We were at the Bronx Zoo today, and well the hippo was coming on to me. I mean who can’t resist that wonderful hippo ass of hers.
So I ripped off my clothes and jumped over the fence and into the cage and fucked it. We made love for 4 hours strait and didn’t even stop.
I was arrested and put on probation. The hippo is getting custody of our child though, something about me being insane and coming up with horrible april fools jokes.
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