I need to get pregnant plz help

Wait a min, This seems familiar in some way....
http://failblog.org/page/51/
Look at the third one down.
Thats the real crazy bitch, this guy is just well should i say it? - a retard?
Unless it is actually the same person but then yes it reverts back.

This is all a fucking lie a troll posted you dip shits.

Ryo Ketchum wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Hey!!! I was about to say I am available!!!!!!!!!!
laughs

Ace Kishaw wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Great...I thought “you” were single and wanted to get pregnant. I was gonna help yah out there....if
you know what I mean (ha ha ha).

Yeah anyway you say want to poke holes in his condoms, well you need to get the smallest pin you
can find in order to make sure your boyfriend doesn’t notice any holes in the condoms. GOOD LUCK

FFFFFFFFFAGGGGGGGGGGGits!

- If you are getting MW2 for the Ps3, PM me.
LOL FAIL:

oh harrow wrote:

Ryo Ketchum wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Hey!!! I was about to say I am available!!!!!!!!!!
laughs

Ace Kishaw wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Great...I thought “you” were single and wanted to get pregnant. I was gonna help yah out there....if
you know what I mean (ha ha ha).

Yeah anyway you say want to poke holes in his condoms, well you need to get the smallest pin you
can find in order to make sure your boyfriend doesn’t notice any holes in the condoms. GOOD LUCK

FFFFFFFFFAGGGGGGGGGGGits!

Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh harrow wrote:

Ryo Ketchum wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Hey!!! I was about to say I am available!!!!!!!!!!
laughs

Ace Kishaw wrote:

i need help plz wrote: Im 14 and I think im ready 4 a child & I have the right guy 2 get me pregnant but he doesnt want 2 have 1 is there anyway i can poke holes in his condoms with a needle without him noticing wut i did?

I have a job and i dont want to b an old mother thats why i wanna have one b4 16 and the guy is 17, he is rich and cool and he has a car

What if I buy condoms and poke holes in them and have him use them?

Great...I thought “you” were single and wanted to get pregnant. I was gonna help yah out there....if
you know what I mean (ha ha ha).

Yeah anyway you say want to poke holes in his condoms, well you need to get the smallest pin you
can find in order to make sure your boyfriend doesn’t notice any holes in the condoms. GOOD LUCK

FFFFFFFFFAGGGGGGGGGGGits!

Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK guys...

Weird/wierd (laughs) topic

Mr. White wrote: Weird/wierd (laughs) topic

You can say that agian

Weird/wierd (laughs) topic

i dont think this person is being serious

lobipolax wrote: i dont think this person is being serious

And I get the feeling it’s not a girl who created this thread. LOL

You mean...you think it’s a guy?

they r a troll

Thanks to KingBoo my bro for the signature.

Ace Kishaw wrote: You mean...you think it’s a guy?

Eh-yeah

The MASK wrote: Anyone who reads the first post and believes it should greatly consider sterilazation because we don’t need stupid people like you to breed.

Why Mask you are so SMART

The MASK wrote:

The MASK wrote: Anyone who reads the first post and believes it should greatly consider sterilazation because we don’t need stupid people like you to breed.

Why Mask you are so SMART

“Mask”. Here’s a riddle for yah and read carefully
What happens if you remove “your mask”?

Ryo Ketchum wrote:

The MASK wrote:

The MASK wrote: Anyone who reads the first post and believes it should greatly consider sterilazation because we don’t need stupid people like you to breed.

Why Mask you are so SMART

“Mask”. Here’s a riddle for yah and read carefully
What happens if you remove “your mask”?

Cold HARD reality sets in

The MASK wrote:

Ryo Ketchum wrote:

The MASK wrote:

The MASK wrote: Anyone who reads the first post and believes it should greatly consider sterilazation because we don’t need stupid people like you to breed.

Why Mask you are so SMART

“Mask”. Here’s a riddle for yah and read carefully
What happens if you remove “your mask”?

Cold HARD reality sets in

Whatever you say man...

Ryo Ketchum wrote:

The MASK wrote:

The MASK wrote: Anyone who reads the first post and believes it should greatly consider sterilazation because we don’t need stupid people like you to breed.

Why Mask you are so SMART

“Mask”. Here’s a riddle for yah and read carefully
What happens if you remove “your mask”?

We get that nerdy chap by the name of Stanley Ipkiss

Whoa whoa whoa, I bet he didn’t expect one!!!!