I need to get pregnant plz help

A: You/both of you (Depending on where you live) are underage.
B: If you do get pregnant your BF will probably leave you.
C: 16 is not old for a mum, I’d say anything over 40 is old. Before is not.
You have your whole life in front of you, at this time a baby could ruin your life.
E: You will get in trouble for underage sex.

u can have sex with me anytime if you want to i know eventhough you already got boy but 15 and am capable of being a father

He will leave you if you poke holes in the condom,more than likely.

I really doubt this person is 14 and is a girl.

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

You stole this off yahoo answers, douchefag.

ok i have the solution, buttsecks.

Thanks to KingBoo my bro for the signature.

King Boo wrote: Get him so horny that he doesnt even realize theres no condom and sticks that thing in you and beats you like a jackhammer biach.

lol!

Thanks to KingBoo my bro for the signature.

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Jump

Forsaken Corpse wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

You stole this off yahoo answers, douchefag.

Wow. Took awhile for someone to notice. Jesus you’re all fucking retards. It’s the exact same wording and everything.

FIOTW wrote:

Forsaken Corpse wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

You stole this off yahoo answers, douchefag.

Wow. Took awhile for someone to notice. Jesus you’re all fucking retards. It’s the exact same wording and everything.

BECAUSE WE ALL have that much time on our hands.

FIOTW wrote:

Forsaken Corpse wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

You stole this off yahoo answers, douchefag.

Wow. Took awhile for someone to notice. Jesus you’re all fucking retards. It’s the exact same wording and everything.

Victory is ensured

FIOTW wrote:

Forsaken Corpse wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

You stole this off yahoo answers, douchefag.

Wow. Took awhile for someone to notice. Jesus you’re all fucking retards. It’s the exact same wording and everything.

like im going to go to fucking yahoo and look shit up god

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Wowzers Batman!

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Actually what you need to do is shut the fuck up and not have sex until you’re 18. There, hope that helped.

i r guY wrote:

How COME I didn’t notice this before?!

o wait lol

Zero Gravity

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

I lulled.

FIOTW wrote:

Wow. Took awhile for someone to notice. Jesus you’re all fucking retards. It’s the exact same wording and everything.

Wow.. you really need to look at collecting stamps for a hobby instead of posting lame topics..

just a suggestion.

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.

hahaha I almost had a kid XD