| 14 May 2008 09:26 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 82  Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 14,457 OFFLINE | My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!
I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood! ---
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| 14 May 2008 09:28 pm |
BEYOND INFINITY Rep: 52 Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13,492 OFFLINE | Squipple wrote:
My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!
I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!
That always happens on my birthday
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| 14 May 2008 09:30 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 82Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 14,457 OFFLINE | It bled right on me!
>.< RRRRGH! That’s disgusting! ---
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| 14 May 2008 09:30 pm |
Taking noobs to school Rep: 45 Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 16,079 OFFLINE | Squipple wrote:
My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!
I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!
It stared into your soul | |
| 14 May 2008 09:31 pm |
BEYOND INFINITY Rep: 52Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13,492 OFFLINE | Squipple wrote:
It bled right on me!
>.< RRRRGH! That’s disgusting!
Holy crap bird flu!!!!
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| 14 May 2008 09:32 pm |
[Proper.Pimpin] Rep: 132 Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Posts: 34,719 OFFLINE | Lol eww. ---
[I might like you better,if we slept together.] | |
| 14 May 2008 09:33 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 82Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 14,457 OFFLINE | Di5turbed wrote:
Squipple wrote:
My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!
I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!
It stared into your soul
IT DID!!!!!!!!
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| 14 May 2008 09:34 pm |
I apologized, Jesus Rep: 88 Joined: 30 Apr 2007 Posts: 21,620 OFFLINE | Eww... I wish it was Friday the 13th, the day I’m luckiest. 
Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule. | |
| 14 May 2008 09:34 pm |
BEYOND INFINITY Rep: 52Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13,492 OFFLINE | Wash off!!! bird flu holy shit dude bird flu!!! ---
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| 14 May 2008 09:35 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 48 Joined: 09 Mar 2007 Posts: 3,668 OFFLINE | Squipple wrote:
My mom told me there was some red stain outside and to clean up any mess I made. I went outside to go clean whatever mess there was. The sink outside had something that looked like thick cranberry juice spilled all over it. I though “Dammit this is My brother’s fault," but I figured I could just wash down the mess anyways. I rinsed it out and bent over to get the paper towels from the steel cupboard underneath to wipe the rest off, and I felt a little drip on my neck. It was cloudy outside, so at first I thought it was raining, so I looked up. A dead dove, hanging from the patio cover LOOKED RIGHT AT MY FUCKING EYES!!!! OMG!!!
I’ll put the pics on soon. This is scary as shit! It’s just hanging there! A dove!!! A peace symbol hanging from my patio cover dripping blood!
that was freaky 
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| 14 May 2008 09:37 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 82Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 14,457 OFFLINE | There’s a gash on one side of it’s head. Looks like a hawk got it.
You can see some blood dripping from it’s beak.
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| 14 May 2008 09:39 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 40 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 Posts: 4,264 OFFLINE | that’s freaky | |
| 14 May 2008 09:39 pm |
BEYOND INFINITY Rep: 52Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13,492 OFFLINE | Squipple wrote:
There’s a gash on one side of it’s head. Looks like a hawk got it.
You can see some blood dripping from it’s beak.
OYG who shot it with a bb gun?
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| 14 May 2008 09:40 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 82Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 14,457 OFFLINE | 1indainfinite wrote:
Squipple wrote:
There’s a gash on one side of it’s head. Looks like a hawk got it.
You can see some blood dripping from it’s beak.
OYG who shot it with a bb gun?
It wouldn’t be crammed in there if somebody shot it with a BB gun.
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| 14 May 2008 09:40 pm |
Taking noobs to school Rep: 45Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 16,079 OFFLINE | Great it just stared into my soul | |
| 14 May 2008 09:41 pm |
BEYOND INFINITY Rep: 52Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13,492 OFFLINE | Di5turbed wrote:
Great it just stared into my soul
What soul I see cheetos
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| 14 May 2008 09:42 pm |
SQUiP? Rep: 82Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 14,457 OFFLINE | Di5turbed wrote:
Great it just stared into my soul
Lol what soul
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| 14 May 2008 09:50 pm |
Taking noobs to school Rep: 45Joined: 21 Jun 2006 Posts: 16,079 OFFLINE | Squipple wrote:
Di5turbed wrote:
Great it just stared into my soul
Lol what soul
I was going to say taht to you first! But I was like nah! YOU READ MY SOUL! | |
| 14 May 2008 09:51 pm |
BEYOND INFINITY Rep: 52Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 13,492 OFFLINE | Good thing you weren’t yawning ---
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| 14 May 2008 09:53 pm |
UBER 1337 Poster Rep: 48Joined: 09 Mar 2007 Posts: 3,668 OFFLINE | so SQUiP, how are you gonna remove it? ---
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