is this too dangerous as a sport?

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My friend is an idiot and thinks it’s really funny to hit me in the head with a baseball bat(metal baseball bat) Now call me crazy but I think it’s pretty funny too(kinda like the movie jackass) but he hits the back of my head as hard as he possibly can(hes not that strong) and it really messes me up. my question is how many blows to the head like this would kill me? lol I know I’m an idiot :P and FYI: I do NOT hit him or any of my friends like that at all so don’t get all preachy on me

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*Throws arms up in the air and cringes*

That’s it! I give up on mankind.

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Umm dude ... sometimes all it takes is one good crack in the cranium to kill you.

Or, it’ll eventually cause internal bleeding which could lead to you dying painfully ...

Not to menchin the risk of you damaging something and becoming retarded ...

Last edited 19 May 2007 04:12 pm by bAyBeE_ChRoNiC

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uh i’m not sure on an exact number but it couldn’t be to good for you to get hit in the head with a bat

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lol I’m sorry you find my games so repulsive, at least I don’t hit anyone right? plus my friend is a skinny little weakling. still hurts pretty badly though :P

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As my dad says, if it hurts, don’t do it.

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ok ok I’ll we’ll stop lol he is very weak though would that help in any way to lower the risk?

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Not when it’s a bloody metal baseball bat no...if he can swing the thing somewhat accurately he’s strong enough...

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ok we’ll stop. lol y’all got me kind of worried now. hope I’m not retarded lol :P thnx for advice

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I don’t want to even think about what that could do to your intelligence...

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Wow....um....one hit is all it takes...


Now here’s what you gotta do...you and your friend gotta become gay...the human race doesn’t need your DNA in the gene pool...

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lol I don’t think so IM SO NOT GAY. but dont worry most girls don’t like my pathetic self :P

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Wow ... just when I thought I had seen it all...

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Has it not occurred to anyone that this might be a joke?

I mean, how many people randomly find a forum, and as a guest ask for medical advice?

C’mon guys.

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I don’t find it repulsive, I just find it stupid. But then again, I’ve broken many bones from racing motocross and snowboarding, but at least I go big. “Hey, hit me in the head with this bat dude! It’ll be4 kewel!!!1111 X!!! Shift + 1 !!!"
You gotta be dry fuckin' me?

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I can totally see why you would think that but I am serious. I am too embarrassed to ask a “professional”. But I respect your skepticism

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Okay, so become gay. From what I can see, your genes would eventually end up in the destruction of mankind. That or cut yer nuts off.

“Hey shoot this 500 megaton nuke at me! It’ll be fun!"

Last edited 19 May 2007 04:39 pm by Weeman

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Dude, heres some advice, DONT LET YOUR FRIEDS HIT YOU IN THEM HEAD WITH A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!! What is with you 11 yr olds and beind"totally extreme 2 teh maxX2

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No.

concerned  person-idiot

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we are not 11(I know it’s sad) lol