I need to get pregnant plz help

Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Nothing about this seems like a good idea.


Trust me.

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

my god get some help

You’re 14 and having sex with a 17 year old...

your both under age

Get him so horny that he doesnt even realize theres no condom and sticks that thing in you and beats you like a jackhammer biach.

Or, since Boo has never had sex with anyone except himself, get Boo’s sperm when he masturbates and put it in your vajayjay.

Chilly man wrote: Or, since Boo has never had sex with anyone except himself, get Boo’s sperm when he masturbates and put it in your vajayjay.

Ive had sex with myself?

King Boo wrote:

Chilly man wrote: Or, since Boo has never had sex with anyone except himself, get Boo’s sperm when he masturbates and put it in your vajayjay.

Ive had sex with myself?

Yes Boo, your right hand lover.

lol, admitting statutory rape.

Well, that might depend on where you are. Where I live, however, that boy is committing rape as far as the law is concerned.

Yes, I know this is bullshit.

Chilly man wrote:

King Boo wrote:

Chilly man wrote: Or, since Boo has never had sex with anyone except himself, get Boo’s sperm when he masturbates and put it in your vajayjay.

Ive had sex with myself?

Yes Boo, your right hand lover.

Since when?

Maggot Face wrote: lol, admitting statutory rape.

Well, that might depend on where you are. Where I live, however, that boy is committing rape as far as the law is concerned.

Yes, I know this is bullshit.

Hey MF, This gal could be a sure thing for you and you’ll finally pop your cherry.

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

If he tries to put it on just be like “Don’t worry I’m on the pill and will do an abortion if necessary” then don’t do either.

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

your fucking retarded. and all kinds of evil for tormenting a guy like that, you sick bitch.

Victory is ensured

Read this if your a dumb ass wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

If he tries to put it on just be like “Don’t worry I’m on the pill and will do an abortion if necessary” then don’t do either.

don’t help this abomination of the human race.

Victory is ensured

lol WTF? That’s messed up, yo.

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Do you know HOW MUCH of a F***ing 'tard you are?

My god, someone get a gun for this stupid person.

“Hmph...Nice to meet you, [Zero]...No...wait...I can’t even call you that, can I? Because I, am the REAL, [Zero]..."
“Ware wa Messiah nari! Hahahaha!" - Omega Zero

LMAO!
Grow up then think about it again.

Chilly man wrote:

Maggot Face wrote: lol, admitting statutory rape.

Well, that might depend on where you are. Where I live, however, that boy is committing rape as far as the law is concerned.

Yes, I know this is bullshit.

Hey MF, This gal could be a sure thing for you and you’ll finally pop your cherry.

My cherry is just fine, thanks.

as i said. this girl is a spore of satan, and is a crime against nature. tormenting a guy for such a retarded reason, psychotic bitch.

Victory is ensured