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[Reply] #1
05-23-2010 11:49 AM
Sarrbud
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My motivations are personal and please don’t say something like “Don’t do it!". Don’t waste your time.

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05-23-2010 11:50 AM
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Sarrbud wrote: My motivations are personal and please don’t say something like “Don’t do it!". Don’t waste your time.



“Don’t do it!"

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05-23-2010 11:52 AM
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Go to the principal, and tell him/her to suck your vagina.


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05-23-2010 12:04 PM
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Sarrbud wrote: My motivations are personal and please don’t say something like “Don’t do it!". Don’t waste your time.

punch the person uve always hated


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05-23-2010 01:22 PM
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Why would you want to get suspended when there is what? Only a few days left? Why not just stay home without your parents knowing? :\


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05-23-2010 01:46 PM
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bring a felony amount of narcotics to school
and try to sell them to the teachers


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05-23-2010 02:04 PM
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Poop on the soap in the bathroom, get your shoes muddy and write offensive language on the floor(with your muddy feet) and urine on the floor.Use permanent markers and draw 'Gay' and 'lesbian' on the male and female toilet signs.


Repeat daily and confess.


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Edited 05-23-2010 02:07 PM by Joey Badass
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05-23-2010 02:08 PM
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TheSaneRevelation wrote: Poop on the soap in the bathroom, get your shoes muddy and write offensive language on the floor(with your muddy feet) and urine on the floor.Use permanent markers and draw 'Gay' and 'lesbian' on the male and female toilet signs.


Repeat daily and confess.



The last one is the only one worthy.


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05-23-2010 02:16 PM
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Skip school, gather your friends, take your friend’s dad’s sports car out for a joy ride, go to and sing in a parade, destroy the aforementioned car, and then get caught.


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05-23-2010 02:20 PM
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Shaman King Hao wrote:

TheSaneRevelation wrote: Poop on the soap in the bathroom, get your shoes muddy and write offensive language on the floor(with your muddy feet) and urine on the floor.Use permanent markers and draw 'Gay' and 'lesbian' on the male and female toilet signs.


Repeat daily and confess.



The last one is the only one worthy.



Of suspension?


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05-23-2010 02:21 PM
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TheSaneRevelation wrote:

Shaman King Hao wrote:

TheSaneRevelation wrote: Poop on the soap in the bathroom, get your shoes muddy and write offensive language on the floor(with your muddy feet) and urine on the floor.Use permanent markers and draw 'Gay' and 'lesbian' on the male and female toilet signs.


Repeat daily and confess.



The last one is the only one worthy.



Of suspension?


No. Of spending the time to do. lol.


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05-23-2010 02:31 PM
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Shaman King Hao wrote:

TheSaneRevelation wrote:

Shaman King Hao wrote:

TheSaneRevelation wrote: Poop on the soap in the bathroom, get your shoes muddy and write offensive language on the floor(with your muddy feet) and urine on the floor.Use permanent markers and draw 'Gay' and 'lesbian' on the male and female toilet signs.


Repeat daily and confess.



The last one is the only one worthy.



Of suspension?


No. Of spending the time to do. lol.



I’ve done the others in 5th grade (I just didn’t get caught).


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05-23-2010 03:12 PM
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just punch somebody in the face, not that hard

just choose ure victim wisely, dont be punching some crazy weightlifting champion, u will die


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Edited 05-23-2010 03:13 PM by surferdude1212
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05-23-2010 03:15 PM
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one word RAPE!


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05-23-2010 03:16 PM
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Shaman King Hao wrote: Why would you want to get suspended when there is what? Only a few days left? Why not just stay home without your parents knowing? :\


^


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05-23-2010 03:17 PM
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Light something on fire.

Or if you went to my school, go to the parking lot. -..-


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05-23-2010 03:44 PM
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surferdude1212 wrote: just punch somebody in the face, not that hard

just choose ure victim wisely, dont be punching some crazy weightlifting champion, u will die



I’ve already punched someone in the face(and hit the same person in the forehead),slapped someone with spicy grub and hit 2 people for verbal abuse.

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05-24-2010 05:53 PM
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Sarrbud wrote: My motivations are personal and please don’t say something like “Don’t do it!". Don’t waste your time.



Wanking in the dinner hall usually works.

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05-24-2010 05:57 PM
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Ram your car through the school entrance,and hope you injure,or kill somebody.If you are in high school,is this worth getting a shower daddy?

That should be enough.


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05-24-2010 07:12 PM
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Blast it with piss.

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