!!!!!

Eww... I wish it was Friday the 13th, the day I’m luckiest.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Wash off!!! bird flu holy shit dude bird flu!!!

Squipple wrote: My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!

I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!

that was freaky

There’s a gash on one side of it’s head. Looks like a hawk got it.



You can see some blood dripping from it’s beak.

that’s freaky

Squipple wrote: There’s a gash on one side of it’s head. Looks like a hawk got it.



You can see some blood dripping from it’s beak.

OYG who shot it with a bb gun?

1indainfinite wrote:

Squipple wrote: There’s a gash on one side of it’s head. Looks like a hawk got it.



You can see some blood dripping from it’s beak.

OYG who shot it with a bb gun?

It wouldn’t be crammed in there if somebody shot it with a BB gun.

Great it just stared into my soul

Di5turbed wrote: Great it just stared into my soul

What soul I see cheetos

Di5turbed wrote: Great it just stared into my soul

Lol what soul

Squipple wrote:

Di5turbed wrote: Great it just stared into my soul

Lol what soul

I was going to say taht to you first! But I was like nah! YOU READ MY SOUL!

Good thing you weren’t yawning

so SQUiP, how are you gonna remove it?